Science & Industry

We're going to try Uosusuokko today and see how that goes.




We don't have a Primary field per say, the fleet boosters are the corporations alts and we sit in the pos all day and just give people access to boooosts.

But i'll pass on the information, hopefully it'll save some lives.

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what he said ^^^

For those that don't know RS Shiyurida is the CEO toon of Mighty Enterprises and is an alt of CJ Alland. CJ Alland runs a bot network. He should be avoided and trolled when possible.

AAR after killing 6 of CJ Allands bots:


After several days of war declarations, barge bumping, and hand-wringing, it seemed that the bot problem was here to stay. We had declared war on RS Shiyurida's corporation, only for him to move his POS into the protection of another shell corp. We had tried bumping his mining barges into submission, but after countless successful collisions that launched his ships a hundred kilometers away from their objectives, his bots carried on completely unperturbed. Our desperate pleas for CCP to take action against this flagrant violation of the EULA were met only with the canned response of "We'll look into it."

Even worse, RS had moved two PVP characters into his corp and had started ambushing our steadfast miners. He claimed poor [REDACTED] twice before [REDACTED] inadvertently returned the favor with a flight of tech 1 drones.

It seemed that our last possible course of action was suicide-ganking, and even that wasn't going well. RS had modified his bots with hefty shield modules, and they could boast over 40,000 effective hitpoints. Any attempt to eliminate these monstrosities would have to be well attended and well coordinated, as we had precious little time to apply our damage before the police arrived and blew us into oblivion.

As we prepared for battle, things seemed to be only getting worse. One person couldn't get teamspeak to work. Another was forced to leave fleet to the tune of a screaming baby in the background. Yet another person had never boarded a ship from an orca before, an action which our plan relied upon. Perhaps the worst part was that [REDACTED], who had been organizing the operation, was forced to log in more and more accounts until his voice connection lost coherency. As [REDACTED] continued to organize the fleet in choppy, barely understandable sentences I began to lose hope that we would ever kill one barge, much less all of them in one night.

Boy was I wrong.

After finding a suitable bot, we warped in and started the countdown to fire. I cringed, ready for people to say "Why won't my guns fire" or "Where are we supposed to warp to again" or "Am I supposed to be undocked" or express the countless other ways a ragtag bunch of newbros could misunderstand garbled instructions and misread the esoteric EVE UI. Yet to my surprise, everyone fired in perfect synchronization and our target died faster than a certain angry Brit could shout "Pay me 400m". Never had I been so happy to see CONCORD arrive and pulverize my catalyst into a pod.

After the first procurer died, the next five died as fast as our criminal timers would let us. By the sixth kill, we were nothing but stone-cold suicide gankers.

As of writing this report, all of RS's bot characters are online and none are in [REDACTED]. Let's hope it stays that way.

Good job everyone.

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