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[Fans of SCP] Open Request for Occult Researchers

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Konnor Al'Azif
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-05-12 19:30:37 UTC
Researcher,
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Konnor Al'Azif and I am the lead researcher for the Occult Anomalies Division, an offshoot of Corvus Mercantile Network. I have been tasked with collecting scientific data concerning items, locations, and entities that defy common occurrence. These can range from what is commonly regarded as "supernatural" beings, so called "haunted" locals, or even "cursed" objects.

It is common to discover that most occurrences of these anomalies are either hoaxes or misinterpreted information. We seek to collect and study the ones that remain unexplained. For this task, I am attempting to enlist any willing parties to submit reports on any fitting anomalies they encounter in the cluster. Well researched entries will be shared with our network of scientists in an attempt to better understand these phenomenon.

Below you will find a basic template for a OAD research submission.


Item: OAD ##-###

Danger Level:
[Safe]
-No threat to sanity or health.

[Low]
-Slight possibility of physical and/or psychological harm or death.

[High]
-Great chance of mass destruction if allowed to remain uncontrolled.

Description:

Recommended Control Actions:

Additional Notes/ Recommendations:
Konnor Al'Azif
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-05-12 19:34:53 UTC
OAD 00-001

Danger Level: [Low]

Description:
OAD 00-001 appears to be a printed book approximately 24.10cm long, 20.30cm wide, and 3.81cm thick. The book is bound in a dark tan colored cover with the appearance and texture of cured leather. Slight ware is notable on the upper right corner of the front cover. The outer covering holds no man made markings or print. The page edges are frayed and discolored to a yellow hue and have been proven to be wood pulp based paper. Inner pages number 548 and hold no observable artificial markings.

Upon opening the cover of OAD 00-001, test subjects have reported the sound of human sobbing from a small, indeterminate distance away. Subjects not in physical contact with OAD 00-001 reported no strange sounds. Subjects who have experienced these sounds report that they last only as long as physical contact is maintained with OAD 00-001.

Subjects who open OAD 00-001exhibit mild fixation on the object itself. This fixation manifests as a desire to hold and view OAD 00-001. The duration of this compulsion varies between subjects but has not been observed to last longer than two weeks from the most recent interaction with OAD 00-001.

Recommended Control Actions:
Research should only be performed in a controlled lab environment utilizing no less than two agents who refrain from contact with OAD 00-001 at all times in addition to any test subjects. Psychological observation of subjects is mandatory for no less than a one month period following contact with OAD 00-001.

Additional Notes/ Recommendations:
OAD 00-001 is currently contained at OAD Alpha Facility, located [REDACTED].
Wendrika Hydreiga
#3 - 2015-05-12 19:55:02 UTC
OoOooOoOooo... Ghostly! Spooky!
Cakzad Arcashiri
Arcashiri Family
#4 - 2015-05-12 20:11:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Cakzad Arcashiri
OAD 000-002

Danger Level: [High]

Description:
The object in question is commonly referred to by the locals of Dakba V as the 'Blooder'. The 'Blooder' crash-landed from orbit onto a Excavation Facility on Dakba V. Everyone who comes within up to 20 Feet of the 'Blooder' is completely crushed, with nothing but liquid and blood left.

Recent studies show that the artifact may be emitting a type of energy that is invisible to the human eye which has not yet been identified. The artifact has not yet been removed from its place, and has currently claimed 27 victims. The Artifact is also known to emit radiation signatures akin to Sleeper Scanning Technology.

The Artifact could possibly have come from a Sleeper Vessel destroyed over the planet several days ago. The wreck, discovered by Cakzad Arcashiri upon returning to his holding, was empty. Due to emitting of radiation signatures akin to Sleeper Scanning Technology, it may be possible that the 'Blooder' is in fact a Sleeper Scanning Device.

The 'Blooder' has also proven to be invunerable to kinetic energy.

Recommended Control Actions:
A recommendable control procedure has not yet been discovered. As the energy apparently comes from within the Artifact, destruction of said artifact is not recommended.

Additional Notes:
The 'Blooder' is believed by some locals to have been sent by Molok the Deciever as a curse to the Faithful of Dakba V.

"I give to you the destiny of Faith,

And you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens:

Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given."

- The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2015-05-12 20:21:26 UTC
Konnor Al'Azif wrote:
OAD 00-001

Danger Level: [Low]

Description:
OAD 00-001 appears to be a printed book approximately 24.10cm long, 20.30cm wide, and 3.81cm thick. The book is bound in a dark tan colored cover with the appearance and texture of cured leather. Slight ware is notable on the upper right corner of the front cover. The outer covering holds no man made markings or print. The page edges are frayed and discolored to a yellow hue and have been proven to be wood pulp based paper. Inner pages number 548 and hold no observable artificial markings.

Upon opening the cover of OAD 00-001, test subjects have reported the sound of human sobbing from a small, indeterminate distance away. Subjects not in physical contact with OAD 00-001 reported no strange sounds. Subjects who have experienced these sounds report that they last only as long as physical contact is maintained with OAD 00-001.

Subjects who open OAD 00-001exhibit mild fixation on the object itself. This fixation manifests as a desire to hold and view OAD 00-001. The duration of this compulsion varies between subjects but has not been observed to last longer than two weeks from the most recent interaction with OAD 00-001.

Recommended Control Actions:
Research should only be performed in a controlled lab environment utilizing no less than two agents who refrain from contact with OAD 00-001 at all times in addition to any test subjects. Psychological observation of subjects is mandatory for no less than a one month period following contact with OAD 00-001.

Additional Notes/ Recommendations:
OAD 00-001 is currently contained at OAD Alpha Facility, located [REDACTED].
So you found a copy of the Amarrian scriptures...

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#6 - 2015-05-13 11:17:49 UTC
Can we expect a show on the Scope documenting the findings of your crypto - archaeologists?

Sounds like something my partner would enjoy in between watching her trashy gallente action flicks.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2015-05-13 11:28:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
So, anyone going to submit entries on the Kyonoke Pit disease or the alleged Stargate anomalies (the one where ships just up and vanish)?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2015-05-13 14:41:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Quattras Peione
((Redacted: no longer relevant))

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
Feu dAstres
Nox Draconum Holding Corp
#9 - 2015-05-13 15:05:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Feu dAstres
Ah, I see someone has already mentioned the Pit.

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Kyonoke_Pit_%28Chronicle%29

Additional suggested reference material:

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Category:Scientific_Articles
Cakzad Arcashiri
Arcashiri Family
#10 - 2015-05-13 15:12:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Cakzad Arcashiri
[Redacted: No Longer Relevant]

"I give to you the destiny of Faith,

And you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens:

Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given."

- The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-05-13 18:01:12 UTC
Tyrel Toov wrote:
Konnor Al'Azif wrote:
OAD 00-001

Danger Level: [Low]

Description:
OAD 00-001 appears to be a printed book approximately 24.10cm long, 20.30cm wide, and 3.81cm thick. The book is bound in a dark tan colored cover with the appearance and texture of cured leather. Slight ware is notable on the upper right corner of the front cover. The outer covering holds no man made markings or print. The page edges are frayed and discolored to a yellow hue and have been proven to be wood pulp based paper. Inner pages number 548 and hold no observable artificial markings.

Upon opening the cover of OAD 00-001, test subjects have reported the sound of human sobbing from a small, indeterminate distance away. Subjects not in physical contact with OAD 00-001 reported no strange sounds. Subjects who have experienced these sounds report that they last only as long as physical contact is maintained with OAD 00-001.

Subjects who open OAD 00-001exhibit mild fixation on the object itself. This fixation manifests as a desire to hold and view OAD 00-001. The duration of this compulsion varies between subjects but has not been observed to last longer than two weeks from the most recent interaction with OAD 00-001.

Recommended Control Actions:
Research should only be performed in a controlled lab environment utilizing no less than two agents who refrain from contact with OAD 00-001 at all times in addition to any test subjects. Psychological observation of subjects is mandatory for no less than a one month period following contact with OAD 00-001.

Additional Notes/ Recommendations:
OAD 00-001 is currently contained at OAD Alpha Facility, located [REDACTED].
So you found a copy of the Amarrian scriptures...

I believe something more Emptier...

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2015-05-13 18:06:56 UTC
Cool things to read about, always make you wonder a bit and try to dig up something like this:

[ DATA EXPUNGED ]

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#13 - 2015-05-13 18:21:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Tyrel Toov
Diana Kim wrote:
Tyrel Toov wrote:
Konnor Al'Azif wrote:
OAD 00-001

Danger Level: [Low]

Description:
OAD 00-001 appears to be a printed book approximately 24.10cm long, 20.30cm wide, and 3.81cm thick. The book is bound in a dark tan colored cover with the appearance and texture of cured leather. Slight ware is notable on the upper right corner of the front cover. The outer covering holds no man made markings or print. The page edges are frayed and discolored to a yellow hue and have been proven to be wood pulp based paper. Inner pages number 548 and hold no observable artificial markings.

Upon opening the cover of OAD 00-001, test subjects have reported the sound of human sobbing from a small, indeterminate distance away. Subjects not in physical contact with OAD 00-001 reported no strange sounds. Subjects who have experienced these sounds report that they last only as long as physical contact is maintained with OAD 00-001.

Subjects who open OAD 00-001exhibit mild fixation on the object itself. This fixation manifests as a desire to hold and view OAD 00-001. The duration of this compulsion varies between subjects but has not been observed to last longer than two weeks from the most recent interaction with OAD 00-001.

Recommended Control Actions:
Research should only be performed in a controlled lab environment utilizing no less than two agents who refrain from contact with OAD 00-001 at all times in addition to any test subjects. Psychological observation of subjects is mandatory for no less than a one month period following contact with OAD 00-001.

Additional Notes/ Recommendations:
OAD 00-001 is currently contained at OAD Alpha Facility, located [REDACTED].
So you found a copy of the Amarrian scriptures...

I believe something more Emptier...
A journal of your love life?

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.