Crime & Punishment

Thank you for your testimonial, SIR.

Now, allow me to cross examine --

First, how can it be said that the accused "stole" the ships if he simply removed them from the SMA and flew them away? As no stranger to WH life, I can attest that the proper way to store ships is to use the SAA, and then transfer to the SMA when you intend to use them. This prevents any possibility of someone taking something that isnt theirs, provided you have set the roles up correctly.

So, in closing my first question, is it not true that the accused was ALLOWED access to these ships? Can it not be said that you cannot STEAL something you have ownership of already?? Is it not YOUR fault that the hanger roles were not correctly set up?????!?!?!!111!!ONE!!!

Now for the second question, you state that the accused "left corp and then logged off" right before you were able to lock down the SMA access. How can that be? You cannot quit corp or be kicked while in space.

Lastly, if the witness indeed saw this fine capsuleer take the assets, why was nothing DONE to prevent it?? Why not warp a baby dictor to the exit hole? WHY NOT ROLL THE HOLE so he cant get out???

Ladies, gents, I move that this is an elaborate plot to shift blame, and that OP and his "witness" are the actual thieves. The evidence is clear.

Thank you for your time.

It's a good story. It's really not as good a story as UAE's tho and tbh it is still 100% proofless. Where is the FRAPS footage? Why are there no contracts? Who is the second member of this would be conspiracy to rip you off of a small handful of ships?

Now for my story. I co ran a wormhole corp for roughly 9 months. To limit Corp thefts we had a communal POS that had strict limits on quantities of ships it could have and after that 6 man members POS's. Before this setup we had one POS with 2 SMA's. 1 that was limited and 1 that wasn't. After losing our doctrine DOMI fleet to theft (we didn't get fraps but we did get eyes on as you claim to have done so) we decided we didn't have enough proof to convince another corp that we had been wronged so we took space justice into our own hands and several months later he lost a 5bil isk incursion vindi and a 3bil isk pod for the 1.8bil isk stolen.

We altered our setups to the members/communal pos. Another corp theft took place 3-4 months later this time from somebody I had recruited. I was devastated and took it personally upon myself to organize a corp 100% tax site running fleet where we all chipped in to replace the meager 3bil that was stolen. This time I had all the proof I needed and instead of tipping my hand simply waited until he joined another wormhole corp and contacted the CEO. I provided my proof and we got him stripped of about 1bil worth of a prot and he now has a lovely medal for Corp Theft that will stick with him for all time. Oh did I mention that my vengeance didn't stop there. Turns out his main was a recruiter for a prominent wormhole corp. To date we have siphoned off roughly 7bil worth of his personal ships that he still has no idea where they have wound up.

That is how you deal with these things. Posting proofless threads makes you a victim and a target. Hell this is the forum where half the locals are the guys are alleviating unused space assets from unwary Corps and they all now know you won't even catch them in the act assuming this isn't some elaborate recruitment scam.

On a side note I did notice a incursion fit rokh in the defendants assets list hint hint. Post here if you ever get your vengeance but otherwise don't be surprised if you see our fleet first demanding justice for the time we wasted in the form of blood.

I rule the OP is guilty of all charges and is fined all Legal Fees and is further more fined to the tune of 2bil ISK to be sent to either Leto or Myself. Case Closed.

Imediately would be soon enough I feel. If we are unsatisfied as of when I am next able to enter the actual game (probably tomorrow) I will see to it that you are able to carry out your enforcement in High-Sec as well as and deep dark hole they crawl out of.

Not to mention that his character and principles have been tarnished, destroyed, slanderised and dragged through space dust.

A thing a man works so hard to built up which cannot be easily repaired.

Might a suggest a counter suit for libel.

HERE HERE!

Reading this statement brings something to my attention. Recent traces of Scrotumite are being detected near Cade Kenobi's temporary quarters. Evidence of this can be seen in the 2 likes he has received without providing still yet a single iota of evidence against Em Lock. Where the others are from will take further investigation.

Requesting a full shakedown with proper decontamination measures are advised Your Honor. With further permission i will call Scrotumate, Crew 840/2 with the new Scrotumite sniffing Fedo's as a precautionary measure. I will advise further contact with the accuser be very limited.

Permission to approach the bench you're honour!

I'm glad I wasn't called in as Mr. Kenobi's lawyer for this trial. The amount of proof does not leave much to work with. Of course Judge Noragen Neirfallas, I am available as counsel as usual.

Mr Kenobi, I do recommend attempting to settle this outside of court, the current proceedings do not look to be in your favor.

#EmLockmatters

No but seriously are we going to do a wormhole eviction? If so I'll locate their hole and seed it. Should take no more then a week to find it as its got a high-sec static