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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#12121 - 2015-06-29 05:19:22 UTC
Completing the Khanid superfecta!

Now, let's stop posting and move this superfecta to the bedroom.

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."
Falken Falcon
#12122 - 2015-06-29 05:50:54 UTC
Boop

Aye, Sea Turtles
Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#12123 - 2015-06-29 05:52:27 UTC
Falken Falcon wrote:
Boop


That jacket you're always wearing looks better on the floor.

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12124 - 2015-06-29 06:41:16 UTC
Ah, so we met, Ms. Kaaeliaa. Wait a minute...

*pulls out personal pad*

*reads memo: 'In case of Kaaeliaa, check If brunette = 1 before proceeding'*

*stores pad in pocket*

Nice enough. Shall I ask you to begin undress...?

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
Coyote Torres
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#12125 - 2015-07-01 11:40:44 UTC
You put roofies in my drink, didn't you?
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12126 - 2015-07-01 13:51:03 UTC
Huh, with that attitude I won't share any cookies with you! What?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#12127 - 2015-07-01 13:54:52 UTC
I got cookies for you, right here. C'mere.

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12128 - 2015-07-01 14:12:59 UTC
That's 300 million isk for the night, sister. <3

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#12129 - 2015-07-01 14:22:01 UTC
Any honey left over?

♥'s and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.

Ze Goggles
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12130 - 2015-07-02 01:44:06 UTC
So that's what the goggles are for.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12131 - 2015-07-02 06:33:39 UTC
Ah! The strawberry of your hair, the cream of your (...) and the honey of your (...)! Can I please to have them again?

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12132 - 2015-07-06 06:16:20 UTC
You look like somebody that can make me a sandwich, for breakfast. Lol

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#12133 - 2015-07-07 00:07:50 UTC
Well this is awkward......

At least it explains the hairy back.....,

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#12134 - 2015-07-07 11:19:25 UTC
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12135 - 2015-07-10 18:09:02 UTC
In a series of unfortunate events, I've found out that your arms aren't the only robotic things on your body.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#12136 - 2015-07-10 18:27:25 UTC
The Time Warp? Again?
Little Big Cat
Super Heroes In Training
#12137 - 2015-07-10 20:00:24 UTC
Voulez vous couchez avec moi encore une fois?
Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#12138 - 2015-07-10 20:28:32 UTC
*screams*

*breathes*

*screams*

*discharges firearm*

*screams at corpse*

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
Taunrich Kaufmann
Hykkota-Kaufmann Foundaries LLC
#12139 - 2015-07-11 13:23:42 UTC
Freya Sertan wrote:
*screams*

*breathes*

*screams*

*discharges firearm*

*screams at corpse*


If only you handled my weapon half as well as you handle that one.

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Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#12140 - 2015-07-11 16:00:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Freya Sertan
Taunrich Kaufmann wrote:
Freya Sertan wrote:
*screams*

*breathes*

*screams*

*discharges firearm*

*screams at corpse*


If only you handled my weapon half as well as you handle that one.


Sorry, sugar. I'm a fighter, not a lover... and besides, I fire guns, not toy pistols. Twisted

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.