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A little girl talk to the miners of Riavayed

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#41 - 2015-07-01 18:06:40 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
I saw a naked lady once, but mother dragged me away before the Devil could enter me.

Oi! Leave us out of it!
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#42 - 2015-07-01 18:33:00 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
I saw a naked lady once, but mother dragged me away before the Devil could enter me.

Oi! Leave us out of it!


You're ok Ralph. I've got a thing for baldies.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#43 - 2015-07-01 18:35:58 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Domino Vyse wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I'm almost tempted to go and start "mining" in Riavayed.


C&P mining op? Lolol


Honestly that would be hilarious. We fleet up, max yield, bump any miners out, steal their rocks. I would even jetcan the ore and blap it to get some tears.

I endorse this idea and/or folly

"Ralph, no one will bite if you jus put a mining lazer on a legion"

"shutup, Ima skiff i swear"

Seems legit. I'd be down for some unsuspecting underworld undermining.

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Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2015-07-01 18:55:30 UTC
The best parts of this thread isn't the OP, but you people believing you know **** about mining. Big smile I feel refreshingly amused, even more than after my daily seeking of god.Big smile

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#45 - 2015-07-01 19:52:53 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
The best parts of this thread isn't the OP, but you people believing you know **** about mining. Big smile I feel refreshingly amused, even more than after my daily seeking of god.Big smile

You point the shiny end at the rock and wait.

Any questions?

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2015-07-01 19:57:05 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Shederov Blood wrote:
Tepijo ntepreoccupa wrote:
I love you all miners, ever in my hearth
Not sure if typo.

I keep miners in my hearth too.

Domino Vyse wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I'm almost tempted to go and start "mining" in Riavayed.


C&P mining op? Lolol

I'm down. Let me just finish training expedition frigates for covert tackle.

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Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2015-07-01 20:09:17 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
The best parts of this thread isn't the OP, but you people believing you know **** about mining. Big smile I feel refreshingly amused, even more than after my daily seeking of god.Big smile

You point the shiny end at the rock and wait.

Any questions?
Nah sorry I'll just keep laughing about you ladies! Lol

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#48 - 2015-07-01 21:28:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I have a max yield skiff on standby.
granted it's not fit for max yield of 'ore' so much as something else...

You wouldn't believe how often a skiff has to defend itself from an orca and other skiffs while scooping clearly abandoned containers

Edit when too many skiffs gang up on 1 I have a special set of domi's and Basi in RENS to help fend off the pirates

You clearly never touched a single hard rock in your entire life.

Would you believe I have a full set of spread sheets to run a mining op with additional areas to enter my standings, selling skills, which hub I want prices pulled from etc. That said miners are wasteful. They leave cans of ore laying around. I simply do my civic duty and scoop these cans

Edit. The people of this forum likely know more about mining then your average miner. Sadly this is why none of us mine Cry

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#49 - 2015-07-01 21:33:37 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
I saw a naked lady once, but mother dragged me away before the Devil could enter me.

I have 2 issues with this. 1 it's not nice to go around calling women the devil (as true as this often is). 2 ideally its supposed to happen the other way around. We will talk about the birds and bees someday Mort

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2015-07-01 21:41:33 UTC
I was wondering if OP would consider other form of payment? Maybe a little dirty talk in local?

Bombers Rule!!!

Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2015-07-02 01:20:44 UTC
I do agree that there was some excessive mining occurring in Riavayed, which I noted upon my previous visit some time ago. I added some corps to watchlist, but being exceptionally lazy and unmotivated with regards to the game, I never did anything about it.

All that is necessary for the triumph of carebears is that good capsuleers do nothing.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#52 - 2015-07-02 13:05:56 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
The best parts of this thread isn't the OP, but you people believing you know **** about mining. Big smile I feel refreshingly amused, even more than after my daily seeking of god.Big smile

You point the shiny end at the rock and wait.

Any questions?
Nah sorry I'll just keep laughing about you ladies! Lol

If all I did in EvE was mine, I'd laugh at myself too. I do it on occasion when the situation dictates, but I much prefer the more...destructive aspects of EvE. Twisted

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My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#53 - 2015-07-02 13:10:34 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
The best parts of this thread isn't the OP, but you people believing you know **** about mining. Big smile I feel refreshingly amused, even more than after my daily seeking of god.Big smile

You point the shiny end at the rock and wait.

Any questions?
Nah sorry I'll just keep laughing about you ladies! Lol

If all I did in EvE was mine, I'd laugh at myself too. I do it on occasion when the situation dictates, but I much prefer the more...destructive aspects of EvE. Twisted

The two aren't mutually exclusive, sweety. Blink

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#54 - 2015-07-02 13:26:47 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
The best parts of this thread isn't the OP, but you people believing you know **** about mining. Big smile I feel refreshingly amused, even more than after my daily seeking of god.Big smile

You point the shiny end at the rock and wait.

Any questions?
Nah sorry I'll just keep laughing about you ladies! Lol

If all I did in EvE was mine, I'd laugh at myself too. I do it on occasion when the situation dictates, but I much prefer the more...destructive aspects of EvE. Twisted

The two aren't mutually exclusive, sweety. Blink

I'm well aware, but typically part of the "situation dictates" requirement is that I'm not in the mood to blow stuff up. Blink

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2015-07-02 13:51:54 UTC
I'm always in the mood to bloh I get it. Twisted

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#56 - 2015-07-02 14:16:32 UTC
Please keep us updated on your progress!

TIA

Between Ignorance and Wisdom

Tepijo ntepreoccupa
La Rapida
#57 - 2015-07-02 14:43:08 UTC
From: Me
To: Bronson Hughes
Sent from: Hedion University, Riavayed, YC 117



Bonjour my little friendly I'd-like-to-be-a-miner Big smile

It is always sweet when a big bad guy like you goes to mine.

I will welcome you too if you will come to mine in Riavayed!
And for you, only for you, the fee will be 3M/day! Because I like the way you wear your jacket!
You really look as a sexy and rude miner!

I wait for you!

XXX
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#58 - 2015-07-04 06:06:51 UTC
Looks like Bronson has made a new friend...;)

*brushes the dust off his Vex Navy*

What? It has mining drone bonuses!!!

Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#59 - 2015-07-04 14:35:41 UTC
I need to talk to Veers about this.

That's where he was planning to on holding the next marmite/Code mining event.

Those. Oats seem out of line. We are going to need to find a resolution.
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2015-07-04 15:33:30 UTC

Guys, you won't believe this!

There's a ******* INCURSION in that constellation!

OP !! Shocked

How the **** did you know there will be an incursion there, right this weekend ?? ShockedShockedShocked


SmileBig smileLolLolLol

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE