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Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#81 - 2015-05-13 12:26:13 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
We are winning that war by a large margin. Leto hasn't trolled on this thread since we started our campaign against him and his newbrosTwisted


I want to see the chicken.

No chicken, no 50 mil.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#82 - 2015-05-13 12:32:26 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
No target too big or too small. Hire Renegade Armada today! And as a special introductory service we will take all contracts at cost. Eve mail me today.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#83 - 2015-05-13 15:42:40 UTC
Evil
HoleySheet1 wrote:
We are winning that war by a large margin. Leto hasn't trolled on this thread since we started our campaign against him and his newbrosTwisted


Oh please. I haven't trolled because it got stale. Your wardec catches idiots off guard (who shouldnt be in highsec anyhow) but does absolutely nothing to BL. We lost 9 billion just last night and that was a WIN. A few hundred mil to a scared wannabe is laughable.

Highsec chest beating best beating.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#84 - 2015-05-13 17:25:43 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec. Twisted

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#85 - 2015-05-13 18:11:49 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Cry some moar pweez. Any other trolls that belong to large organizations should come to this thread for a free dec. Twisted


Call out:

Your definition of crying is a bit out there. You are only capable of killing carebears, ever. When I look at your killboard, I see nothing but risk averse stat padding. If by some miracle anyone from BL decided to come fight you, you would dock up and hide, because you are risk averse.

So you bait out in your thread, oh come at me, ye alliances of large numbers, because you know you aren't relevant enough for anyone to care enough about to come snuff out your wardec.

On the subject of your "victory by large margin"... How much did you spend on the dec? Because you're gonna need to factor that in to your efficacy rating.

Yeah, your good at catching bads or AFKers or docking ring camping. That doesn't mean you are good.

But that doesn't settle anything now does it.

Holeysheet1, in the name of content and the almighty Bob, I challenge you to a C&P thunderdome match. I await your response.


Director. Its a fantastic role. Lead farmers FTW.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#86 - 2015-05-13 18:47:41 UTC
#umadbro? It seems like that long response tells a story....I'll continue to rub out whoever stands in our way. You're living in the past brah.Lol

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#87 - 2015-05-13 21:59:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
Sounds like holey is scared. OK here we go I am part of a much larger alliance and I'm here to say DEC me. You avoided leto's offer of a fight with a deflection let's see you give a solid answer to my challenge in the form of a wardec. I await your cowardly deflection

PS accepting and losing a thunderdome would have earnt respect and put an end to the trolling here. Well lessened it anyways.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#88 - 2015-05-13 23:32:47 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
#umadbro? It seems like that long response tells a story....I'll continue to rub out whoever stands in our way. You're living in the past brah.Lol

How can I get one of those rubs you are giving out.

That sounds nice. Never had a rub from someone with so many face piercings.

Did you ever decide if you want to recruit me?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#89 - 2015-05-13 23:48:50 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Sounds like holey is scared. OK here we go I am part of a much larger alliance and I'm here to say DEC me. You avoided leto's offer of a fight with a deflection let's see you give a solid answer to my challenge in the form of a wardec. I await your cowardly deflection

PS accepting and losing a thunderdome would have earnt respect and put an end to the trolling here. Well lessened it anyways.


hey Tora, tell your helper monkey to shudup LolLol...AND CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#90 - 2015-05-14 01:09:26 UTC
This is what happens when keepin it real goes wrong.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#91 - 2015-05-14 01:12:20 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
This is what happens when keepin it real goes wrong.

Yes but for who? Twisted

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#92 - 2015-05-14 01:44:10 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
..AND CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


Fantastic.

In going forth with the rules set forth by the current C&P thunderdome champion, Sir Bronson Hughes, the following rules are enforced:

1) The duel will take place in Amaar Lowsec. Because standings. Exact location to be agreed on before duel, but only between the combatants.
2) No outside interference from any kind. Any assistance received from any source invalidates the duel. In the event of an outside party entering the ring, both combatants are expected to focus fire on the new arrival.
3) Ships will not leave grid until the match is over. Exit of grid results in a forfeit.
4) Cruiser class ships have proven to provide excellent platforms for events so far. Tech 1, Tech 2, and faction are acceptable. No T3's. (Truthfully if you have an issue with this, im open to discussion on it, but w/e)

If I win:

You change your forum signature to say "I am a risk averse carebear" for a period of one month, and award Tengu Grib director roles in your current corp for a period of one week, should he be accepting of such responsibility.


Please state your victory conditions, Mr. Sheet1.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#93 - 2015-05-14 02:20:07 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
..AND CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


Fantastic.

In going forth with the rules set forth by the current C&P thunderdome champion, Sir Bronson Hughes, the following rules are enforced:

1) The duel will take place in Amaar Lowsec. Because standings. Exact location to be agreed on before duel, but only between the combatants.
2) No outside interference from any kind. Any assistance received from any source invalidates the duel. In the event of an outside party entering the ring, both combatants are expected to focus fire on the new arrival.
3) Ships will not leave grid until the match is over. Exit of grid results in a forfeit.
4) Cruiser class ships have proven to provide excellent platforms for events so far. Tech 1, Tech 2, and faction are acceptable. No T3's. (Truthfully if you have an issue with this, im open to discussion on it, but w/e)

If I win:

You change your forum signature to say "I am a risk averse carebear" for a period of one month, and award Tengu Grib director roles in your current corp for a period of one week, should he be accepting of such responsibility.


Please state your victory conditions, Mr. Sheet1.


I can verify that Tengu Grib is an excellent director. It would be worth losing to get him on your leadership team. I would also recommend Noragen if you are filling multiple positions. He has impeccable credentials as a DOO.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#94 - 2015-05-14 03:55:51 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
..AND CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


Fantastic.

In going forth with the rules set forth by the current C&P thunderdome champion, Sir Bronson Hughes, the following rules are enforced:

1) The duel will take place in Amaar Lowsec. Because standings. Exact location to be agreed on before duel, but only between the combatants.
2) No outside interference from any kind. Any assistance received from any source invalidates the duel. In the event of an outside party entering the ring, both combatants are expected to focus fire on the new arrival.
3) Ships will not leave grid until the match is over. Exit of grid results in a forfeit.
4) Cruiser class ships have proven to provide excellent platforms for events so far. Tech 1, Tech 2, and faction are acceptable. No T3's. (Truthfully if you have an issue with this, im open to discussion on it, but w/e)

If I win:

You change your forum signature to say "I am a risk averse carebear" for a period of one month, and award Tengu Grib director roles in your current corp for a period of one week, should he be accepting of such responsibility.


Please state your victory conditions, Mr. Sheet1.

God I'm so horny right now. Likely due to this as well as dunking energy alliance in rens trying to play silly station games but meh. Let the games begin Big smile

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#95 - 2015-05-14 10:57:26 UTC
Uh...I was talking about war deccing mermaids leto Thule. Winning the war against black legion by more today. They really are terribad. I disagree to all your conditions, you are only a forum troll. Maybe I'll look up your combat record.....who the heck is tengu grib?

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#96 - 2015-05-14 11:12:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Uh...I was talking about war deccing mermaids leto Thule. Winning the war against black legion by more today. They really are terribad. I disagree to all your conditions, you are only a forum troll. Maybe I'll look up your combat record.....who the heck is tengu grib?


You should know that refusing a C&P thunderdome match is considered extremely cowardly. Also keep in mind this is in your merc thread. Refuse the challenge and everyone will know you cant fight anyone but bears.


And as for your wardec, again, it doesnt matter. BL has no poors. You have killed a bunch of scanning crap and some pods in an instalocker. Thats not skill, man.

I provided the challenge in good nature so that we can all have a bit of fun with it. But im "just a forum troll" (in a teir 1 alliance, odd..). So yes, look up my kill history. I fight things that shoot back.

Let it be known that Holeysheet1 is such a fantastic "PVPer" that he cannot face a challenger in the time-honored thunderdome tradition.

You are fail, WE award you no points, and may Bob have mercy on your soul. Cry

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#97 - 2015-05-14 11:26:27 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Uh...I was talking about war deccing mermaids leto Thule. Winning the war against black legion by more today. They really are terribad. I disagree to all your conditions, you are only a forum troll. Maybe I'll look up your combat record.....who the heck is tengu grib?


Holey your not really going to war dec me are you? Cry

Holey thread = best thread

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#98 - 2015-05-14 11:43:20 UTC
Noragen made me do it. It only cost 99 mill to dec marmite....are you guys "failscading"? I got a black legion troll mad because we are creaming them. Loltho Thule is a bad troll.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#99 - 2015-05-14 12:10:55 UTC
I'll drop character for a second and attempt to add value.

First, I think Leto is an excellent troll... and a good player too. I've played in low sec with him and he knows what he's doing.

Low sec tactics are a bit different and you know that. You also know a low sec "Thunderdome" scenario doesn't favor you with the odds you customarily get. Personally, I don't blame you for not taking it.

Once you've got those killboard stats, they're yours to lose. The sad thing is this:
1) killboard stats reflect chances taken. Someone who's losing ships is still playing on the forward edge of of his skill. The better the stats, he harder it is to accept unfavorable or even fair odds.
2) the easiest way I see to get your kind of KB stats is to hub hump Jita in a sebo alphashooter. I've done it and seen the fantastic killboards you can produce that way. I don't even look down on that style of gameplay. It's relaxing and fun while "shooting the ****" on TS.

As for your bad ass self-image, "star of marmite" nickname, and "legendary" killboard... You should know exactly why you are being trolled and I bet you don't blame us... You wouldn't be this far into eve of you didn't appreciate a good troll. Posting that kind of self image on C&P has only one outcome.

The corp I was running when I was a CEO in the orphanage ran a KB similar to yours, we shut if down at 1100 kills and 50 losses. Light Adama is what it was called. Most of it was from one guy who loved hub humping in an alpha boat. He was a very skilled player in several styles of play, but he enjoyed skeet shooting. Good for him.

I don't doubt your skill, but I think you're crossing the bridge between trolling and just acting a pompous ass. Looking at everything I can see, I don't see any evidence that your skill level is substantially higher than the norm for this board.

I look forward to you correcting me.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#100 - 2015-05-14 12:19:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Noragen made me do it. It only cost 99 mill to dec marmite....are you guys "failscading"? I got a black legion troll mad because we are creaming them. Loltho Thule is a bad troll.


Are you autistic? Like for real autistic?

If a normal person reads this thread, im fairly certain they can see that nobody is mad. I simply tried to arrange a duel between us because you called me out, believing some fantasy about how your wardec made me stop trolling your thread. However, I can see someone of your limited intellect (speaking in pound signs, unable to grasp simple concepts or understand cause-effect) confusing things easily.

Allow me to put it in a language you can understand:

#youarentrelavent

poundsignyoufailateve

#comeatmebrah

I hope that clears things up. If not, let me know, and ill throw in some more pound signs and maybe add some "lol"s and "FTW BRAH"s in random spots to assist you throughout your difficult time understanding this post. Its ok, we are here to help.


Now, for those of us who KNOW how to read and communicate, ill translate the above....

Sir Holey,

I regret to inform you that your ongoing wardec matters zero to the grand alliance of Black legion. We lose billions of ISK per night just because content, and the fact that you have randomly caught a scanning frig, a ceptor, and 3 pods does not mean you are a skilled player, as this thread would have the casual forum reader believe. I have offered you a chance to prove your prowess, but you declined, stating that I am just a troll. (I didnt know that forum alts had active killboards). In the event you wish to rethink your pansification, I shall be available at your leisure.

There we go.

(Man I hope he understood that one. I really dont think I included enough random gibberish or #'s. I guess we will see.)

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment