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Attention Wormholers!

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SpaceLawyer Shmuckatelli
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-06-02 01:18:10 UTC  |  Edited by: SpaceLawyer Shmuckatelli
Attention Wormholers!

Have you been in wormholes, especially C6 space in the past 12 months? Were you or someone you love recently subjected to a case of the feels due to the actions of QEX, or their pets? Don't just float their in your pod - do something about it!

Hi! I'm SpaceLawyer Shmuckatelli here to tell you about a limited-time offer. We know about the multiple violations of the laws of both space bushido and the EULA that were committed over this time frame by the aforementioned. We will be collecting affidavits and subpoena-ing witnesses as part of our ongoing investigations into this matter.

We will leave no hole un-touched. At the law offices of Knoobman, Ridvanson, Arody, and Baali we mean business and have an undefeated record. We do space law, and we do it hard.

If you have lost time, tears, isk or mental stability due to the recent actions of QEX and their pets YOU may be entitled to compensation.

Call the law offices of Knoobman, Ridvanson, Arody, and Baali or call 1-800-383-5722 that's 1-800-EVE-KRAB
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-06-02 01:18:51 UTC
sigh

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#3 - 2015-06-02 02:14:38 UTC
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Hilarious.

Also closed.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department