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told my corp mate that ccp were bringing out a new skill called "surgery" enabling you to removed implants from corpse's. He started to collect corpse's with an insane obsession for weeks.

Boasting to us on TS how many he had (to the sneakers of the rest of us)

When he found out the truth, mad is not the word

What?!

Oohhhh snickersssss. I thought maybe this was Brit slang, and that it sounded kinda cool at first.

But no, this is like the one time I ordered a pizza and didn't know that a breffix pizza was a breakfast pizza, or the time someone asked if I wanted to buy a sneaker ball during his Snickers bar candy fundraiser.

"I'm sorry, what was the first choice?"

"Breffix pizza."

"Breffix... pizza?"

"BREF-FIX. Breffix. Like what you eat when you wake up."

Back in the day (when I still lived in high-sec) I found a corpmate afk-mining in an industrial ship. I took a couple pot shots for giggles and then left him.

The next day I logged in and he was yelling at me in corp chat for killing him. I was confused. I left him with half armor and full hull... I did not kill him.
Then I saw the killmail.

A few NPCs had finished the job. And his only tank was some passive shield mods. The assumption was that his shields did not regen back to 30+% before the NPCs descended upon him.

Oops.

you have to train jump drive operation to warp to things

best to train Projected Electronic Counter Measuresto stop falcon ECM :)

O how i laughed when he said on comms ok thats it finaly PECM lv5.

btw this is a low sp player that just spent best part of 2 months training this skill and its pre requisits lolz

I seduced a corpmate's mother one time. He was kind of a ****, and she was kind of hot. While I was banging her, I left team speak on so the guy had to listen to it. I had my speakers off, so we couldn't hear anything, but apparently he was raging pretty hard while it was going on.

Damn, dude!

Back when Corp BM's were added, one of our guys spent all night one night backing up (luckily) and renaming them all. Corp chat was alive a well that morning to say the least.

Back when I first started Eve, me and a friend started unanchoring and repositioning POS modules from one of our higher up's personal POS. Every once and a while, you hear him comment about how it seems so strange that sometimes stuff looked out of place at his POS. Finally, we just decided "give him a hint" and moved the whole damn POS to another moon.

You know what the best part was? When we first moved the tower, we only filled the bay up to about a couple hours worth of fuel materials and forgot to add the rest, so it sat out their without a shield up for hours with several billion in ships and modules hanging around.

A friend made a female Khanid character to match mine and name it "Xercoda". When this new alt of his joined his corps intel channel the CEO who knew me convoed me up asked what my gf was doing there. I told him who it was and it back fired by the rest of the corp calling him gay for me for a week :P