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Max Singularity found heretic!

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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2015-07-14 05:25:03 UTC
Max Singularity is found guilty of heresy, being a Sani Sabik and sorcery!

I have conducted vast investigation regarding the matters of this so called "space poppe" Conclusions are alarming, but not surprising. Max Singularity is guilty of terrible heresies, including blooding, that is vital part of the sani sabik cult.

Penaulty of these acts are death.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-07-14 05:29:29 UTC
Confirmed.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2015-07-14 06:58:24 UTC
Citation needed.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Miyamoto Takedi
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-07-14 08:25:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Miyamoto Takedi
In related news, Vaari has been found to be a scientific anomaly, capable of speaking via the waste evacuation orifice.

for Clarity, I will translate the OP below:

"I Vaari, prideful holder of many titles, feel butthurt that someone is coming into the space I claimed as my own. I shall therefore fabricate charges against them and then spread these falsehoods, breaking many of the tenents of my own religion in the process."

Addendum "it's not heresy or breach of religious law if I, Vaari (insert titles here), am the one doing it."
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#5 - 2015-07-14 09:01:19 UTC
Miyamoto Takedi wrote:
In related news, Vaari has been found to be a scientific anomaly, capable of speaking via the waste evacuation orifice.

for Clarity, I will translate the OP below:

"I Vaari, prideful holder of many titles, feel butthurt that someone is coming into the space I claimed as my own. I shall therefore fabricate charges against them and then spread these falsehoods, breaking many of the tenents of my own religion in the process."

Addendum "it's not heresy or breach of religious law if I, Vaari (insert titles here), am the one doing it."



Correction, denouncing the Theology Council and the Empress is, in fact, heresy. As for the other charge of sorcery, I will refrain from comment.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Miyamoto Takedi
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-07-14 09:19:06 UTC
There is only one group who can legally bring charges of heresy within the empire is there not?
Until they do, any claim that an individual or group have been 'found heretic' [sic] is false and therefore a fabrication.

someone simply showing signs of heresy doesn't mean a damn thing until those who are in a position to do so bring forth official charges.

Wasn't too long ago that a cloned heir was to be denounced as heretical.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2015-07-14 09:38:55 UTC
Miyamoto Takedi wrote:
In related news, Vaari has been found to be a scientific anomaly, capable of speaking via the waste evacuation orifice.

...


Is there any way we can bribe the cloning facilities to engineer one of his clones to make this actually happen?

Just one.

For a laugh.
Richard Masseri
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
#8 - 2015-07-14 09:59:11 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Max Singularity is found guilty of heresy, being a Sani Sabik and sorcery!

I have conducted vast investigation regarding the matters of this so called "space poppe" Conclusions are alarming, but not surprising. Max Singularity is guilty of terrible heresies, including blooding, that is vital part of the sani sabik cult.

Penaulty of these acts are death.



Really you feel the need to run a smear campaign, I am seriously surprised at you. Wouldn't it be easier to just challenge him to a dual and then defeat him with all the cluster watching.
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2015-07-14 11:30:23 UTC
Nice try Vaari, but I'm afraid you're going to have to supply some kind of evidence.

Given your sometime sordid history, claims of heresy could be made on you.

I have faith in the word of God, not in the word of someone who is about to get evicted from his palace.

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."

Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#10 - 2015-07-14 20:27:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Max Singularity
Wait... what? You are the guy that wrote the following below??

I am comforted by the fact you stand with Jamyl. I am comforted by the fact you stand shoulder to shoulder with those that also stand with Jamyl.

Bless you Vaari, may you continue to bring smiles to so many faces.


Vaari wrote:
Social problems - Left handers

Altough we dont like to talk about it for obvious reasons, there are people around us who use their left hand as their main hand. Left hand using is terrible curse and physical and mental disability. God did not ment humans to use left hand as their better hand if right hand is healthy.

Left handers are prooven to be mentally weak and often their intelligence is considerably lower than majority of population who use their right hand. All pirates are left handers as well all members of Sani Sabik heresy. Drifter arcitechture also indicates that these abominations are usin mainly their left hand.

Left hand using is not permanent or genetically disability, but learned. Children who shiw symptoms of favoring their left hand should be taken into special survey, and punish them every time they use their left hand, if task can be done by usin right hand. These kind of tasks are for example writing and swordplay.


Oh and BTW... I'm right handed.

P.S. In that photo you released... people are thinking that you are a dark agent wearing a drifter station crown and a Max Singularity dark cloak with two hands (including your left) on your oversized sword while towering over and looking down upon the miners to which you call peasants with your BACK to the Valley of Providence.

My press relations office has been swamped with calls that we must disavow any diplomatic relations with you due to that image. I hoped you paid not much for its commission. I however liked it, and had it printed for my office.

Again... I am glad you stand with Jamyl, and you stand along side others that support her too. Maybe one day a Kador or even a Khanid will once again bring order to such maladies of the mind. Thank you. Bless you again fellow right hander.

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2015-07-14 20:52:43 UTC
A Khanid on the Throne...


Hmmm...


If you could just take care of about 671 certain individuals...

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."

Max Singularity
House Singularity
Sixth Empire
#12 - 2015-07-14 20:57:42 UTC
Sinjin Mokk wrote:
A Khanid on the Throne...


Hmmm...


If you could just take care of about 671 certain individuals...



Fine... Tash-Murkon then... or EVEN... another Sarum.

Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden

First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate

Viceroy Interview & Apostle In Amarr

Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2015-07-14 21:09:12 UTC
Sinjin Mokk wrote:
A Khanid on the Throne...


Hmmm...


If you could just take care of about 671 certain individuals...


What do you mean ?
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2015-07-14 23:56:48 UTC
Lyn Farel wrote:
Sinjin Mokk wrote:
A Khanid on the Throne...


Hmmm...


If you could just take care of about 671 certain individuals...


What do you mean ?



Oh. I am 672nd in line of succession. It was just a thought.

I know another Khanid though, aptly named, who would be a good choice. He's much closer in line too...

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."

Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#15 - 2015-07-15 07:56:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyn Farel
To the... Amarr imperial throne ?

How do you intend to do that, since it is not a primogeniture legacy ...?