Crime & Punishment

Im ashamed to admit it, but a stranger in a video game actually managed to make me cry!

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OK when I saw this on reddit I thought it was legit. Now I see you are the scammer. Good luck.

As far as doing something about him goes you can learn from this. Then harbour that grudge. Let it focus you and plot and plan your revenge. If you're trying to illicit sympathy you're in the wrong neighborhood

According to http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/362m7s/my_very_first_contact_with_another_person_in_eve you've already received at least several million ISK. This thread should've been the follow up, 'look how much I made from this post on Reddit', not more begging .

Hello,
My name is Daerrol and like many of you, I play to EVE. Recently I lost a fancy ship, but provided content to many pilots. That is my goal, to give back to those who are most in need. Each day nullbears live in their systems without a single kill or loss to decorate their boards. Terrified of the unknown, they stick to their territories and yurts, unwilling to engage the frightenting outside world. They are hungry, hungry for kills but so used to cash farming NPC that they don't understand this form of feasting is only temporary and ultimately unfullfilling. Here at United Way, we Feed the Need by supplying juicy Cruisers to those needy depraved souls.

Other instances of content take place that are enjoyed by all parties involved. We fight. We laugh. We cry. Above all, we are sportsmen. I have been told it does not take a big man to knock somebody down. However, it takes a bigger man to lift him off the ground. That is what I do. I bring you uplifting, feel good content. I will fight you, and your friends in a micro gang. I will engage your fleet and I will press F1 on a gate. This is my gift to you.

I bring content for you to engage however you feel. Do you like Pokemon? Pin me down in a bubble with rapier and Falcons. Force me to eject and 'collect them all!" Are you sadistic? Brutally fight my ships in whatever depraved and vapid way you see fit. Are you creative pascifist? Run around the solar system barraging me with Fireworks while I attempt to rip your throat out!

As you can see there, I am a generous person. But this generousity does not come free for me. I am not a rich man, though what little I have I give back to you, "The Community". Every ISK you send me puts me one step closer to a new ship. Weather you send me a hundred-thousand or a hundred-million ISK, be sure I will turn your cash into spaceships are excellent prices and deliver them to the deepest, most content deprived regions of Null Sec.

Please, give a little bit today! Send your ISK to Daerrol with reason "United Way Feed the Need"

1/10 simply because you've tried too hard and it shows.

All this effort to scam a newbro out of about 90 million ISK or so?






Well, OP, looks like you made a new friend.

Come talk to me ingame and I'll see about showing you how to blow up his shiny boats whether he likes it or not....

You might want to learn how to not suck at your current endeavors (highsec operations permit is what you are calling them these days huh?) before you come on the forums and offer to give anyone guidance and advice. Just sayin.

You could thank him for teaching you about EVE.
Then mow the neighbors yard for 20 bucks, buy a plex, and never mine again.

Ok sweetheart lets do it. I've never made any claims on these forums stating that I'm any good at this game or that I'm even average at it and if you can find something in my posting history thats contrary to that well then I think you're quite the magician.

Ive had a few exchanges with this other fellow that I quoted earlier that didnt involve you or anybody else for that matter, but maybe random shiptoasts are your thing. I'm kind of getting that feeling that the next intelligent thing you post will be the first.

This sounds like it could be a bit of fun for the C&P regulars.Lets see if you can put your money where your mouth is and "grief me into quittin"