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Elenahina
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2015-05-31 01:29:54 UTC
1 + 1 = 10

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno
Imminent Failscade
What's In Your Wallet
#22 - 2015-08-23 06:45:53 UTC
1+1 = The billions upon billions I've made.

Posts like this are just preaching to the choir.

The people that fall for it are not the people that would be reading this, or paying attention to the white knights in local.

I've literally had people deposit 2bil while people were actively screaming about scammers in local.

You can waste your efforts all you want, but you cannot fix stupid.
Ken Moen
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#23 - 2015-08-23 06:46:23 UTC
Can you do a profile on me next? I am a pretty famous ISK scammer and I could put your 50m to good use.
Google "eve ken moen" and I'm the top result!
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#24 - 2015-08-23 08:00:06 UTC
Ken Moen wrote:
Can you do a profile on me next? I am a pretty famous ISK scammer and I could put your 50m to good use.
Google "eve ken moen" and I'm the top result!

Google 'Noragen' all by itself and I am all the first page results apparently. I was informed of this last week by newbros doing background on me trying to work out my ALT's (which they mostly did too...)

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#25 - 2015-08-23 10:19:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
1+1=3

If you invoke Synergy.

The interaction of elements that when combined produce a total effect that is greater than the sum of the individual elements, contributions, etc. Blink

Concord Approved Trader
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#26 - 2015-08-23 10:40:19 UTC
There's no such thing as 1+1. There only 1-1=0. That's why we live in a binary world.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-08-24 04:43:05 UTC
Elenahina wrote:
1 + 1 = 10


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world...

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#28 - 2015-08-24 07:13:31 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Elenahina wrote:
1 + 1 = 10


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world...


Those that understand 7*13=28 and those who don't. Big smile

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2015-08-24 07:42:20 UTC
Imminent Failscade wrote:
1+1 = The billions upon billions I've made.

Posts like this are just preaching to the choir.

The people that fall for it are not the people that would be reading this, or paying attention to the white knights in local.

I've literally had people deposit 2bil while people were actively screaming about scammers in local.

You can waste your efforts all you want, but you cannot fix stupid.


All that money, and you still can't afford to insure your ships with a 10m permit?

https://zkillboard.com/kill/47056617/

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#30 - 2015-08-24 07:48:06 UTC
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Imminent Failscade wrote:
1+1 = The billions upon billions I've made.

Posts like this are just preaching to the choir.

The people that fall for it are not the people that would be reading this, or paying attention to the white knights in local.

I've literally had people deposit 2bil while people were actively screaming about scammers in local.

You can waste your efforts all you want, but you cannot fix stupid.


All that money, and you still can't afford to insure your ships with a 10m permit?

https://zkillboard.com/kill/47056617/

What happened to your profile pic???

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#31 - 2015-08-24 07:58:20 UTC
Scammers are boring
Valkin Mordirc
#32 - 2015-08-24 08:29:47 UTC
1+1


1 is the first positive number, Washington was the first president, Washington had wooden teeth, Wood is a part of tree's. Apple's grown on trees. Apple is a Computer Company, The Macintosh was released in January 24, 1984, 1241984 1+2+4+1+9+8+4 is 29 is a prime number. 3 is also a Prime number,


Therefore, 1+1 is Halflife 3 confirmed. 
#DeleteTheWeak
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2015-08-24 08:47:51 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

What happened to your profile pic???


Everybody was complaining about how ugly I was, so I got a makeover

AM I BEAUTIFUL NOW!?!?!?!?!

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#34 - 2015-08-24 09:00:58 UTC
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

What happened to your profile pic???


Everybody was complaining about how ugly I was, so I got a makeover

AM I BEAUTIFUL NOW!?!?!?!?!

I liked you before though. Don't let others affect your self esteem. You are entitled to look anyway that pleases you

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#35 - 2015-08-24 09:30:42 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

What happened to your profile pic???


Everybody was complaining about how ugly I was, so I got a makeover

AM I BEAUTIFUL NOW!?!?!?!?!

I liked you before though. Don't let others affect your self esteem. You are entitled to look anyway that pleases you

I liked it also, it was creepy and spooky and rather pleasantly unsettling .

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#36 - 2015-08-24 12:18:11 UTC
*reads OP's first post*

This sounds like a case for Ripard Teg, Space Detective!

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#37 - 2015-08-24 13:54:28 UTC
1+1=3 for exceedingly amorous and fertile values of 1. Other values possible depending on genetic recombination factors.


On a more mathematical note, I knew a guy in college who did his master's thesis proving that 1+1=3 in certain cases. In the cases he chose, he took two different infinite series, each of which summed to 1, and added them. The resulting series summed to 3. Straight trippy.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#38 - 2015-08-24 15:40:21 UTC
I love this board. I don't need to log into Physical Review Letters to get my daily dose of mathematics and mathematics based humor.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#39 - 2015-08-24 16:51:52 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
1+1=3 for exceedingly amorous and fertile values of 1. Other values possible depending on genetic recombination factors.


On a more mathematical note, I knew a guy in college who did his master's thesis proving that 1+1=3 in certain cases. In the cases he chose, he took two different infinite series, each of which summed to 1, and added them. The resulting series summed to 3. Straight trippy.


That's really awesome and really funny.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2015-08-24 17:11:51 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
1+1


1 is the first positive number, Washington was the first president, Washington had wooden teeth, Wood is a part of tree's. Apple's grown on trees. Apple is a Computer Company, The Macintosh was released in January 24, 1984, 1241984 1+2+4+1+9+8+4 is 29 is a prime number. 3 is also a Prime number,


Therefore, 1+1 is Halflife 3 confirmed.


Get your maths straight. Everybody know this is impossible.
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