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The Damsel Mark II, A mission suggestion
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Castimirr
Imperial Dreams
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#1 - 2015-05-16 02:56:15 UTC
The Damsel in Distress has become a running joke within our corp, and judging by some comments in various chats and last year's Christmas gifts we are not the only one.

Our theory is Kruul isn't kidnapping her. She is stalking him. She keeps running away and finding him. Her parents freak out and hire a capsuleer to go rescue her.

My proposal is a mission where you are hired by him to stop her from getting to him "so my place doesn't get blown up by you people AGAIN!"

I don't really care if the resolution is killing her, or just bringing her back to the agent so she can be returned home to get help. I just think it would be a fun twist on the classic.

Amarr Victor!

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elitatwo
Zansha Expansion
#2 - 2015-05-16 08:28:17 UTC
That girl cannot be helped anymore. The countless times she broke up with Zor and got back together with him is just unhealthy. No wonder he doesn't want her to leave again.

Eve Minions is recruiting.

This is the law of ship progression!

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Ssoraszh Tzarszh
Mellivora Nulla Irrumabo
#3 - 2015-05-16 09:13:58 UTC
The Damsel in Distress mission has become a joke to all of Eve, there is even an item in the game called "The Damsel's Drunk Bodyguard" to celebrate that fact.

But a save Kruul from a stalker mission would be funny in itself i guess. But that mission would have to be in the Angel mission pool i guess so you would have to travel to Curse to run it ;-)
joecuster
Anime Masters
#4 - 2015-05-16 18:47:57 UTC
0/10
Minty Aroma
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2015-05-16 19:02:11 UTC
Sounds like a quality mission!