Warfare & Tactics

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Dear readers
We have all long since heard the saying “Manners make the man” but can that same statement then be used to say “the lack of manners might cost you your systems?” Today we have confirmed reports of multiple outlaw and pirate corporations converging on the Amarr and Minmatar warzone; for how long they plan to stay is anyone’s guess.

This drastic turn of events all happened after multiple confirmed and unconfirmed events the Amarr planned against the Minmatar militia.

These include but are not limited to:

1)The use of hijacking multiple frigate and destroyer fleet coms to try and lead them into an ambush; and failing with more loss of property and life on the Amarr side multiple times.
2) The use of Billions behind their fleets then trying prove to everyone around them they are superior due to the fact they caught ships in small camps.
3) The use of battleships and even carriers when they lose a friendly match, knowing their new pilot competition cannot compete; due to the lack of funding not the unwillingness to fight.
4) Headshotting fleet commanders during arranged and non-arranged fights while also trying to fly out-funded than the other fleet; nor with any tactical objectives on the line.

While all of these can be done without CONCORD becoming involved it is the opinion of many Fleet Commanders from multiple sources that it is incredibly rude and only makes the class of space more hostile and less accommodating to fellow capsuleers both new and old.

"Head shotting in a normal lowsec fight without a strat op is a beta b---- move," said Pandemic Legion Head Chef [CHEFC] Doomchinchilla. "It makes lowsec s--- and you should feel s--- for doing it."

Northern Coalition Fleet Commander and Notable Bad Poster Lex Arson simply said that "head shotting with no major objective is rude as f---. Also Adversity is recruiting~."

These policies and more that the Amarr seem to actively encourage, have caused corporations to take note. Claiming a lull in the amount of new pilots able to access Low-Sec and lack of motivation for both Null-Sec and High-Sec pilots to venture into the more and more childish place Low-Sec space has become.

The first confirmed reports of this teaming between an outlaw corporation and the Minmatar militia to stop these rather unseemly acts, happened in the form of ‘plexing’ an undisclosed system. However it did not start out as ‘joyously’ as many people would have hoped. Internal squabbles took place, arguing about which branch of military and whose faction’s was the best until something amazing happened this reporter will remember for the rest of her life. A simple song calmed all the fighting, the song “I love the whole world” sung by one Capsuleer only to be taken by the entire fleet while they circled outpost after outpost.

As with journalistic Ethics we tried to reach out to the Amarr side for their input
PIE: Could not be found in local
PYRE: “Welcome”
DNG: “FIGHT WHELP PLEX!”
The Asylum: “WTF?”

Thank you dear readers for your continued support of the Scope Works Action News team.
Liuni Kalthis Reporting

To be fair sir, when you all are hording the mic its hard to keep up with what your group says.

Speechless

Please stop posting without adult supervision.

Watcha gonna do...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7j6rKUnszpI

QFT.

0.7% obviously means we have lost everything we have worked for. Next time I will make sure to rouse all three people online to undock into your 18 man gang.

To be evicted you have to first undock ma'am, and that still doesn't answer the question.
It isn't good when boredom is your best weapon to keep them out of your system.

Scope Works Head Chef's serving out 5-star dank meals to critics.

Well it is still 5v2 forum pvp; usual Pyre tactic right?

She means an eviction implies a fight. I mean, just ship up if you're outnumbered. It's not like you'd get dropped, amirite?

B)