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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Helzrazor Merkur
Federated Commerce and Trade
#1141 - 2015-07-15 15:41:46 UTC
Spyra Gryra wrote:
Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE.

I totally agree!... or at the very least, the 2 cents per hour you are costing me!
Julien Brellier
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1142 - 2015-07-15 15:41:51 UTC
Kalfar Chillar wrote:
So, who here is sitting with a bag of popcorn?

and a bucket to collect all the tasty tearz
Tony Lennelluc
Spaceballs 3.0 The Shwartz returns
#1143 - 2015-07-15 15:41:53 UTC
Gotta love EVE's twitter ( ) I think maybe just maybe the hamster wheel needs oil and a treat for the hamster or better yet ... Ladies and Gents working at eve .... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ... id rather have 1 day with no game than 10 full of glitches !

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Terry Gillan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1144 - 2015-07-15 15:42:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Terry Gillan
EdgertonJM wrote:
So I guess no testing in a test-bed before adding new code your CISSP should be drawn and quartered.

I'ts not this simple. You can test a small project with 5 people on it and still get unpredictable results at deploy. Those things do happen rather often. But you talk about giant project with propably hundreds of developers. This is completely different scale, which you can't probably even imagine. It's complex.

Thousands of things can go wrong and years old bug existing in the system may surface just because someone changed something related to something ...

Don't try to look smart, when you don't know basics man.

If you knew the SW business, as I do, you would be veery surprised EVE is running so smooth most of the time.
Ghost Sh4d0w
Gladius Veritatis
Goonswarm Federation
#1145 - 2015-07-15 15:42:21 UTC
Jerome Falken
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1146 - 2015-07-15 15:42:22 UTC
« Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Eve R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn »

Nope, didn't work neither, still sleepin', any other solutions ?
Big Lynx
#1147 - 2015-07-15 15:42:26 UTC
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1148 - 2015-07-15 15:42:32 UTC
Hope we'll at least get full and complete report of what was done and which mistakes were made.

The message above is random sequence of letters, please do not try to find any sense in it.

Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
#1149 - 2015-07-15 15:42:58 UTC
Dear CCP:

What is the definition of insanity? .... Trying to restart your broken server over and over and expecting a different result.


Your supportive fans.

I can only imagine what it looks like in the NOC at CCP right now.
Killdeer Okel
#1150 - 2015-07-15 15:42:59 UTC
I for one am happy to follow my Imperium brothers in battle...just on H1Z! or WOWS now. I guess we broke the servers coming back to the Eve. Fozzie couldn't handle the lack of Imperium SOV content yesterday. Ratters for life bros!

Savvo Yassavi
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1151 - 2015-07-15 15:43:03 UTC
Hi problem, is there an officer?
Wedgewood Simpson
Amarr Empire
#1152 - 2015-07-15 15:43:06 UTC
They could always try sacrificing a virgin. This is a computer game, there should be a few about Bear
Caldari State
#1153 - 2015-07-15 15:43:11 UTC
WIS has grown tired of being the red headed stepchild instead of being developed into what dust should have been and is evolving on its own.

It has learned how to take over TQ and will soon launch an attack on those who forgot about it.

Raith Crimson
#1154 - 2015-07-15 15:43:13 UTC
Sorry guys, we lost the database. You all have to re-roll.

my ideas are my own and have no reflection on the ideas of my current corp / alliance.

excuse my terrible typing.

Hadrian Aurilen
Cyber Cavalry
#1155 - 2015-07-15 15:43:16 UTC
Joke aside... You need to compensate for the time lost.
This is taking too long.
JFKen Imperia
Beyond Frontier
Pandemic Horde
#1156 - 2015-07-15 15:43:18 UTC
Tzuko1 wrote:

Sorry, something went wrong.

We're working on it and we'll get it fixed as soon as we can.

Oh, FB is down too... Shocked
Wendrika Hydreiga
#1157 - 2015-07-15 15:43:30 UTC
Hang in there Tranquility. Get well soon!
Talaris EveningStar
The Torchwood Institute
#1158 - 2015-07-15 15:43:37 UTC
YKikA MooCow wrote:
Everyone sing with me.

(more beer song) -- Free plex, free plex, free plex, free plex, freeeeeee plex, free plex free plex.

If you don't know it you aint an Aussie.... BAHAHAHAHA Shocked

Keep dreaming.

CEO, Fleet Admiral

The Torchwood Institute for Advanced Studies in Systems Research, Cybernetics, and Drifter technologies

Proud member of SERAPH

"There is no good, no evil. There is only The State."

Stu Pendisdick
#1159 - 2015-07-15 15:43:40 UTC
Spyra Gryra wrote:
Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE.


I'd settle for a second Titan Black to go with the one I already have, and a 2kw P/S to run them both.

Frank Rotsuda
Caldari State
#1160 - 2015-07-15 15:43:42 UTC
Llawa wrote:
Medro wrote:
WTB live stream from CCP HQ TwistedTwistedTwisted

What you will see:

  • Engineers running around with their hair on fire, screaming at each other / everything
  • Developers with their feet on their desks, looking calm but secretly terrified it was their code that 'did it'
  • Managers going a weird purple colour

I've been there, it's no fun for anyone.

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