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Gankers for Hire

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AshisogiJizo ksv
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-07-02 03:34:22 UTC
Unhappily Ever After: A perfect ending to your problems


Unhappily Ever After is the Official Metropolis Division of the CODE.


We specialize in and offer the following services:

  • Miner Bumping
  • Station/Gate Camps
  • Ganking
  • Scams
  • Tear Harvesting


While we focus our efforts in and around the Hek area, we have decided to expand our horizons as gankers for hire.

Prices are negotiable, and are subject to change at any time

If you are interested in our services, please join our in-game public channel: Unhappy Pub

Endorsements and References
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#2 - 2015-07-02 03:59:14 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2015-07-02 04:13:12 UTC
Sigh.

I have been waiting to see New Order Agents start enforcing mission running permits. I was hopeful this was the post, but I am disappointed.

I know that Agents protect me from the illegal rampant mining that occurs, but what of the slaughter of countless NPC's that die each day from weapons being illegally fired within the confines of highsec!!???!!?!ONE!

I know I am not allowed to carry a gun without a permit in my hometown... why should highsec be any different???

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#4 - 2015-07-02 09:22:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Nofear Alt
AshisogiJizo ksv wrote:
Unhappily Ever After: A perfect ending to your problems


Unhappily Ever After is the Official Metropolis Division of the CODE.


We specialize in and offer the following services:

  • Miner Bumping
  • Station/Gate Camps
  • Ganking
  • Scams
  • Tear Harvesting


While we focus our efforts in and around the Hek area, we have decided to expand our horizons as gankers for hire.

Prices are negotiable, and are subject to change at any time

If you are interested in our services, please join our in-game public channel: Unhappy Pub

Endorsements and References


And so we see the beautiful visions of CODEs creator pulverised into a money making scheme!

Although not a supporter of CODE I understood the ideals and welcomed the attempt at creating a new order - an order where hi sec could actually be a safe place once more (with permit, terms and conditions apply etc etc) + content

This looks more like the Church of Scientology - thugs just out to make money - what ever happened to "The CODE"???

Alt and proud

Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-07-02 10:13:12 UTC
Nofear Alt wrote:

And so we see the beautiful visions of CODEs creator pulverised into a money making scheme!

Although not a supporter of CODE I understood the ideals and welcomed the attempt at creating a new order - an order where hi sec could actually be a safe place once more (with permit, terms and conditions apply etc etc) + content

This looks more like the Church of Scientology - thugs just out to make money - what ever happened to "The CODE"???


The new order has always been a business, it says so right in the code. It is however a socially and environmentally responsible business "we do well by doing good"

It's the first line of The Code actually. And you said you understood our ideals...

See how the care-bears lie and deceive?

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy

Capt Starfox
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2015-07-02 11:06:27 UTC
I support and/or endorse this product and/or service.

Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet

Revis Owen
Krigmakt Elite
Safety.
#7 - 2015-07-02 12:37:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Revis Owen
Nofear Alt wrote:

Although not a supporter of CODE I understood the ideals and welcomed . . .


The meme of your post is already recognized as an unofficial miner bingo square.

It's variations of "I was ok with Code until it was corrupted."

Sorry, bro. Try making up a new meme, that one is already worn out. Thanks for helping me fill in my miner bingo card some more.

Agent of the New Order http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html If you do not have a current Mining Permit, please contact me for issuance.

Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#8 - 2015-07-02 15:32:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Nofear Alt
Revis Owen wrote:
Nofear Alt wrote:

Although not a supporter of CODE I understood the ideals and welcomed . . .


The meme of your post is already recognized as an unofficial miner bingo square.

It's variations of "I was ok with Code until it was corrupted."

Sorry, bro. Try making up a new meme, that one is already worn out. Thanks for helping me fill in my miner bingo card some more.


CODE dudes - I accept your criticism - in my defence I have just made assumptions about what exactly "the CODE" is - so if you can link me to the actual wording I will be happy to read it!

Alt and proud

Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#9 - 2015-07-02 15:37:52 UTC
Are CODE. running out of isk or something?

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Revis Owen
Krigmakt Elite
Safety.
#10 - 2015-07-02 16:46:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Revis Owen
Lan Wang wrote:
Are CODE. running out of isk or something?


Code is interested in generating content, not ISK. What the Savior says about carebears is so true: all they think about is ISK in every situation. Is ISK all you thought about, Lan?

Agent of the New Order http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html If you do not have a current Mining Permit, please contact me for issuance.

Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#11 - 2015-07-02 16:55:27 UTC
Revis Owen wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Are CODE. running out of isk or something?


Code is interested in generating content, not ISK. What the Savior says about carebears is so true: all they think about is ISK in every situation. Is ISK all you thought about, Lan?


nah was just observation to the amount of posts you guys have running which are asking for isk...just sayin is all

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#12 - 2015-07-02 17:29:42 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Revis Owen wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Are CODE. running out of isk or something?


Code is interested in generating content, not ISK. What the Savior says about carebears is so true: all they think about is ISK in every situation. Is ISK all you thought about, Lan?


nah was just observation to the amount of posts you guys have running which are asking for isk...just sayin is all


No one asked at all for ISK.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#13 - 2015-07-02 18:36:17 UTC
Bellatrix Invicta wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Revis Owen wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Are CODE. running out of isk or something?


Code is interested in generating content, not ISK. What the Savior says about carebears is so true: all they think about is ISK in every situation. Is ISK all you thought about, Lan?


nah was just observation to the amount of posts you guys have running which are asking for isk...just sayin is all


No one asked at all for ISK.



It's a gank for hire add. It says fees are negotiable and subject to change w/ out notice. Is the service for isk or something else. Unless that something else is free noob ships, it's for isk regardless.

What are you asking for in return for a gank?? (I went from 'don't care' to 'what's going on here?')
Ann Boncroft
Sacred Templars
Fraternity.
#14 - 2015-07-02 19:11:40 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Bellatrix Invicta wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Revis Owen wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Are CODE. running out of isk or something?


Code is interested in generating content, not ISK. What the Savior says about carebears is so true: all they think about is ISK in every situation. Is ISK all you thought about, Lan?


nah was just observation to the amount of posts you guys have running which are asking for isk...just sayin is all


No one asked at all for ISK.



It's a gank for hire add. It says fees are negotiable and subject to change w/ out notice. Is the service for isk or something else. Unless that something else is free noob ships, it's for isk regardless.

What are you asking for in return for a gank?? (I went from 'don't care' to 'what's going on here?')


It depends on on the job. Maybe we will ask payment maybe we wont. Depends on the story you spin for us or the tears we might get. Just like any other contract payment would be agreed up front and wouldn't change for the duration if that was the concern. We operate differently from other groups, no wardec costs and ships are throwaway so costs are negligible.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#15 - 2015-07-02 19:14:25 UTC
Bellatrix Invicta wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Revis Owen wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
Are CODE. running out of isk or something?


Code is interested in generating content, not ISK. What the Savior says about carebears is so true: all they think about is ISK in every situation. Is ISK all you thought about, Lan?


nah was just observation to the amount of posts you guys have running which are asking for isk...just sayin is all


No one asked at all for ISK.


ah dont forget the Globby post askin for a 20bil uncolaterised bond so code can buy ships Cool

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

admiral root
Red Galaxy
#16 - 2015-07-02 19:43:44 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Are CODE. running out of isk or something?


Totally.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff