Crime & Punishment

Are you autistic? Like for real autistic?

If a normal person reads this thread, im fairly certain they can see that nobody is mad. I simply tried to arrange a duel between us because you called me out, believing some fantasy about how your wardec made me stop trolling your thread. However, I can see someone of your limited intellect (speaking in pound signs, unable to grasp simple concepts or understand cause-effect) confusing things easily.

Allow me to put it in a language you can understand:

#youarentrelavent

poundsignyoufailateve

#comeatmebrah

I hope that clears things up. If not, let me know, and ill throw in some more pound signs and maybe add some "lol"s and "FTW BRAH"s in random spots to assist you throughout your difficult time understanding this post. Its ok, we are here to help.


Now, for those of us who KNOW how to read and communicate, ill translate the above....

Sir Holey,

I regret to inform you that your ongoing wardec matters zero to the grand alliance of Black legion. We lose billions of ISK per night just because content, and the fact that you have randomly caught a scanning frig, a ceptor, and 3 pods does not mean you are a skilled player, as this thread would have the casual forum reader believe. I have offered you a chance to prove your prowess, but you declined, stating that I am just a troll. (I didnt know that forum alts had active killboards). In the event you wish to rethink your pansification, I shall be available at your leisure.

There we go.

(Man I hope he understood that one. I really dont think I included enough random gibberish or #'s. I guess we will see.)

It is realistic. It's simple statistics, really. Ask anyone who has taken a class on statistics what the odds of a win are if you have 11000 wins and 200 losses. Then, analyze the risk acceptance of risk as you would in another game (poker, blackjack, etc...)

I can tell from your killboard that you aren't going to try something risky because you haven't tried risky things. If you had, you would have a different KB profile.

Maybe you are just so skilled that nobody can kill you... But I think the more probable scenario is that you manage risk very tightly... And avoid it.

As for hiring you as a MERC, I honestly think you are a good hire and I would recommend you to the NULL clowns on the basis that I think you could deny hubs. I think hub denial is where all the merc money is anyways.

I thought you were probably cool when you started posting. I always had conflict following rules in alliances. I gave you some **** and your initial responses were cool. However, now I'm writing you off as a pompous ass. It's not about your playstyle, but I think I just don't like you.

I do still like your face piercings. They're still cool.

are you just camping highsec hubs or have you actually been down to camp the staging system? hub camping doesnt bother nullsec alliances it only enlarges the ego of the hub campers who think they are making an impact, really you are just a minor inconvenience similar to a pigeon pooping on a car

silly null sec bears

I respond to trolls with war decs. If you'll refer to earlier posts by noragen, he practically begged me to do so. A mutual dec you say? I have no knowledge of that, however, saving isk is nifty.
As for the dec fee, your numbers are dwindling and this saves me isk.
As for backing myself into a corner, I like it that way.
Have a great day fybs.

Chugachuga chugachuga chooooo...

The autism train chugs on!

Next stop, prescription pill junction!

Trolololololol

absolutely. 10/10 would reccomend

We don't need a disagreement to do that!

We are robot jox... I mean immortal space gods!

I do things in the name of content. Holey still plays eve like ships aren't just ammo.

KK once my war is over how does t1 cruisers sound? I'm a bit poor atm but i can discuss something shiner if you want .

If I win you change your BIO line to 'Are you in love with My Little Ponies? I'm in love with MLP. Join Origin and we can discuss MLP together.' for 1 month

I await your conditions