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I really wish I could enforce the Code right now.
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Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-07-15 19:27:29 UTC
I am going to have to triple my normal efforts once TQ is back online.

Let me recount an interaction with a bot yesterday in Uedama local. It kept asking me how many hours a day I had to gank. I kept replying to it "As many as are required to enforce the Code." Apparently that answer isn't specific enough because it kept asking me. Then it kept making references to my "whip" and my "boss", of which, I own zero of. I kept replying that there is no set time to gank nor is there a presrcibed amount of podgoo I need to bathe in before I consider my enforcement complete.

I enforce until I am done enforcing. It really is quite that simple. To do anything less would be unfaithful to the Code and it is impossible to do MORE enforcing.

Anyway, just a brief story to pass the time. Cannot wait to shutdown some rogue bot-aspirant programs.

Fly Compliant!!! o7

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Raith Crimson
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-07-15 19:28:54 UTC
He who persecutes shall be persecuted.

my ideas are my own and have no reflection on the ideas of my current corp / alliance.

excuse my terrible typing.
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-07-15 19:29:53 UTC
CODE. = SCA with spaceships


HUZZAH!!!
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2015-07-15 19:31:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelica Dreamstar
Raith Crimson wrote:
He who persecutes shall be persecuted.

He who ***** shall be ******? Lol


Apparently the filter is faulty.

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
Joia Crenca
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#5 - 2015-07-15 19:31:28 UTC
So... if we tank up the Venture and you find it too hard to make 'compliant', you still need to watch out for the occasional mining Velator, as tickling those rocks like that is just eerie.
Joia Crenca
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-07-15 19:32:39 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Raith Crimson wrote:
He who persecutes shall be persecuted.

He who fucks shall be ******? Lol



Followed?
Jenshae Chiroptera
#7 - 2015-07-15 19:33:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
Can't these fanatics of the Code Cult afford their own forums to stroke themselves silly in?

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2015-07-15 19:33:28 UTC
technically, CODE is being enforced at its maximum capacity right now. Right?
Marsha Mallow
#9 - 2015-07-15 19:33:42 UTC
Role player! Calm down.

Do you even have a posting permit?

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-07-15 19:38:05 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Can't these fanatics of the Code Cult afford their own forums to stroke themselves silly in?


Yes. We have 2 seperate websites with forums however the audience here is far more needing of our input than our own ranks.

Joia Crenca wrote:
So... if we tank up the Venture and you find it too hard to make 'compliant', you still need to watch out for the occasional mining Velator, as tickling those rocks like that is just eerie.


...a Venture... too hard to make compliant? I'm pretty sure an Ibis could hit hard enough to make a Venture compliant. The most compliant mining vessel out there is the one left over after an Agent enforces the Code.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#11 - 2015-07-15 19:44:04 UTC
Wow!! Bad RPer is bad RPer that thinks theyre something special. Special snowflake alert!! Special snowflake alert!!

Thinks its original!! Just one of the ignorant moronic masses!!

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#12 - 2015-07-15 19:46:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Freya Sertan
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Wow!! Bad RPer is bad RPer that thinks theyre something special. Special snowflake alert!! Special snowflake alert!!

Thinks its original!! Just one of the ignorant moronic masses!!


Few more exclamation points there, bro. The salt is good, though. Which miner were you yesterday? You are really just going to have to calm down, miner.

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#13 - 2015-07-15 19:46:20 UTC
Raith Crimson wrote:
He who persecutes shall be persecuted rewarded with loot because this is a video game.



fixed.
Major Triscuits
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-07-15 19:47:28 UTC
What an amazing story. I'm inspired.
Thank you for sharing that with us.
We are truly blessed.
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#15 - 2015-07-15 19:48:58 UTC
Freya Sertan wrote:
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Wow!! Bad RPer is bad RPer that thinks theyre something special. Special snowflake alert!! Special snowflake alert!!

Thinks its original!! Just one of the ignorant moronic masses!!


Few more exclamation points there, bro. The salt is good, though. Which miner were you yesterday? You are really just going to have to calm down, miner.

Cuz Im obviously a bot..... I was Chribba and I was ALL of them!! You cant stop the bot aspirant horde!! Even in your fail wannabe Brave Newbie copy circle jerk crowd.

Oh yes I forgot..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!ONEONEONEONEONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

Cuz you like them.

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#16 - 2015-07-15 19:51:31 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Freya Sertan wrote:
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Wow!! Bad RPer is bad RPer that thinks theyre something special. Special snowflake alert!! Special snowflake alert!!

Thinks its original!! Just one of the ignorant moronic masses!!


Few more exclamation points there, bro. The salt is good, though. Which miner were you yesterday? You are really just going to have to calm down, miner.

Cuz Im obviously a bot..... I was Chribba and I was ALL of them!! You cant stop the bot aspirant horde!! Even in your fail wannabe Brave Newbie copy circle jerk crowd.

Oh yes I forgot..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!ONEONEONEONEONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

Cuz you like them.


Downtime Depression. Man, I feel so bad for you. Open up a window and get some vitamin D or do some jumping jacks. You REALLY are going to have to calm down, miner.

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#17 - 2015-07-15 19:53:19 UTC
Major Triscuits wrote:
What an amazing story. I'm inspired.
Thank you for sharing that with us.
We are truly blessed.


You are more than welcome; my only shame is that I am not as successful a raconteur as Penn Jillette.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#18 - 2015-07-15 19:57:17 UTC
"Calm down, miner! We don't need minerals! We can fly rookie ships!
I said, 'Calm down, miner!' the SOV is burning but we can go role play in a newbie system!
Calm down, miner! Let the 'elite' gankers speak!"

Roll

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#19 - 2015-07-15 20:00:04 UTC
Freya Sertan wrote:
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Freya Sertan wrote:
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Wow!! Bad RPer is bad RPer that thinks theyre something special. Special snowflake alert!! Special snowflake alert!!

Thinks its original!! Just one of the ignorant moronic masses!!


Few more exclamation points there, bro. The salt is good, though. Which miner were you yesterday? You are really just going to have to calm down, miner.

Cuz Im obviously a bot..... I was Chribba and I was ALL of them!! You cant stop the bot aspirant horde!! Even in your fail wannabe Brave Newbie copy circle jerk crowd.

Oh yes I forgot..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!ONEONEONEONEONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

Cuz you like them.


Downtime Depression. Man, I feel so bad for you. Open up a window and get some vitamin D or do some jumping jacks. You REALLY are going to have to calm down, miner.

Um instead Ill watch movies, drink beer and enjoy life. Maybe Ill go pick some **** from my garden and eat it. Maybe Ill eat my gfs cake she baked me. Or maybe Ill insult you some more... oh the choices are endless. Or hell maybe Ill ponder my own existence seeing as I love to do that.

No downtime depression at all, far from it. Ill be around long after you have left this game. So go circle jerk with your flash in the pan friends for a bit. And if you think Im a bot miner, you should go check my killboard. Go waaay back. I mined in this game while I was in an AT, I mined while I was in low sec, I mined while I was in null and Ill mine long after your gone. Oh... and I kill ****, and do **** in game. But hey... you know.. Pfft just a miner scum and moron.Roll

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2015-07-15 20:01:50 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
Wow!! Bad RPer is bad RPer that thinks theyre something special. Special snowflake alert!! Special snowflake alert!!

Thinks its original!! Just one of the ignorant moronic masses!!

To me it seems you're the special snowflake here. Lol

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
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