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Just came back, and something is missing??

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Joe Risalo
State War Academy
Caldari State
#21 - 2015-05-22 23:38:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Joe Risalo
Cyborg Girl86 wrote:
Joe Risalo wrote:
Cyborg Girl86 wrote:
Maybe one of you is a rejected/imperfect clone of the other who the scientists at the cloning lab decided to let live because they felt bad about having to euthanize him.

Just a theory. Either that or Caldari women simply don't know how to keep their legs closed.



If it is the case of clones, I would think that since I'm older, I'm the original...

Plus

(whispering) 'the other guy looks a little handicapped."


That last line had me rofling Lol

I can picture it now...

SCIENTIST #1: "Hey Arcturi this clone seem a little...off...to you?"
SCIENTIST #2: "Yeaahhh...now that you mention it he does look a little different from the original."
SCIENTIST #1: "I don't get it! I mean I checked all the parameters in the cloning bay myself before his brain-scan."
SCIENTIST #3: "Uhhhh guys, why is there a a tipped over can of Quafe on that console over there?"
SCIENTIST #1: "OH **** OH GOD OH...*runs off towards a console now shooting sparks and giving off alarms*
SCIENTIST #2: *facepalms*
SCIENTIST #3: "Aww do we have to send this clone to the incinerator? He looks so peaceful."
SCIENTIST #2: "No, but ONLY if you keep this a secret from that capsuleer Joe Risalo."



This totally explains the time I lost SP.... I could have sworn I had an updated clone....
I guess he wasn't "up to date", if you catch my drift.



Edit...

I guess this kind of gives it away when I was talking to the scientists.
Sitting there having a conversation about what happened to my clone, when Unsuccessful walked in and shouted, "HEY YOU GUYS!!!"

He really got upset when I mentioned the scientists had "dropped the ball" on this one..

Unsuccessful - "Drop!!! Fall down!!! Ahhh!!!"
Jenshae Chiroptera
#22 - 2015-05-23 01:05:10 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Soon™.
This thread was now about how Joe and I share DNA. Get back on topic or else im reporting you.
Pity values aren't shown. Twins would be funny.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Proteon
Laser Flair Removal
#23 - 2015-05-23 04:06:19 UTC
I seem to be missing a Blood Raiders faction Prophecy
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