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Grand Reopening: Ye Olde Space Elfe Space Pube
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Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#41 - 2015-06-24 04:20:09 UTC
Average Space Elf wrote:
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
Drink up, spacemans, and let us be merry!


I remember you. You said I was out of fashion. I haven't forgotten the atrocity. Hopefully you've gotten your eyes fixed since then, elf. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself again.


I, too, have not forgotten the atrocity (a fitting name for your "ensemble" at the time, I must say). I can see you've improved by leaps and bounds though, and are now wearing handouts.

Why would I want my eyes fixed? I am blessed by elfinsight.

Wait... WAIT.

Are the elfin-sighted getting their eyes.... "fixed?" Is that why there are so few of them now? Shocked



Mate, you need WAY more than just your eyes fixed.
Should probably get on that fast though.

I remember once I broke my legs, but then
My Legs were OK.
Alabath Schmidt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2015-06-24 04:33:21 UTC
Hee hee, he said pube.
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#43 - 2015-06-24 07:36:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Average Space Elf
Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
I, too, have not forgotten the atrocity (a fitting name for your "ensemble" at the time, I must say). I can see you've improved by leaps and bounds though, and are now wearing handouts.

Why would I want my eyes fixed? I am blessed by elfinsight.

Wait... WAIT.

Are the elfin-sighted getting their eyes.... "fixed?" Is that why there are so few of them now? Shocked



I think there's so few of your kind because it's somewhat difficult to find a mate with your head lodged so far up your delicate backside.


Your new designer scar is very becoming! There's hope for you yet.

Also, my backside is particularly robust. This has been proven rather exhaustively.

And spiritedly. Blink
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#44 - 2015-06-24 07:41:09 UTC
Lord Kailethre wrote:

Mate, you need WAY more than just your eyes fixed.
Should probably get on that fast though.


Well then, I'm a sucker for self-actualization, so please do share with me some things worthy of improvement on my person.


Quote:

I remember once I broke my legs, but then
My Legs were OK.


Hallelujah! Wine for celebration, and wine for all! Big smile
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#45 - 2015-06-24 07:45:57 UTC
Alabath Schmidt wrote:
Hee hee, he said pube.


It's good to see there's at least one spaceman who likes having fun. P

Here, have some wine. Smile
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#46 - 2015-06-24 10:22:17 UTC
Average Space Elf wrote:
Alabath Schmidt wrote:
Hee hee, he said pube.


It's good to see there's at least one spaceman who likes having fun. P

Here, have some wine. Smile


Actually I think you'll find that's a spacewoman.

Check your elven space male privilege you monster.
Jade Blackwind
#47 - 2015-06-24 12:53:06 UTC
Average Space Elf wrote:
I've encountered one of these foul beasts! He lured me in with the promise of a transcendent hat collection. I had never heard that adjective used to refer to headwear, so I let my curiosity get the better of me. When i approached the troll I was overcome by a musk of an ungodly pungency, and I passed out.

I awoke in a pile of body-length pillows. The nature of the patterns on these pillows is best left unmentioned, as is that of the accompanying stains. The headwear presentation proceeded as promised. I must say that his hat tipping technique was unrivaled. The hats themselves were atrocious though, and I had seen enough. I distracted him with a minor grammatical error and took my leave.
Sounds like you got pulled into a "Bonus Room"!
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#48 - 2015-06-24 23:16:42 UTC
Lord Kailethre wrote:
Average Space Elf wrote:
Alabath Schmidt wrote:
Hee hee, he said pube.


It's good to see there's at least one spaceman who likes having fun. P

Here, have some wine. Smile


Actually I think you'll find that's a spacewoman.

Check your elven space male privilege you monster.


Ah, female spacemans are called spacewomans? Good to know! Apologies to the good spacewoman.

Also, it seems you've rather presumptuously assigned me a gender! Somewhat silly of you, given the rest of your words, wouldn't you say?
Average Space Elf
Praise Coleslaw
#49 - 2015-06-24 23:18:08 UTC
Jade Blackwind wrote:
Sounds like you got pulled into a "Bonus Room"!


Everything was covered in a strange cheese dust and all of the necks were bearded.
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