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Amarr/Minmatar Warzone Update 2.5. True Journalism.

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Jikkarr
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2015-06-12 18:08:30 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Jikkarr wrote:
★★★★★

Just for turning this into a double act.


Scope Works Head Chef's serving out 5-star dank meals to critics.


Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Jikkarr wrote:
★★★★★

Just for turning this into a double act.


Well it is still 5v2 forum pvp; usual Pyre tactic right?


★★★★

Good humour, could use better audience participation.

"Jikkarr,

Your support is welcomed, appreciated. Know that I will deliver us all. In my Nation alone is the Truth."

~Master Sansha Kuvakei
Anslo
Scope Works
#22 - 2015-06-12 18:12:21 UTC
Jikkarr wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Jikkarr wrote:
★★★★★

Just for turning this into a double act.


Scope Works Head Chef's serving out 5-star dank meals to critics.


Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Jikkarr wrote:
★★★★★

Just for turning this into a double act.


Well it is still 5v2 forum pvp; usual Pyre tactic right?


★★★★

Good humour, could use better audience participation.


Like Iron Chef, the real one in Japan not that remade western crap.

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Tristan daCuhna
Khanid Propulsion Systems
Local Is Primary
#23 - 2015-06-12 18:15:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Tristan daCuhna
**BREAKING NEWS**

Anslo, the "unstable" CEO of the breakaway news organisation Scope Works is rumoured to have been the victim of an assassination attempt, orchestrated by members of Pyre Falcon Defence and Security.

Although unconfirmed as yet, our sources have been lead to believe that an agent known only as "Shiva" somehow introduced a toxic hallucinogen into Anslo's pod fluid. It is assumed that Anslo actually undocked (which is a newsworthy event in itself) before Shiva had chance to complete the biomass of Anslo's medical clone.

As a result the clone into which Anslo's consciousness was transferred into has suffered massive brain damage with doctors diagnosing an incurable case of chronic shitposting and irrelevance.

More on this as the story unfolds.

You've been listening to Tristan daCuhna of DNG News, now over to Bardam with the sport.
Anslo
Scope Works
#24 - 2015-06-12 18:17:49 UTC
6/10, who makes a press release that horribly put together?

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Vincent Pryce
Damnation Angels
Watch This
#25 - 2015-06-12 18:19:29 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
You are the salt mine that keeps on giving.

We do not fight for your amusement or to uphold your misguided code of honor. We fight for our own amusement. If it means headshots then we Punt and Pew. For fun and profit.

Removed a word. -ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves."

Domination Seraphim

Cartel approved, Heaven blessed
Tristan daCuhna
Khanid Propulsion Systems
Local Is Primary
#26 - 2015-06-12 18:20:22 UTC
Anslo wrote:
6/10, who makes a press release that horribly put together?


You.
ayy Imao
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-06-12 18:20:24 UTC
Why is PYRE even remotely concerned with "the news" when their whole directive is to sit in plexes and preserve the status quo ayy lmao
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2015-06-12 18:20:27 UTC
Tristan daCuhna wrote:
**BREAKING NEWS**

Anslo, the "unstable" CEO of the breakaway news organisation Scope Works is rumoured to have been the victim of an assassination attempt, orchestrated by members of Pyre Falcon Defence and Security.

Although unconfirmed as yet, our sources have been lead to believe that an agent known only as "Shiva" somehow introduced a toxic hallucinogen into Anslo's pod fluid. It is assumed that Anslo actually undocked (which is a newsworthy event in itself) before Shiva had chance to complete the biomass of Anslo's medical clone.

As a result the clone into which Anslo's consciousness was transferred into has suffered massive brain damage with doctors diagnosing an uncurable case of chronic shitposting and irrelevence.

More on this as the story unfolds.

You've been listening to Tristan daCuhna of DNG News, now over to Bardam with the sport.


Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#29 - 2015-06-12 18:22:02 UTC
Popcorn anyone?

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Tristan daCuhna
Khanid Propulsion Systems
Local Is Primary
#30 - 2015-06-12 18:23:35 UTC
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster.


Are you having a giggle? Even old Mr Mittens himself has a more fair and balanced news service and that is saying something.
ayy Imao
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#31 - 2015-06-12 18:26:36 UTC
L[quote=Tristan daCuhna wrote:
Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster.


drink post yelp retweet thread's over boys ayy
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2015-06-12 18:27:31 UTC
Tristan daCuhna wrote:
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster.


Are you having a giggle? Even old Mr Mittens himself has a more fair and balanced news service and that is saying something.


I still have not gotten a straight answer; for the record how high was your group's ship spin counter at the time of losing the last system?
Syenna Celeste
Sunny Weather Mercenaries
The Initiative.
#33 - 2015-06-12 18:31:23 UTC
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Tristan daCuhna wrote:
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Do not be swayed by the irrelevant Tabloids that should keep to Entertainment and Who is Marrying whom news; the only true source of news is Scope Works, Fair and Balanced reporting across the cluster.


Are you having a giggle? Even old Mr Mittens himself has a more fair and balanced news service and that is saying something.


I still have not gotten a straight answer; for the record how high was your group's ship spin counter at the time of losing the last system?


Which system? It was a while ago and I'm sure that being such a recognized and respected warzone entity you could remind us.

Put your hands around my heart and squeeze me until I'm dry.
Mayrin Hawke
Nobody in Local
Deepwater Hooligans
#34 - 2015-06-12 18:31:39 UTC
Without a hint of irony, Scope Twerks pushes Dunning-Kruger from phenomena to a full-blown pathology.
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2015-06-12 18:34:14 UTC
Hmmn it seems the only time to get Pyre to field numbers is to take the fight out of local with no chance of them losing their ships; even if that means the comment section of a news report.

How does Pyre respond to such criticisms?

Anslo
Scope Works
#36 - 2015-06-12 18:35:36 UTC
Mayrin Hawke wrote:
Dunning-Kruger

Looking at the numbers I don't think you realize what this study is.

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Shiva Makoto
Blue Canary
Watch This
#37 - 2015-06-12 18:36:41 UTC
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Hmmn it seems the only time to get Pyre to field numbers is to take the fight out of local with no chance of them losing their ships; even if that means the comment section of a news report.

How does Pyre respond to such criticisms?



Our Incursion Alt Corp [FUPY] with 15 "members" has a higher average of kills over the last 6 months than your corp.

It's to your advantage that linking BRs/killmails isn't allowed here.
Anslo
Scope Works
#38 - 2015-06-12 18:37:38 UTC
I too can claim superiority by killing 1000 **** fit frigs. Clearly, all other frags are meainingless.

Publord.

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Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2015-06-12 18:38:24 UTC
Shiva Makoto wrote:
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Hmmn it seems the only time to get Pyre to field numbers is to take the fight out of local with no chance of them losing their ships; even if that means the comment section of a news report.

How does Pyre respond to such criticisms?



Our Incursion Alt Corp [FUPY] with 15 "members" has a higher average of kills over the last 6 months than your corp.

It's to your advantage that linking BRs/killmails isn't allowed here.


Anyone can catch a lot of fish with a drag net sir, takes real skill to spear fish.
ayy Imao
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#40 - 2015-06-12 18:39:16 UTC
Mayrin Hawke wrote:
Without a hint of irony, Scope Twerks pushes Dunning-Kruger from phenomena to a full-blown pathology.


Scope Twerks shakes its ass almost as hard as you're shaking the DSM IV because the pages are starting to fall out and land in the wrong order ayyyy