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Omar Alharazaad

New Eden Tech Support

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#1 - 2015-06-11 14:13:09 UTC

You sir, have single-handedly stopped the unwarranted serial flagellation of many a dead equine.
I mean, beaten past a pulp and into a fine red pasty substance.
Hats off to you. Where we lacked the sense or ability to simply STOP letting our fists raise and fall, you stood up and said "ENOUGH".

No snark. No sarcasm. Just straight up kudos.
If we meet, I owe you a beer.
o7

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

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stoicfaux Likes received: 6,283	#2 - 2015-06-11 14:24:01 UTC 29 Reported for discussing moderation. Also reported ISD Barstorlode to Internal Affairs for potentially taking a bribe from a player. Finally, temp-banning self for discussing moderation and potential rumor-mongering. Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Princess Aiko Hold My Hand Safety. Net 4,111
Lan Wang Princess Aiko Hold My Hand Safety. Net Likes received: 4,111	#3 - 2015-06-11 14:27:48 UTC what happened tho? Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 26,573
Sibyyl Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation Likes received: 26,573	#4 - 2015-06-11 15:01:14 UTC 9 Mr. Barstorlode recently had a birthday, so please give him your best wishes! Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Perkone Caldari State 60,166
Zimmy Zeta Perkone Caldari State Likes received: 60,166	#5 - 2015-06-11 15:11:14 UTC 9 Sibyyl wrote: Mr. Barstorlode recently had a birthday, so please give him your best wishes! Is that true? Happy Birthday Barstorlorde! I drawed U a Present in MS paint: http://i.imgur.com/D2wYove.jpg I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Sibyyl

Garoun Investment Bank

Gallente Federation

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#6 - 2015-06-11 15:16:02 UTC

Yes it's true. He made an inconspicuous post in LAGL to mention it.

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Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Kesukka 409,214
Commissar Kate Kesukka Likes received: 409,214	#7 - 2015-06-11 15:18:40 UTC 7 Sibyyl wrote: Mr. Barstorlode recently had a birthday, so please give him your best wishes! I suppose I can give up some cake for this occasion. -k8 My Fanclub

Tickle Industries 59
Pops Tickle Tickle Industries Likes received: 59	#8 - 2015-06-11 15:20:54 UTC 3 Ms. Sibyyl, the rules clearly state that ascii images are considered a violation of forum rules. I have seen you write well thought-out posts and would not want you to suffer the consequences for posting one. CCP Rise wrote: "We have tried and tried to validate the myth that griefing has a pronounced affect on new players - we have failed." Source

Zimmy Zeta

Perkone

Caldari State

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#9 - 2015-06-11 15:25:22 UTC

Commissar Kate wrote:

Sibyyl wrote:

Mr. Barstorlode recently had a birthday, so please give him your best wishes!

I suppose I can give up some cake for this occasion.

Hmmmmmm....cake.
Cake for everybody or just him?

Sibyyl wrote:

Yes it's true. He made an inconspicuous post in LAGL to mention it.

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So...*puts on tinfoil hat*...you think that every time an ISD has his birthday, CCP grant them to lock the 5 most annoying threads?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

stoicfaux

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#10 - 2015-06-11 15:26:14 UTC

Pops Tickle wrote:

Ms. Sibyyl, the rules clearly state that ascii images are considered a violation of forum rules. I have seen you write well thought-out posts and would not want you to suffer the consequences for posting one.

Consequences for posting well thought-out posts? Well, this is GD, so yeah.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Pops Tickle

Tickle Industries

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#11 - 2015-06-11 15:28:57 UTC

stoicfaux wrote:

Pops Tickle wrote:

Consequences for posting well thought-out posts? Well, this is GD, so yeah.

I - I . . . Oops

CCP Rise wrote:

"We have tried and tried to validate the myth that griefing has a pronounced affect on new players - we have failed."

Source

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Marsha Mallow Likes received: 2,961	#12 - 2015-06-11 15:37:18 UTC \| Edited by: Marsha Mallow 6 Happy Birthday Barstool I think rather than posting the rules for locks mods should be allowed to post images though. I'm sure they'd do very tasteful ones. Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room: Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE 35,628
Nana Skalski Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE Likes received: 35,628	#13 - 2015-06-11 16:29:40 UTC 1 I am looking up to see this thread closed too. For trolling. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ 📕 ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴏsᴘʀᴇʏ 🚀 ≡⋁≡ ♥

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Vex Aubaris Doomheim Likes received: 2	#14 - 2015-06-11 16:36:32 UTC 1 I bet your apples for teacher were the shiniest

Solecist Punk

Brutor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

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#15 - 2015-06-11 17:28:59 UTC

I too wish you a happy birthday, ISD Dorrim Barstorlode!
May you grow old, stay young and keep hunting down the badposters of these forums forever!

And as my final act of duty, I will petition the absence of ISD Ezwal.
Did anyone notice? He's been gone for 20 days now.

Anyhow ... *cough

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOO YOOOOUUUU
IIIII WENT TO THE ZOOOOOO
THERE I SAAAW A FAAAAT MONKEEEEEYYYY
AND I THOUGHT ABOUT YOOOOOUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love you all. :)

*kiss*

*kinks*
*permaban* (:

The Troll Bridge 23,523
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#16 - 2015-06-11 17:45:09 UTC 15 I think it was Barstorlode who locked my first thread, and gave me the most sage advice ever. ISD Barstorlode wrote: Opening with a troll post is no way to go through life son. Good stuff. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

ISD Community Communications Liaisons

ISD Alliance

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#17 - 2015-06-11 17:48:20 UTC

Thanks for all the fond wishes! Even though it's just my anniversary of being in ISD for 3 years. The actual birthday is months off still.

Also, I COULD use images for lock messages, but that'd get rid of all this transparency of why I close threads. :P

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

United Aggression 1,252
Demolishar United Aggression Likes received: 1,252	#18 - 2015-06-11 17:51:44 UTC Should this thread not be locked for discussing moderation?

Ministry of War Amarr Empire 7
Luxy Tickle Ministry of War Amarr Empire Likes received: 7	#19 - 2015-06-11 18:29:35 UTC 5 Hey I just met you and this is craaazy but you are awesome so happy not-birthday! (:

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Tollen Gallen Glory of Reprisal Enterprise Likes received: 9,226	#20 - 2015-06-11 18:35:08 UTC 2 I like Icecream. Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!

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