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You are all terrible people
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Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-06-03 20:56:47 UTC
You are all terrible people and all you ever want is to attack and grief helpless people who can't shoot back to "collect the tears". I think you should all get some counseling because it's obvious to me that you were bullied as young lads and now you're trying to live out your power fantasies in a videogame. I know you're all gonna just hate on this post because you're "oooh tough scary pirates" but that just proves my point about what you are.
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-06-03 21:00:51 UTC
This is by far the lamest troll attempt I've ever seen. As such, I don't know if I should rate it 0/10 for being terribad, or 10/10 because you just know that some regulars won't be able so see it for what it is.
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#3 - 2015-06-03 21:01:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Adriel Malakai
Alana Charen-Teng wrote:
You are all terrible people and all you ever want is to attack and grief helpless people who can't shoot back to "collect the tears". I think you should all get some counseling because it's obvious to me that you were bullied as young lads and now you're trying to live out your power fantasies in a videogame. I know you're all gonna just hate on this post because you're "oooh tough scary pirates" but that just proves my point about what you are.


0/10 did not call us murdering sociopaths living in our mothers' basements, and issued no death threats.

Diagnosis: Mad, but not yet frothing at the mouth. Likely poor trolling attempt.
Paranoid Loyd
#4 - 2015-06-03 21:13:35 UTC
TYVM

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#5 - 2015-06-03 22:16:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Mara Pahrdi
Roll

Edit: Came here expecting some sort of story from Alana posting in c&p. Left disappointed so it is worth at least a measly 1/10. Roll stays though.

Remove standings and insurance.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2015-06-03 22:28:24 UTC
0/10 wouldn't read the thread again

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Free The Scope Three
Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#7 - 2015-06-03 22:44:59 UTC
It's easy to see this is bait for a week of free wardecs. Big smile I hope you have fun terrorizing some poor fools. I enjoy looking at your KM, so please share!

HTFU
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2015-06-03 22:56:03 UTC
Aww. Thankye.
Sadly, I didn't get you anything.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Paranoid Loyd
#9 - 2015-06-03 22:58:41 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Sadly, I didn't get you anything.
Don't even trip, i got this. Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
pushdogg
relocation LLC.
#10 - 2015-06-03 23:09:41 UTC
being bullied as a young lad makes me a terrible person?....im gonna have to speak to my therapist about this.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2015-06-04 00:23:16 UTC
Alana Charen-Teng wrote:
You are all terrible people and all you ever want is to attack and grief helpless people who can't shoot back to "collect the tears". I think you should all get some counseling because it's obvious to me that you were bullied as young lads and now you're trying to live out your power fantasies in a videogame. I know you're all gonna just hate on this post because you're "oooh tough scary pirates" but that just proves my point about what you are.


I believe that a spanking would be in order at this point, followed by you digging your high heel into my....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2015-06-04 01:49:16 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Sadly, I didn't get you anything.
Don't even trip, i got this. Lol

I mourn that I have but one like to give this.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#13 - 2015-06-04 02:33:47 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Alana Charen-Teng wrote:
You are all terrible people and all you ever want is to attack and grief helpless people who can't shoot back to "collect the tears". I think you should all get some counseling because it's obvious to me that you were bullied as young lads and now you're trying to live out your power fantasies in a videogame. I know you're all gonna just hate on this post because you're "oooh tough scary pirates" but that just proves my point about what you are.


I believe that a spanking would be in order at this point, followed by you digging your high heel into my....


Mattress?

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#14 - 2015-06-04 05:50:38 UTC
Snuggles

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Demerius Xenocratus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2015-06-04 06:00:52 UTC
Do you have powerful friends in nullsec?
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2015-06-04 06:19:46 UTC
I'm just smiling at this.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Six Beavers
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2015-06-04 06:59:51 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
This is by far the lamest troll attempt I've ever seen. As such, I don't know if I should rate it 0/10 for being terribad, or 10/10 because you just know that some regulars won't be able so see it for what it is.


seriously? read the latest Veers trolls and tell me this isn't at least a step up from him.

1/10
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#18 - 2015-06-04 07:11:59 UTC
Six Beavers wrote:
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
This is by far the lamest troll attempt I've ever seen. As such, I don't know if I should rate it 0/10 for being terribad, or 10/10 because you just know that some regulars won't be able so see it for what it is.


seriously? read the latest Veers trolls and tell me this isn't at least a step up from him.

1/10
Oh god, what group of ne'erdowells, game mechanic or otherwise dead horse is he beating and ignorantly spouting off about about this week?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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BLACKFLAG.
#19 - 2015-06-04 07:16:39 UTC
Did you fall out of a tree when you were young ? Do you want to talk about it ? If so, I 've got an ex corp mate who'll be happy to do so. Smile

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Azn
Doomheim
#20 - 2015-06-04 08:24:38 UTC
I HAVE POWERFUL ALLIES IN HISEC WHO WILL CRUSH YOU IF YOU STRAY LESS THAN 5FT INSIDE THE UNDOCK RING.

















You should be fine at 6ft.

The only alt allowed to post in C&P
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