Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Duct Tape Mechanics is NZ/AUS TZ based and is an English speaking corporation (mostly because we find it hard to understand anything else.) Our leadership consists of some of the biggest whack jobs in EVE. We’re in it to make the player and the corporation ISK. Also we're looking to do midget and amateur p o r n on the side. As of this moment we are primarily operating in Minmatar and Gallente High Security space.

We are more like a family (who totally believes in making out with each other) in that we help one another with time, resources and knowledge. We are very open and transparent (i.e. most of the time we don't wear pants) with our corporation endeavors and like to hear new ideas. If you are a new player in EVE we are going to do everything we can to help you out. Also, we might shoot you for giggles but bear with us, we'll buy you a new ship.

We are looking for people that are interested in becoming a part of the corporation while we're still growing which means you get in on the ground floor and get to be a part of the decision making process as we grow. You also get to pick the midgets for the p o r n. We don't have aspirations to shake down the walls of the EVE cluster but who knows? One day people may actually be attracted to the fact that we typically walk around naked. Additionally we are part of the NZAU Alliance, a new and growing alliance with a primary group of players in the NZ/AU time zone. If you play in this TZ then you never have to worry about not having someone online to do something. We're always running missions, Incursions, hopping into WH space and yes, mining.



Well, that’s easy. Mostly it's about the drugs but we do other things too. Primarily our focus is in PvE and Mining/Industrial pursuits. However, with our recruitment drive we’re looking to branch out into other areas such as:

Incursions (because who doesn't like the monies?)
Planetary Interaction (because you need interaction otherwise you're not well rounded)
Worm Hole/ Exploration (because who doesn't like exploring weird, foreign holes where danger lurks?)
Skirmish / Small gang PvP (Because blowing $hit up is cool)




Of course you want to know. Otherwise what is the point of joining any corporation? Well here’s a list of the things we can provide you that don't involve midgets and/or intercourse in any way:

Player Support Program: DTM will help you with skill books, ships, modules and all the training that you may need to use them appropriately. We're not looking for people that are constantly struggling. We're going to help you if you help us. FULL DISCLOSURE: This might involve a small amount of intercourse but we'll be gentle.

Full support for whatever interest you have in EVE. We have Orca bonuses for miners, POS operations for manufacture and research and Level 4 Agents to bring up standing.

A corporation ship insurance program that will cover the cost gap between regular insurance and actual cost of ship if you lose it in a PvP circumstance. Except for those really expensive ships. You should have more sense than to fly your faction fitted mission ship into a war.

A corporation mindset that is based on the players needs and schedules. We're all here to have fun (with midgets.)

ZERO compulsory corp ops! Except when we're filming the orgy sequences!

And that is only the beginning. As we grow and develop you can expect many new benefits of being in our corporation.

What are we looking for?

Mature players looking to build a longstanding, profitable team. Maturity optional.
New or Experienced players looking for somewhere to call home.
Strict anti-piracy/anti-griefing PvP policies. Unless it's called for then we're totally for it.
Limited API required. You're going to have a probation period while we get to know you as well. You won't have immediate access to our corp hangars. Sorry but that's the way it is. If that's something you want don't bother please.
Primarily a NZ/AUS TZ base but any and all time zones are welcome.

If interested please contact us in the Duct Tape Mechanics public chat channel (just type in Duct Tape Mechanics). You can also contact Angus Thermopollye (Hey! That's Me!), Galteia or Rohnika Khan. There's probably someone else you can contact too but I'm drunk and can't remember who.

The new Incarna patch is being deployed so I am trolling the forum. We're still looking for new peeps to join the corp. I'll give you a lollipop if you join. You cover shipping though.

On the lookout for some fresh blood still. If you're a new player we will definitely help you out however we can. Also, the doctor confirms I do not have ass cancer.

Still looking for new members peeps. We'd love to have you in some of the ops. Give us a chat in our channel.

Now a member of the NZAU, an all New Zealand/Austrailian alliance. Come and join us and our friends in the alliance. We'll kill something together and maybe get some fried chicken.

Today's lesson: Do not make Gorillas at the zoo angry when they are in open areas with nothing between you and them. They have extremely accurate aim when flinging their own poo at you. Also, we're still recruiting.

Limited time offer: If you join today I will send you an aborigine. Still recruiting.

You should totally join Duct Tape Mechanics because I'm quickly running out of one-liners with which to update this thread. Alternatively, you could send me a bucket of fried chicken.

It's been a bit since we had a bump. I will deep fry you an orangutan if you join today.

Still looking for fabulously sexy people. Barring that we will accept pod pilots. Apply today and receive a free toaster!