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Open letter to Highsec/Haulers.

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Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-06-22 18:41:12 UTC
Thanks for not paying attention to the game you play and for sending autopiloted freighter after autopiloted freighter through Uedama over the weekend.

Double thanks for getting so angry about it and coming to the forums. My tear capacitor is so very full now. We all know Eve is dying and it's because CODE. likes to gank "new players" while they autopilot freighters through known ganking systems during Burn Amarr. We all know that the trillions of ISK we have vaporized is causing people to leave the game in droves and this must stop in order to keep Eve alive.

In order to keep Eve from dying, one simple thing can be done:

Every freighter pilot can send me 10m for a hauling permit. As long as you remain CODE compliant you will not lose your "newbie" freighter. Not only do they ensure your safety for as long as you're compliant... they really make your anti-tanked Charon look super sweet once they're pasted on your hull.

I await your payments.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Pixie Tickle
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2015-06-22 18:43:03 UTC
Or you buy them from me for only 9.99 !
stoicfaux
#3 - 2015-06-22 18:45:01 UTC
Yes, yes, it's the "ye olde blame the victim" troll paradigm.

/stale_popcorn

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-06-22 20:12:50 UTC
Soon I discovered this CODE. thing was true.
Tora Bushido was the devil.
And James 315 was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world,
so there was only one thing that I could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Elenahina
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-06-22 20:14:33 UTC
Bellatrix Invicta wrote:
Thanks for not paying attention to the game you play and for sending autopiloted freighter after autopiloted freighter through Uedama over the weekend.

Double thanks for getting so angry about it and coming to the forums. My tear capacitor is so very full now. We all know Eve is dying and it's because CODE. likes to gank "new players" while they autopilot freighters through known ganking systems during Burn Amarr. We all know that the trillions of ISK we have vaporized is causing people to leave the game in droves and this must stop in order to keep Eve alive.

In order to keep Eve from dying, one simple thing can be done:

Every freighter pilot can send me 10m for a hauling permit. As long as you remain CODE compliant you will not lose your "newbie" freighter. Not only do they ensure your safety for as long as you're compliant... they really make your anti-tanked Charon look super sweet once they're pasted on your hull.

I await your payments.


Isn't part of the code not autopilo...oh. I see what you did there.

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Elenahina
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2015-06-22 20:16:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Elenahina
stoicfaux wrote:
Yes, yes, it's the "ye olde blame the victim" troll paradigm.

/stale_popcorn



There are no victims in Eve.
Only people too stupid or lazy to take the necessary precautions to prevent themselves from becoming a killmail. Please refrain from making yourself look like a tool by drawing a real life comparison at this point.

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
stoicfaux
#7 - 2015-06-22 20:22:28 UTC
Elenahina wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Yes, yes, it's the "ye olde blame the victim" troll paradigm.

/stale_popcorn



There are no victims in Eve.
Only people too stupid or lazy to take the necessary precautions to prevent themselves from becoming a killmail. Please refrain from making yourself look like a tool by drawing a real life comparison at this point.

Call me Phillips. Phillips Head.

/bond_theme

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Paranoid Loyd
#8 - 2015-06-22 20:24:44 UTC
Elenahina wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Yes, yes, it's the "ye olde blame the victim" troll paradigm.

/stale_popcorn



There are no victims in Eve.
Only people too stupid or lazy to take the necessary precautions to prevent themselves from becoming a killmail. Please refrain from making yourself look like a tool by drawing a real life comparison at this point.

Please refrain from taking the bait. Blink

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Marsha Mallow
#9 - 2015-06-22 20:27:05 UTC
Bellatrix Invicta wrote:
I await your payments.

If you are going to do this, please stay in character, Agent.
And put a bit more effort in. 2,000 words, minimum. Preferably split over 16 pages.
Reported for begging on the forums. And cyberbullying.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#10 - 2015-06-22 20:33:30 UTC
Pixie Tickle wrote:
Or you buy them from me for only 9.99 !

Hauling permits for sale 9.98 Blink

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Pixie Tickle
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2015-06-22 20:38:42 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Pixie Tickle wrote:
Or you buy them from me for only 9.99 !

Hauling permits for sale 9.98 Blink

9.95 in combo with mining permit!
Petre en Thielles
Doomheim
#12 - 2015-06-22 20:39:20 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

Hauling permits for sale 9.98 Blink



9.97 here. I can play this game.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#13 - 2015-06-22 20:41:09 UTC
Pixie Tickle wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Pixie Tickle wrote:
Or you buy them from me for only 9.99 !

Hauling permits for sale 9.98 Blink

9.95 in combo with mining permit!

9.90 with purchase of a pitchfork and torch combo

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Petre en Thielles
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-06-22 20:45:38 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:

9.90 with purchase of a pitchfork and torch combo


9.89, and I will throw in an Orca*







































*Convo for details.
Pixie Tickle
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2015-06-22 20:46:19 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Pixie Tickle wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Pixie Tickle wrote:
Or you buy them from me for only 9.99 !

Hauling permits for sale 9.98 Blink

9.95 in combo with mining permit!

9.90 with purchase of a pitchfork and torch combo

9.80 plus a lifesize poster of myself for the lonely times during travel and mining!
stoicfaux
#16 - 2015-06-22 20:49:55 UTC
Need isk quickly!!! Selling 9.99 hauling permit for just 5.99 on contracts!!! Hauling Permit.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
stoicfaux
#17 - 2015-06-22 20:50:48 UTC
Need isk quickly!!! Selling 9.99 hauling permit for just 5.99 on contracts!!! Hauling Permit.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Petre en Thielles
Doomheim
#18 - 2015-06-22 20:50:55 UTC
Pixie Tickle wrote:

9.80 plus a lifesize poster of myself for the lonely times during travel and mining!


http://i.imgur.com/1JzV0mC.gifv
stoicfaux
#19 - 2015-06-22 20:51:59 UTC
Need isk quickly!!! Selling 9.99 hauling permit for just 5.99 on contracts!!! Hauling Permit.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-06-22 20:53:34 UTC
29.99 mil here.

But it will be a limited run, special collector's edition permit.
Plus you get a beta pass and early access during the introductory phase.

Can upgrade to a platinum permit for only 5 mil more.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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