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Frozen Corpse Hauler

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Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#1 - 2015-06-12 18:07:13 UTC
In an attempt to document all of the pathetic and mostly lame things I do, I've decided to start blogging about them. The stories of theft, piracy, and deceit are what drew me to start playing, and I feel it's only appropriate that I do my part. If I'm able to entertain even myself through this blog, I'll consider it a success. Big thanks to people like Psychotic Monk, Cannibal Kane, Feyd, and Cho Wong for inspiring me.

In my most recent post we find that our hero comes across a unique opportunity in both ISK and laughter.

http://frozencorpsehauler.blogspot.com/
Oylpann Kumamato
Empty You
#2 - 2015-06-13 00:39:11 UTC
+1 good read.
Demerius Xenocratus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-06-13 00:59:41 UTC
Wardec assistance is a pretty neat way to line up targets for free in highsec.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#4 - 2015-06-13 01:56:47 UTC
It may indeed be a great read, but I have an aversion to clicking blog links. Sorry.

But I will say this, we most certainly need a frozen corpse launcher in the game.

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.

Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#5 - 2015-06-13 02:03:30 UTC
Mag's wrote:
It may indeed be a great read, but I have an aversion to clicking blog links. Sorry.

But I will say this, we most certainly need a frozen corpse launcher in the game.

I'll gladly TLDR for you.

So lets take a moment and recap what happened in this war:


  • Get paid 50m to assist in the war
  • Kill an Orca, Skiff, and pod
  • Get client repaid 80m for his lost POS
  • Knock around aggressors POS and get a 300m ransom
  • Lock aggressors into a moon rental contract for 150m a month (paid to Kiki)

Toxic Yaken
Slavers Union
Something Really Pretentious
#6 - 2015-06-14 04:57:33 UTC
+1

I like you.

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-06-18 19:28:17 UTC
Keep doing the lords work.

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Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2015-06-19 05:49:44 UTC
Good read, I approve.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.

Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#9 - 2015-07-01 16:40:32 UTC
There are a few things that I believe would survive a nuclear war: cockroaches and stupidity. In my last post we learn about a certain individual that finds himself in a bit of a pickle. Today we are lucky enough to give you a story that builds upon his stupidity! I know it's long, but I ask that you suffer through it all.

http://frozencorpsehauler.blogspot.com/2015/07/horse-thieving.html

As always, I appreciate your views and comments! Let me know what you think!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#10 - 2015-07-01 17:05:51 UTC
Faylee Freir wrote:
There are a few things that I believe would survive a nuclear war: cockroaches and stupidity.

And Cher....
Toxic Yaken
Slavers Union
Something Really Pretentious
#11 - 2015-07-01 17:26:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Toxic Yaken
Faylee Freir wrote:
I know it's long, but I ask that you suffer through it all.


Luckily I didn't record the 15 minutes of my nonsensical rambling that you called ransoming.

Was a great time. Pirate

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Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2015-07-02 09:31:32 UTC
Heya hotlips! Nice one! Smile
I like the typo in your corp's name! Big smile

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#13 - 2015-07-08 00:45:39 UTC
Who knew bumping miners could be so entertaining? Yeah I'm bad, we all know :]

http://frozencorpsehauler.blogspot.com/2015/07/things-that-go-bump-in-night.html
John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#14 - 2015-07-08 01:56:03 UTC
+1 great read!

Between Ignorance and Wisdom

Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#15 - 2015-07-09 13:02:33 UTC
John E Normus wrote:
+1 great read!


Thanks!

I managed to extract some tears through a killright that my alt obtained when attempting the freighter save... I'll just leave them here.

Quote:
[ 2015.07.09 04:00:51 ] Faylee Freir > gf though. Don't shoot at my alt next time. 
[ 2015.07.09 04:00:57 ] ***** **** > you just wasted several hours of my income though, satisfied your sense of revenge?


https://zkillboard.com/kill/47750668/
Deekz
Duck University
#16 - 2015-07-10 03:56:51 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Heya hotlips! Nice one! Smile
I like the typo in your corp's name! Big smile


It fills me with joy that at least one person in New Eden understands what I've done here.
Kaivar Lancer
Doomheim
#17 - 2015-07-10 14:33:32 UTC
Great read! +1
Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#18 - 2015-07-10 15:32:13 UTC
Thanks! Just last night I participated in a corp hauling op. I had them haul a courier contract for me in which I placed a 200m collateral. Unfortunately (for them) there was an Orca and a Phantasm loss. The way I see it, they paid me 200m to reveal flaws in their corporation hauling procedures. 10/10 would consult again. Awoxing lives on!