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Crime and Punishment Guidelines, Etiquette and In-Jokes

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#1 - 2015-05-27 03:54:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
Just a quick thread after being asked a few times where our 'Laws' come from and why many people will troll somebody for no apparent reason. This is the code by which many of the C&P dwellers post by and following it will get much more positive feedback and responses from us 'trolls'

The 'Guidelines' AKA C&P Law 1-3 (these are in no way forum rules)
1. Post with your main
It's pretty straight forward forum ALT's will be trolled or ignored. Quoting experience you do not have will be trolled etc

2. Don't accuse without evidence
Bob will we troll for this. If you wish to make an accusation about another player on our fine forum please make it entertaining and provide evidence of your accusation in a timely manner. We will always take the side of the accused to the point of wardeccing and/or evicting if possible should the evidence be insufficient. We like a good story though so if it's funny enough we may ignore this one Pirate

3. Every Evil Deed, false accusation and forum ALT is the work of Nitshe
Read In-Jokes for more details



Etiquette
Pose questions as questions and not complaints or off handed insults. The people of these forums are some of the most knowledgeable in the fields of nefarious deeds both how to commit and avoid them. Complaints and insults for no reason will have these players targeting you Blink.

It's ok to disagree with somebody here. Hell we thrive on conflict. If it ever gets to the point of you wanting to shoot them over it in a fun way call a Thunderdome and let your skills and ship choices settle it. Turning down a Thunderdome will result in you forever being shamed and loss of all standing within these forums. Losing will gain as much respect as winning just with fun penalties imposed Blink

If you have experience utilizing an ALT and wish to quote it it's as simple as saying I did this on my ALT (insert name). If you wish the ALT to remain anonymous so must your associated experience or else trolling will ensue.



In-Jokes
This section will likely need adding to Lol
Nitshe is blamed for everything bad. This is mostly because of this thread. Ok entirely because of this thread. Then It just seemed right to blame him for all nefarious deeds since. If somebody else did it they are simply a Nitshe ALT.

Leto owes Serendipity a thanny (or a tranny?). This is spread over so many posts I couldn't track down the original but suffice it to say when they get together thanny's and trannys pop up everywhere.

Feel free to add your own Big smile

CoolCool

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-05-27 04:12:00 UTC
This needs a sticky.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Demerius Xenocratus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-05-27 06:29:10 UTC
Excuse me but I have to ask, what the devil is a Nitsche?
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4 - 2015-05-27 06:32:12 UTC
Demerius Xenocratus wrote:
Excuse me but I have to ask, what the devil is a Nitsche?

Read the link Straight

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#5 - 2015-05-27 07:06:42 UTC
Seconded on the sticky thing.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

admiral root
Red Galaxy
#6 - 2015-05-27 09:09:09 UTC
I think I speak for all of my alts when I say we want magic glue for this thread.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff

Mag's
Azn Empire
#7 - 2015-05-27 10:05:26 UTC
Good thread. It explains some, but it's hard to explain all in regards to C&P. Lol

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.

Vek Hareka
Fist Bumps All Around
#8 - 2015-05-27 10:51:28 UTC
I remember Nitshe. I knew'im well.

(... No I didn't).

Plusone-ing for sticky. This is actually useful info.

Here comes a time, ganker,

When blingfits cease to sparkle,

When hermophite looses its luster,

When the station hangar becomes a prison

And all that is left is a capsuleer's love for his fedo.

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#9 - 2015-05-27 11:17:31 UTC
This thread should be deleted once Leto forks over the thanatos carrier he owes me.
CCP Logibro
C C P
C C P Alliance
#10 - 2015-05-28 15:36:48 UTC
Just a reminder that the actual forum rules live here.

CCP Logibro // EVE Universe Community Team // Distributor of Nanites // Patron Saint of Logistics

@CCP_Logibro

Paranoid Loyd
#11 - 2015-05-28 15:42:01 UTC
Shocked Reason prevails, there is still hope. \o/

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#12 - 2015-05-28 15:42:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
CCP Logibro wrote:
Just a reminder that the actual forum rules live here.


Is This Nitsche?
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#13 - 2015-05-28 17:55:31 UTC
We are back. Now with new and improved wording

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#14 - 2015-05-28 18:07:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
Long live the Court of Crime and Punishment!


For the accusers, please remember, it is not hard to screen capture in game. if someone has the time to actually see something happening, they have the time to snag quite a few pics of it happening. Saying '[player] saw it happening' doesn't mean ****. Your 'good word' doesnt mean ****. Non-editted pics, or it didn't happen. Redacting anything in the pics counts as editting, and the evidence will be tossed out. Proof is your friend, proofless threads will be your worst enemy.

Logs clearly showing the time and date and the incident in question may help. Time/dated/location screen shots of assets will help. A soundcloud recording of the supposed 'bragging in TS' will help (with screenshots of the TS window to prove that the other party is indeed in there!). You are about to stain someone's honorable space name, so do so the right way, with proof. Help us help you.

In the absence of proof, a more plausible story will be made, probably by me, based off the facts that I am able to find based on literally 30 seconds of searching. These stories almost never portray the accuser in a good light, and more often than not, show the accuser as the guilty party of the crime, as I find is usually the case in proofless 'XXXXXXX is a corp thief' threads.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2015-05-28 18:12:45 UTC
CCP Logibro wrote:
Just a reminder that the actual forum rules live here.


These aren't forum rules, these are rules to live by on C&P, we don't expect them to be enforced by anyone but ourselves. :)

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#16 - 2015-05-28 18:17:41 UTC
^^ this

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#17 - 2015-05-28 18:31:38 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
CCP Logibro wrote:
Just a reminder that the actual forum rules live here.


These aren't forum rules, these are rules to live by on C&P, we don't expect them to be enforced by anyone but ourselves. :)


Pretty much this. Emergent forum gameplay.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#18 - 2015-05-28 19:04:54 UTC
+1 to Logibro. And +1 to OP. Couldn't do it earlier because of locked Lol.

Remove standings and insurance.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#19 - 2015-05-28 19:15:15 UTC
CCP Logibro wrote:
Just a reminder that the actual forum rules live here.

Thanks CCP Logibro for working with me on this thread. Appreciate it mate

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-05-28 19:24:27 UTC
Logibro best bro.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

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