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Friend blown by Marmite mid-Awox. Scams Alliance
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Thuul'Khalat
Phoenix Wing
#21 - 2015-06-01 06:56:57 UTC
Almost 300 mill profit?? Surely this will go down in history as one of the great EVE heists!

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flakeys
Doomheim
#22 - 2015-06-01 09:55:04 UTC
Azn wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:


This is terribad.

Its a shame, because it LOOKS like there may be a funny story here, but the execution is poor. Please retype it so we can understand.


I asked my 6 year old daughter to translate for me and unfortunately there's nothing amusing there, just a terrible story.



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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2015-06-01 10:17:46 UTC
Thuul'Khalat wrote:
Almost 300 mill profit?? Surely this will go down in history as one of the great EVE heists!

Hey! the most fun I've ever had scamming someone only netted a million isk! Its not the number that matters, but rather the story!

Story presentation is important too though. 0/10

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lord xavier
Rubbed Out
#24 - 2015-06-02 02:43:04 UTC
Revis Owen wrote:
Agree with a re-write. Terribly written. "Friend blown by Marmite . . ." So terribly written. I don't think Marmite swings that way, collectively.
20 million isk is 20 million isk.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#25 - 2015-06-02 04:43:11 UTC
What was your friends name? :D

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#26 - 2015-06-02 08:20:53 UTC
We're always here to help you and we love a good blow. Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Solonius Rex
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2015-06-04 23:20:47 UTC
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
My friend joined a russian corp just to awox someone in his neuting astero.
But in the midst of the awox, marmite came in and blew him up.
He tried to explain to Marmite that he was in the middle of an awox, but they didnt care.

So he cried to his teamates in alliance chat, instead.

His Alliance were a bunch of carebears, so they paid him 250 mill and 2 Astero BPCs out of sympathy.

Why does this matter to me? Why does this belong in the C&P forums? It is a mystery.

I am wasting my life.

I translated it for you guys.

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