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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#2921 - 2015-07-15 18:48:25 UTC
A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him.

When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon.

He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister!"
Grey Templars
The Initiative.
#2922 - 2015-07-15 18:48:27 UTC
Larn Conner wrote:
Dunpeal Hunter wrote:
I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.

I have chickens as well, well HAD... very tasty spicy fried chicken :P

Same here, had spicy chicken with spices mixed by my brother.

Damn near killed me, knew that git hated me...................
vampire Huunuras
Pathfinder Sentinels
#2923 - 2015-07-15 18:48:30 UTC  |  Edited by: vampire Huunuras
grrr goons ?

CleverGirls Director | FC | Recruiter

ferro nero
Clandestine Management Group
#2924 - 2015-07-15 18:48:30 UTC
Doesn't that last line of code you added need a semicolon at the end?
Happy Hippy
Devil Dogs Unlimited
#2925 - 2015-07-15 18:48:35 UTC
Eve Online name has now been officially changed to Eve Offline. In celebration, free cookies and whiskey for everyone. Possibility of free dances from exotic dancers. /Profit
Amanda Chan
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2926 - 2015-07-15 18:48:42 UTC
6r33dy wrote:
Hope we'll at least get full and complete report of what was done and which mistakes were made.

Cause corporations totally provide RCAs to the general public Roll
Valentine King
Lone Wolf Union
#2927 - 2015-07-15 18:48:43 UTC
To the tune of War Pigs:

Programmers gather in their masses,
reading notes from Uni classes.
Trying to figure out in time,
why the server's not online.
In the forum players are turning,
anticipating Eve returning.
Insults and jokes of every kind,
and generally wasting precious time...Oh lord yeah!

Now this night, Eve has stopped working,
And those left in forums are hurting.
No more have the servers got the power,
to get us flying in this hour.
Day of judgement, CCP is calling,
on their knees in the server crawling.
Begging mercy for their sins,
Fozzie, laughing, spreads his wings...Oh lord, yeah!
Ygaff Desfois
#2928 - 2015-07-15 18:48:44 UTC
Amber Kurvora wrote:
Anyone remember the days where you couldn't have a stupidly long skill queue? Ah, the rage that would now be happening...

Yeah +1 Big smile by chance this is ain't an issue anymore Big smile
Cadoc Credence
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2929 - 2015-07-15 18:48:44 UTC

Well worry no longer, I have the fix, just for you!


I have been playing Eve since 1981, and I have Quadrillions of Iskies that I am just trying to give back to the community!

Send me ALL The isk that you have once Tranquility is back online, and i will quadruple it!

Don't let this downtime ruin your experience!
Play Cadoc's Legit Isk Quadrupling Game!

Guaranteed not to scam you!

Deck Cadelanne
#2930 - 2015-07-15 18:48:46 UTC
Just finished series 1 episode 2 of Fortitude box set. WOW! Epic stuff. Compensation enough for me!

The escalating whining of the entitled remains entertaining.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."

- Hunter S. Thompson

Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2931 - 2015-07-15 18:48:47 UTC
I go to bed,... server is down,.... i wake up,....server is still down,.... must be a nightmare,.... back to bed :(
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2932 - 2015-07-15 18:48:53 UTC
Wow, that is a long maintenance time!
Python Kion
Nest Of Snakes
#2933 - 2015-07-15 18:49:02 UTC
Karissel wrote:
Ice Cream for everyone!

hmm mint choc chip plzzz :p
Ionsei Kubarick
#2934 - 2015-07-15 18:49:02 UTC
When, in desperation, we finally rolled back Fozziesov, Fozzie himself disappeared in a cloud of blue smoke. We didn't anticipate that.
Amber Kurvora
#2935 - 2015-07-15 18:49:13 UTC
Dukes woman Ronuken wrote:
YEEES, something is online..... ohh, sorry. i looked out the window :(

That is the real world in it's squillion-k detail. Do not panic. Turn your gaze back to the computer screen and realise you can return to your internet spaceships as soon as a new CCP hamster wheel is installed.
Amarr Empire
#2936 - 2015-07-15 18:49:13 UTC
IndygoSoul wrote:
IndygoSoul wrote:
Ok, read this carefully...

I bet that we will get to a 1,000 pages of posts before they fix it.

You are thinking- aw dude thats just a waste of a post, that could never happen...

Now, if you get to a point where you remind yourself of this post and think 'wow i wish it had been fixed when the thread reached 1000th page... and and you remember the time of reading as a time where, unnowkn to you, you ware relatively possitive about the potential timeframe... do quote this post and donate 10 mill to my account.

I will then make sure that everyone and ccp knows how much isk i got and think about what it means :) I will then do something public and hilarious with that isk and make an event out of it :)

also, i challange you all to tick the 'Receive notifications for this topic' when you post :D


Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2937 - 2015-07-15 18:49:15 UTC
What I do when there is no EVE, I MAKE A EVE!
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2938 - 2015-07-15 18:49:19 UTC
Sylvia Marie wrote:
Im gonna go play world of warships

too easy although....

me too
Marco Asgeir
Pleasant Peninsula Productions
Cauldron of Ecstasy
#2939 - 2015-07-15 18:49:19 UTC
Been a pilot for a while, but decided to check out the forums today with the downtime. So here I am, to put in my contribution to help get this threadnaught up to 200!! I actually had to experience real life today. It's so... weird.
Skyjack industries
#2940 - 2015-07-15 18:49:35 UTC
Have they tried turning it on and off again ?