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Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE
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J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2011-12-29 13:31:28 UTC
When the real Chuck Norris sees Chribba he will start mining Veldspar in Texas
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Cpt Greagor
Liquid Relief
#22 - 2011-12-29 14:06:25 UTC
Gummy Plaude wrote:
Helicity Boson is Chribba's evil twin Lol


Not his evil twin, Helicity is Bruce Lee.

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ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2011-12-29 14:08:18 UTC
Chribba is gay. 'Nuff said. Mintchip proves nothing.

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Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#24 - 2011-12-29 14:18:22 UTC
Veldspar checks its belt for Chribba.

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Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#25 - 2011-12-29 14:21:56 UTC
You guys ever consider how Chuck Norris is the way he is because he wants to be like Chribba?

Norris is a wannabe old loser, now Chribba on the other hand....

See that rookie ship with veldspar you get everytime you lose your ship? That's Chribba giving you a hint.
Dr Sodius
#26 - 2011-12-29 14:36:12 UTC
when chuck norris is going to sleep, he is wearing a pyjama with a picture of chribba on it!
SmegB
Almost Dangerous
Wolves Amongst Strangers
#27 - 2011-12-29 15:06:11 UTC
Darth A30NZ wrote:
Chribba said this in relation to why SWTOR is not Greater then EVE and it dawned on me.

Chribba wrote:
and no chuck norris Lol


Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE

truestorybro




Just sleep with him instead of posting in the forums because you obviously want to.
Chuc Morris
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2011-12-29 16:44:19 UTC
Darth A30NZ wrote:
Chribba said this in relation to why SWTOR is not Greater then EVE and it dawned on me.

Chribba wrote:
and no chuck norris Lol


Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE

truestorybro


Yes, he's a nice bro Lol
Kwilyn Bathana
Doomheim
#29 - 2011-12-29 17:35:08 UTC
In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

I'd say Chribba is tied right now.....6 years still undeated in the Veldspar ring. Perhaps he's ahead on the not having his nose broken thing.
Endeavour Starfleet
#30 - 2011-12-29 21:54:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Endeavour Starfleet
CausticS0da wrote:
Chuck Norris is a right wing Tea Party supporter who features on TV adverts for World of Warcraft? Take your Barrens chat back to WoW and don't come back until youve hit puberty. Chribba, you're too old to be using dead memes for that matter.


For one thing we are speaking of Chuck Norris the character, the meme, the act. Not the actor himself.

Also the limited about of political stuff he has done has not worked well for those he supported at all. Not nearly the impact he expected. Didn't follow through to the polls.

Its funny and works well as a meme dear geez stop acting like its so bad just because he is right wing.
IGNATIUS HOOD
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2011-12-29 21:59:40 UTC
xynix wrote:
Palmput wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c

What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.



Its Chribbascript, the one language above all else



I happen to know for a fact that Chribba speaks in Binary, but he will compile it into english so the rest of us may bask in his reverent glory.
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Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#32 - 2011-12-29 22:01:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Ranger 1
It is written that Chribba mines for our sins, and that the unnatural light that occurs in any system suffereing an Incursion is due to Chribba refusing to look upon the sinful nature of the Sansha.

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Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#33 - 2011-12-29 22:03:46 UTC
IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:
xynix wrote:
Palmput wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c

What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.



Its Chribbascript, the one language above all else



I happen to know for a fact that Chribba speaks in Binary, but he will compile it into english so the rest of us may bask in his reverent glory.

Chribba can update the Tranquility database just by posting Chribbascript on the forums.
Philboyd Benoit
#34 - 2011-12-29 22:37:48 UTC
2 months ago, I might have agreed with the whole Chuck Norris is awesome thing and Chribba... BUT chuck norris has lost my respect. because of THIS The chuck is WEAK. Chribba is Better then chuck! No more chuck for me! bleh!

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Darth A30NZ
Deep Axion
Honorable Third Party
#35 - 2011-12-29 23:22:26 UTC
Everyday the roids that were mined reappear.

Thanks Chribba.

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Nex apparatu5
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#36 - 2011-12-30 00:22:30 UTC
One time, a group of pilots tried to take Chribba's station.

They succeeded.

Wait, what was this thread about again?
xwolfi
#37 - 2011-12-30 04:01:33 UTC  |  Edited by: xwolfi
Nex apparatu5 wrote:
One time, a group of pilots tried to take Chribba's station.

They succeeded.

Wait, what was this thread about again?


It was about a joke concerning Chribba and similarities with the Chuck Norris meme (I know it's hard for non-native english speakers so don't worry :p )

And when Chribba will strop mining Veldspar, the planets waiting in awe for him to finish his work will start spinning again around their suns.
Darth A30NZ
Deep Axion
Honorable Third Party
#38 - 2011-12-30 05:09:46 UTC
I found this in my Char tab.

True Amarrians are proud and supercilious, with a great sense of tradition and ancestry. They are considered arrogant and tyrannical by most others. The Empire's defeat at the hands of Chribba, and the Minmatar uprising that followed, left an indelible mark on Amarrian culture. This double failure, a turning point in their history, has shaped an entire generation of policy and philosophy among the imperial elite.

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Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#39 - 2011-12-30 05:10:52 UTC
How did I wind up in barrens chat?

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Azitek
Serenity Labs
#40 - 2011-12-30 06:33:29 UTC
Chribba doesn't have to mine veldspar, it asks permission to board his ship.
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