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Omg Uwe Boll

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DrSmegma
Smegma United
#1 - 2015-06-15 14:50:02 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera
#2 - 2015-06-15 15:13:10 UTC
How does he not know that people consider him terrible? How has he managed to make as many films as he has without everyone avoiding him like he is a leper?

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DrSmegma
Smegma United
#3 - 2015-06-15 15:27:09 UTC
I love how he claims that kickstarter approached him. Why would they? He doesn't even know who talks to him.

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DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#4 - 2015-06-15 18:37:57 UTC
IIRC he gets most of his funding from a German grant, or he used to. iirc hes from Germany. I saw one of his movies.. nearly walked out, it was horrible. blood Rayne.. worst movie ever

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Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-06-15 20:20:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Tipa Riot
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
How does he not know that people consider him terrible? How has he managed to make as many films as he has without everyone avoiding him like he is a leper?

He knows ... and makes profit from this image. In Germany we have a TV channel dedicated to bad movies which has solid ratings.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2015-06-15 21:38:45 UTC
They're not ALL rotten. I personally rather enjoyed 'Postal: The Movie'.
Don't ask me for a second title, because i got nothing here.

Generally, if you see a movie and if Uwe Boll says it's bad in the introduction, it might behoove you to take heed to that.
he was not kidding. cannot unsee.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#7 - 2015-06-16 03:45:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Don't know his works, but I kind of appreciate that "FU Hollywood," incinerate all of the bridges statement, with the cursing. I suppose he defined his stance and his future potentials right there. DIY, something else, or nothing, I suppose, eh? Punk Plato, in a way.
Falken Falcon
#8 - 2015-06-16 07:54:53 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
They're not ALL rotten. I personally rather enjoyed 'Postal: The Movie'.
Don't ask me for a second title, because i got nothing here.

Generally, if you see a movie and if Uwe Boll says it's bad in the introduction, it might behoove you to take heed to that.
he was not kidding. cannot unsee.
Can confirm that postal broke the home run of ****, but that remains as the only watchable movie from him.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-06-16 14:12:24 UTC
DaReaper wrote:
IIRC he gets most of his funding from a German grant, or he used to. iirc hes from Germany. I saw one of his movies.. nearly walked out, it was horrible. blood Rayne.. worst movie ever


Yeah, the whole thing was a tax loophole: Uwe Boll made terrible movies on purpose so his investors could write off their money and save a lot of taxes- pretty much like in the movie "The Producers".
This legal loophole has been closed recently, so it remains to be seen how this affects his movies.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

DrSmegma
Smegma United
#10 - 2015-06-16 17:44:21 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
DaReaper wrote:
IIRC he gets most of his funding from a German grant, or he used to. iirc hes from Germany. I saw one of his movies.. nearly walked out, it was horrible. blood Rayne.. worst movie ever


Yeah, the whole thing was a tax loophole: Uwe Boll made terrible movies on purpose so his investors could write off their money and save a lot of taxes- pretty much like in the movie "The Producers".
This legal loophole has been closed recently, so it remains to be seen how this affects his movies.


I don't think so. There's no way he made more money by making **** movies than he could have made by making good movies. More likely that's a Boll-fabricated story to cover up his bullshit.

As far as I know what really happened is: There's a fund for movie producers in Germany. And he got money out of that for some reason that I don't know, and he got called a fraud for not spending that money on German actors and German staff. So they fixed that lately.

So uh no he's really that ****. I think.

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