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Aphoxema G
Khushakor Clan
#1 - 2015-06-17 06:03:35 UTC
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH I'ave returned to, you know, uh... like, say lot's'a stuff'n be right 'bout everythin' while speakin' as intelligibly as the translators'll allow me! AIN'T NOTHIN' STOPPIN' APHOX!

I'm just kidding. I promise I've learned how to enunciate since then. And I stopped setting my voice-to-text to "preserve phonetics". And I stopped purposely coloring my language to appear special. I mean, it's not like I have to, 'cause everyone likes me anyways and I'm so super amazing. I am so special.

I missed this place, but I've been afraid to come back because of how brutally unforgiving the community can be. I mean, you flip-flop between allegiances a little bit and say things that aren't entirely true and the whole world turns against you. Can you believe it? It's madness. Sheer madness.

Of course most people don't know who I am and those who do are well aware I'm not a big enough deal to warrant an "I'm here WHAT" thread. But, you know, whatever, right?
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#2 - 2015-06-17 09:11:16 UTC
My translator indicates it's working properly, but I can't understand anything you've wrote.
Sorry, I guess?
Aphoxema G
Khushakor Clan
#3 - 2015-06-17 09:15:07 UTC
Lord Kailethre wrote:
My translator indicates it's working properly, but I can't understand anything you've wrote.
Sorry, I guess?


Oh, don't be. I don't understand anything I say either.
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#4 - 2015-06-17 10:04:00 UTC
Aphoxema G wrote:
Lord Kailethre wrote:
My translator indicates it's working properly, but I can't understand anything you've wrote.
Sorry, I guess?


Oh, don't be. I don't understand anything I say either.


Well, at least you're at peace with it. That's the important part.
ValentinaDLM
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#5 - 2015-06-17 10:13:26 UTC
The words she speaks are too profound to be understood by all. Aphoxema is glorious.
Aphoxema G
Khushakor Clan
#6 - 2015-06-17 10:45:52 UTC
ValentinaDLM wrote:
The words she speaks are too profound to be understood by all. Aphoxema is glorious.


Biscuit kazoo fluffbottom sincerity dialogue. Fresh staples and hedges. Delicate fedo hugs.

See it doesn't even matter what I say, only that it's me saying it. I'm, like, a conduit to another plane of meaning or something. God I love me, I'm so awesome. That's why I deserve to take more X. Who's a good Aphox? That's right, it's me! Omnomnomnom...

Soggy wrench cloud leaves.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#7 - 2015-06-17 11:35:33 UTC
You crazy. Crazy I tell you!
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#8 - 2015-06-17 11:55:39 UTC
I think that question that we're all* asking is whether or not Lord Plush is also returning.


* And by all, I mean nobody.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Aphoxema G
Khushakor Clan
#9 - 2015-06-17 15:04:06 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
I think that question that we're all* asking is whether or not Lord Plush is also returning.


* And by all, I mean nobody.


Uh, Lord Plush never left? He's been watching IGS for me, telling me when cool stuff happens. Clearly nothing cool happened because he never mentioned anything.
Anslo
Scope Works
#10 - 2015-06-17 15:11:45 UTC
What the actual ****.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#11 - 2015-06-17 15:29:36 UTC
Is this-- is this poetry? Is she trying to poet? I-- I'm not good with modern poetry. That's what this is, right?

Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries: exploring the edge of the known, advancing the state of the art. Would you like to know more?
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#12 - 2015-06-17 15:53:36 UTC
Umm.... Hi?
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#13 - 2015-06-17 16:09:10 UTC
Back and now working for Pyre. Who'd have thunk it??!
What?

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-06-17 16:24:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Anyanka Funk
Anabella Rella wrote:
Back and now working for Pyre. Who'd have thunk it??!
What?


At least she's not in Repracor.

I don't really know you, Aphox, but you seem like you aren't as stuck up as most of the people here. So welcome.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2015-06-17 16:38:59 UTC
Aphoxema G wrote:
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH I'ave returned to, you know, uh... like, say lot's'a stuff'n be right 'bout everythin' while speakin' as intelligibly as the translators'll allow me! AIN'T NOTHIN' STOPPIN' APHOX!

I'm just kidding. I promise I've learned how to enunciate since then. And I stopped setting my voice-to-text to "preserve phonetics". And I stopped purposely coloring my language to appear special. I mean, it's not like I have to, 'cause everyone likes me anyways and I'm so super amazing. I am so special.

I missed this place, but I've been afraid to come back because of how brutally unforgiving the community can be. I mean, you flip-flop between allegiances a little bit and say things that aren't entirely true and the whole world turns against you. Can you believe it? It's madness. Sheer madness.

Of course most people don't know who I am and those who do are well aware I'm not a big enough deal to warrant an "I'm here WHAT" thread. But, you know, whatever, right?


Can we have snuggles noa?
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#16 - 2015-06-17 17:12:42 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Back and now working for Pyre. Who'd have thunk it??!
What?


She's one of our most serious members.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Aphoxema G
Khushakor Clan
#17 - 2015-06-17 18:01:07 UTC
Anslo wrote:
What the actual ****.


Hey, baby.

Makoto Priano wrote:
Is this-- is this poetry? Is she trying to poet? I-- I'm not good with modern poetry. That's what this is, right?


I am poetry in material form. Then pulverized into a fine powder and used to cut crash to increase profit margins while maintaining the effect.

Deitra Vess wrote:
Umm.... Hi?


Ahhhhhhhhahahahah... hahah. Haaaaaaaaaaa... heh. Heheheh. Hi.

Anabella Rella wrote:
Back and now working for Pyre. Who'd have thunk it??!
What?


I certainly didn't, but I'm bad at thunking anything. Especially things involving the future.

Anyanka Funk wrote:
I don't really know you, Aphox, but you seem like you aren't as stuck up as most of the people here. So welcome.


I am most definitely not stuck up. If anything, I'm stuck down. But orientation is hard to agree on when you're floating inside the wreckage of what's left of what was formerly my ego.
Jev North
Doomheim
#18 - 2015-06-17 18:21:27 UTC
...aaaand suddenly, I wonder when and where I last saw the corporate stash of Sooth Sayer.

Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#19 - 2015-06-17 18:28:21 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Back and now working for Pyre. Who'd have thunk it??!
What?


At least she's not in Repracor.

I don't really know you, Aphox, but you seem like you aren't as stuck up as most of the people here. So welcome.


Yes, being in Repracor would make her even cooler, obviously.

Queen of Chocolate
Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#20 - 2015-06-17 18:35:28 UTC
This thread made my translator explode, I'll be sending you the bill Aphox..

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."
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