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Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE
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Darth A30NZ
Deep Axion
Honorable Third Party
#1 - 2011-12-29 08:25:41 UTC
Chribba said this in relation to why SWTOR is not Greater then EVE and it dawned on me.

Chribba wrote:
and no chuck norris Lol


Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE

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Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-12-29 08:40:19 UTC
Chribba was about to post in his Holy Veldspar channel how to fix low-sec, null-sec and FW with just one line of code.
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Then Mintchip came in. Sad
Darth A30NZ
Deep Axion
Honorable Third Party
#3 - 2011-12-29 08:49:22 UTC
Ifly Uwalk wrote:
Chribba was about to post in his Holy Veldspar channel how to fix low-sec, null-sec and FW with just one line of code.
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Then Mintchip came in. Sad


Everyday at 11:00 Chribba logs out, now a days 15 mins later he logs back in.

We call this downtime.

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Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#4 - 2011-12-29 09:17:42 UTC
Darth A30NZ wrote:
Ifly Uwalk wrote:
Chribba was about to post in his Holy Veldspar channel how to fix low-sec, null-sec and FW with just one line of code.
.
.
.
Then Mintchip came in. Sad


Everyday at 11:00 Chribba logs out, now a days 15 mins later he logs back in.

We call this downtime.


LolLol

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Endeavour Starfleet
#5 - 2011-12-29 10:12:38 UTC
Nullsec is covered with many alliances because CHUCK NORRIS allows them to live! Lol
CausticS0da
Shrubbery Acquisitions
Blohm and Voss Shipyards Alliance
#6 - 2011-12-29 10:36:15 UTC  |  Edited by: CausticS0da
Chuck Norris is a right wing Tea Party supporter who features on TV adverts for World of Warcraft? Take your Barrens chat back to WoW and don't come back until youve hit puberty. Chribba, you're too old to be using dead memes for that matter.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#7 - 2011-12-29 10:37:52 UTC
Chibbra also has a beard and a hot wife? Then uses tv ads to advertise the programs he has?

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Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-12-29 10:39:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Pok Nibin
The day Chribba makes a few of my alimony payments is the day I'll start worshipping Chribba...not that I'd touch the Holy Veldspar...oh nooooooo!! (Isn't Mintchip pushing 40 about now?)

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#9 - 2011-12-29 10:47:38 UTC
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c

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Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

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Palmput
Oruze Cruise
White Stag Exit Bag
#10 - 2011-12-29 11:03:10 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c

What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.
xynix
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-12-29 11:30:02 UTC
Palmput wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c

What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.



Its Chribbascript, the one language above all else
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#12 - 2011-12-29 11:37:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Akrasjel Lanate
Chribba wrote:
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c


Super

Chribba God of ALL High sec

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Nebula Terron
Wolf's in Sheep's Clothing
#13 - 2011-12-29 11:40:10 UTC
Palmput wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c

What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.



It's written in Chribba

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2011-12-29 11:41:11 UTC
Still haven't watched your videos.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-12-29 11:43:03 UTC
btw, your alt isn't even annoying,
but gives opportunity for a ban. :)
Darth A30NZ
Deep Axion
Honorable Third Party
#16 - 2011-12-29 11:43:59 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Still haven't watched your videos.


But the mighty Chribba has and thou must follow his example lest we be forgiven not.

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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#17 - 2011-12-29 11:49:45 UTC
Palmput wrote:

What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.


SQL
Danbar Roth
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2011-12-29 11:50:36 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c


No Chribba, Dont change all low and null to hi-sec. That would be a very bad idea :-)
Gummy Plaude
Doomheim
#19 - 2011-12-29 12:34:24 UTC
Helicity Boson is Chribba's evil twin Lol
David Grogan
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2011-12-29 13:30:29 UTC
Palmput wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Guys I'll be logging out in about 12 min, hope you're docked up and safe.

Also, here's how I fix null/low-sec with just one line...

UPDATE mapSolarSystems SET security = '1.0' WHERE security < '0.5'

/c

What language is that in? Doesn't look like any I've seen.


its it programming language called CQL

Carebear Query Language

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