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I find your lack of cats disturbing
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#1 - 2015-06-17 21:20:43 UTC
It's been three years since I was promised kittens in my CQ.

I checked my CQ, last night, and alas.... still no kitties.
Pl0x fix this grievous oversight.
I would like 2 brown marble Maine Coon kittens, a Bengal cat, and an adult Norwegian Forest Cat.
Willing to pay AUR for these vanity items.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2 - 2015-06-17 21:23:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Russian blue and red point Siamese for me, ty.


PS: would accept British Shorthair, too.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2015-06-17 21:46:15 UTC
Devon Rex or GTFO

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2015-06-17 21:51:48 UTC
Cats are scumbags. WE WANT FEDOS!





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#5 - 2015-06-17 21:51:57 UTC
Oh god the potential puns here.

Must....resist.... hrnngg....


🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#6 - 2015-06-17 21:58:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Candi LeMew wrote:
Oh god the potential puns here.

Must....resist.... hrnngg....




My puss is offended that you feel inclined to kid about it.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#7 - 2015-06-17 22:30:54 UTC
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2015-06-17 23:09:25 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:
Oh god the potential puns here.

Must....resist.... hrnngg....




My puss is offended that you feel inclined to kid about it.



That is some wild looking pussie right there.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote: "Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied." EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#9 - 2015-06-17 23:15:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
I don't have a pussy...Sad

Can I use someone else's pussy?



e. I just learnt that pussy is a censored word. Dickhead isn't though. Go figure. CCP hates pussy.
McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
#10 - 2015-06-18 00:39:37 UTC
We're playing millions of years in the future. If you're going to buy a pet think outside the box.

There are all our dominion

Gate camps: "Its like the lowsec watercooler, just with explosions and boose" - Ralph King-Griffin
Otso Bakarti
Doomheim
#11 - 2015-06-18 00:43:08 UTC
Obviously a rant. Meeeee-ow.

There just isn't anything that can be said!
Cynadore
3 R Corporation
#12 - 2015-06-18 01:30:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Cynadore
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
It's been three years since I was promised kittens in my CQ.

I checked my CQ, last night, and alas.... still no kitties.
Pl0x fix this grievous oversight.
I would like 2 brown marble Maine Coon kittens, a Bengal cat, and an adult Norwegian Forest Cat.
Willing to pay AUR for these vanity items.


There's a mirror in your CQ if you need to look at a puss.
stoicfaux
#13 - 2015-06-18 02:37:51 UTC
Food is not in my list of top ten needed additions to WiS.

-1

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#14 - 2015-06-18 03:02:43 UTC
Cynadore wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
It's been three years since I was promised kittens in my CQ.

I checked my CQ, last night, and alas.... still no kitties.
Pl0x fix this grievous oversight.
I would like 2 brown marble Maine Coon kittens, a Bengal cat, and an adult Norwegian Forest Cat.
Willing to pay AUR for these vanity items.


There's a mirror in your CQ if you need to look at a puss.



You will not dull my attempts at gaming happiness.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Joey Bags
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2015-06-18 04:35:21 UTC
Do you REALLY want a cat in a room that you cannot even open the door? Imagine the smell 👃.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose. Unless you podded them...and collected their corpse.
Vek Hareka
Fist Bumps All Around
#16 - 2015-06-18 05:08:45 UTC
Yes. Because what all alliances in this game need is more cat herding.

Here comes a time, ganker,

When blingfits cease to sparkle,

When hermophite looses its luster,

When the station hangar becomes a prison

And all that is left is a capsuleer's love for his fedo.
Grinder2210
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-06-18 05:22:33 UTC
I remember once whan eve was just about killing people ... now we want cats ... ..


Well long as i can use them for ammo im in Blink
Janeway84
Insane's Asylum
#18 - 2015-06-18 08:18:14 UTC
They can add the cats to the NeX store, I mean thats what its for right? Big smile
Milla Jjovovich
Never Comeback Airline
#19 - 2015-06-18 08:20:51 UTC
Snagletooth Johnson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2015-06-18 09:28:20 UTC
Ill just leave this here for the OP
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