Crime & Punishment

From: Me
To: all miners in Solar System of Riavayed
Sent from: Hedion University, Riavayed, YC 117

Bonjour my little friendly miners

I am pretty new in this big wide world and, like any good and responsible girl should do, I think about the future. My future, to be precise.
And you are part of my (shining) future.

For this reason, I declare from day 5 July YC 117 the absolute prohibition to undermine in the belts of ORE asteroids in the Solar System of Riavayed.
… unless you prove yourselves particularly generous with a poor, small, noob and helpless girl like me.

To do this, to show that you are people who really care to others, you are required to pay a fee of 5M ISK to me every day you mine. During that day you will be allowed to carry on your digging.

If you belong to one of the nullsec corporations, who brings their miners to undermine in HighSec, the fee is 10M ISK per day. Always to me.

This prohibition does not apply to the asteroid belt of ICE. Except during parties.
As I have a little habit and as I like to party and I like to drink irish whiskey on the rock during parties, then it can happen that occasionally in local I could write: "Whiskey on the rock !!!"

This means that the party has started and I want that ice.

If you want to mine the ICE belt during my parties time, the fee is 20M ISK per day.

Please note: this is not a CODE issue or AFKing issue or something else in argument. For me, you can mine as you want and in the ways you want, AFK, D-Scan, ATK, in the swimming pool, with a finger in the nose and the other where you better like, wathever you like.
This message is only to ensure a future to me in this cruel and savage world.

I will keep in consideration requestes to discount for month basis fee.

Thanks for your attention.
I love you all miners, ever in my hearth
XXX

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TL;DR

This is a ransom (but friendly) warning regarding Riavayed System.

- To undermine in the ORE belts you need to pay to me a fee of 5M ISK/day
- If you are in a nullsec corp the fee is 10M/day
- Undermine in the ICE belt is usually free of charge, but If I ask, when I ask (not a standard rule), is necessary a fee of 20M/day

It’s a cruel world and I really Love ya all, etc etc. but business is business.
And you are my business

Did I told that I love you all? Oh yes I did.
XXX

Not sure if typo.

Blowhard alt posting in C&P detected. Violation of C&P protocol. Therefore OP invalid and worthless.

Indeed. As a regular of Riavayed, I am also anxious to know as of potential consequences.

English ************! Do you speak it?

I don't believe you will reach your target audience with this, op. Most miners are barely aware what is happening ingame. Forums even less so. And even then, how are you going to make them pay?

C&P mining op? Lolol

From: Me
To: Ralph King-Griffin
Sent from: Hedion University, Riavayed, YC 117

Bonjour my little friendly killer

You are absolute welcome! Really! I love you too if you come here to mine.

As you are in a HS Corp, the fee is only 5M/day, I'm sorry if I seem venial, but you know: my future... etc etc.

Come and bring some of your corpsmate too, I will Welcome all of you!

A big Hug from this little girl!
XXX

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@Paranoid Loyd: That's ICE honey, just ICE.
And I like Whiskey.

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[OOC]:
@all: I know, my english is bad, sorry but I am trying best I can, be patient
[/OOC]

This.

Now.

CODE.

Please.

Yes.

As for OP: your drivel is so irrelevant that by the time I finish this sentence I won't even what were we talking about again ?

... Oh yes I remember now: "Undermine".

WHAT is "undermine"?

Hah !

"Target" audience.

... eeeh ? Eeeeeh ?

... aw come on guys.