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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Maria-Jane Preator
Doomheim
#1501 - 2011-12-27 18:16:26 UTC
@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!"
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#1502 - 2011-12-27 18:27:01 UTC
Maria-Jane Preator wrote:
@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!"


"This is what i have been preparing for my entire life...I knew that time would come...but you all laughed...."

Then pull out my zombie survival kit from under the bed, blast away your brain with a 12 gauge shotgun and check if I have been bitten.......

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Estheria Quintessimo
Mechanical Eagles Inc.
#1503 - 2011-12-27 18:29:09 UTC
Maria-Jane Preator wrote:
@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Neque femina amissa pudicitia alia abnuerit.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#1504 - 2011-12-27 18:30:29 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Maria-Jane Preator wrote:
@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!"


"This is what i have been preparing for my entire life...I knew that time would come...but you all laughed...."

Then pull out my zombie survival kit from under the bed, blast away your brain with a 12 gauge shotgun and check if I have been bitten.......

If she's awake and looking at me like that: Oh god. I always get the crazy ones.

If she's asleep: I'd check her license to make sure she wasn't underage.

edit: actually, if you dye your hair blonde you would look disturbingly like an ex-girlfriend. Crazy stare included.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Shaalira D'arc
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1505 - 2011-12-27 18:52:37 UTC
I'm sorry, did I poke an eye out last night?
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1506 - 2011-12-27 18:56:49 UTC
My god, that Quafe must've put me on form.

Dodixie > Hek
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1507 - 2011-12-27 18:59:51 UTC
What.. Mexico.. AGAIN?

Where did your sister go?
Torin Corax
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1508 - 2011-12-27 19:02:39 UTC
Even one-eyed and drunk....wtf was I thinking?
Harlot Hohannson
Eye on Wang Poo
#1509 - 2011-12-27 19:18:57 UTC
Crikey, I'm walking like I rode horse!
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#1510 - 2011-12-27 19:57:20 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Maria-Jane Preator wrote:
@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!"


"This is what i have been preparing for my entire life...I knew that time would come...but you all laughed...."

Then pull out my zombie survival kit from under the bed, blast away your brain with a 12 gauge shotgun and check if I have been bitten.......

If she's awake and looking at me like that: Oh god. I always get the crazy ones.

If she's asleep: I'd check her license to make sure she wasn't underage.

edit: actually, if you dye your hair blonde you would look disturbingly like an ex-girlfriend. Crazy stare included.



OT: by the way, I have realized that exactly the same features that make a girl attractive and desirable to younger men (esp. virgins) are the signs that older men read as "Stay the f++k away from this psycho sl+t, this girl means trouble!"
Interesting , isn't it? I just wonder if there is an evolutional reason for this behaviour.....

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Estheria Quintessimo
Mechanical Eagles Inc.
#1511 - 2011-12-27 19:59:17 UTC
Harlot Hohannson wrote:
Crikey, I'm walking like I rode horse!

You were worth the 10 ISK Blink

Neque femina amissa pudicitia alia abnuerit.
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#1512 - 2011-12-27 20:35:15 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Maria-Jane Preator wrote:
@Skyla I'd say: "BARBIE!"


"This is what i have been preparing for my entire life...I knew that time would come...but you all laughed...."

Then pull out my zombie survival kit from under the bed, blast away your brain with a 12 gauge shotgun and check if I have been bitten.......

If she's awake and looking at me like that: Oh god. I always get the crazy ones.

If she's asleep: I'd check her license to make sure she wasn't underage.

edit: actually, if you dye your hair blonde you would look disturbingly like an ex-girlfriend. Crazy stare included.



OT: by the way, I have realized that exactly the same features that make a girl attractive and desirable to younger men (esp. virgins) are the signs that older men read as "Stay the f++k away from this psycho sl+t, this girl means trouble!"
Interesting , isn't it? I just wonder if there is an evolutional reason for this behaviour.....

OT Reply: Sounds more like learned behavior than instinctual, to me.

Back on topic: No dear, there is no ice cream here, move along.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1513 - 2011-12-27 20:36:57 UTC
So, breasts, do I get to meet your human at some point?

Dodixie > Hek
First Lieutenant Dan
Doomheim
#1514 - 2011-12-27 20:38:39 UTC  |  Edited by: First Lieutenant Dan
Why are the top 4-5 threads motherfucking rate threads?

Also I have icecream so plz come back.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1515 - 2011-12-27 20:41:02 UTC
EDIT: ****.

Dodixie > Hek
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1516 - 2011-12-27 20:43:02 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
EDIT: ****.


Put some hotsauce on my burrito baby, you know what I like.
Lewsina
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1517 - 2011-12-27 20:55:39 UTC
Um.... hi....
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#1518 - 2011-12-27 23:30:25 UTC
Um... I think you might be wearing my panties...
Lewsina
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1519 - 2011-12-27 23:34:43 UTC
Amber Katelo wrote:
Um... I think you might be wearing my panties...




well I'm definitely not wearing your bra...
Leonova Klystra
EnRon co.
#1520 - 2011-12-27 23:58:56 UTC
A minmatar? Out of everyone, I did a minmatar?