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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#41 - 2015-05-10 10:19:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
This Court finds the defendant not guilty on all charges and dismisses them. Case dissmissed.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#42 - 2015-05-10 10:28:31 UTC
arma3life RP's , so cute Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Mortlake
Republic Military School
#43 - 2015-05-10 12:43:23 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
o.O

I never suspected that asking for info on some satisfied customers would lead to such a shitstorm. I thought it was customary to support any product and/or service posted in C&P?


It is. However, this guy reeks of assclown.


*puts on deodorant, Cologne, and body spray


Gaddamit Mo, don't do that. Just shower. I hate when people substitute sprays for bathing.


* sprays one last person puff of perfume

Uhh, ****, ok. I'm all sticky anyways.


My daughter had some 'Frozen' body spritzer for Christmas and I think I've used it more than she has. I also like the fact that it doesn't use propellant, which means I don't hear the voices of a million screaming, dehydrated lemurs when I spray.

As for showering, I generally don't bother because you can't scrub off guilt.

I'm going back to work now.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#44 - 2015-05-10 14:39:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
I use Lever 2000. It works pretty well on self-loathing. I bet it would work on guilt!

I wonder how it would do at washing off ass-clownery.
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#45 - 2015-05-11 14:07:52 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
The Court of Crime and Punishment is now in session. The charges leveled at the op are as serious as they are varied and include but are not limited to
1. Poorly hidden attempt at wording a loop hole to scam peoples ISK
2. Making unsubstantiated claims and refusing to provide proof
3. Writing off potential clients with rude 1 worded replies
4. Being a willing Nitshe ALT

How does the OP wish to plea?

Edit
5. Showing disdain for this court and its members
6. Claiming anything to do with space pixels is 'serious business'


Actually, as the only "potential client" who received a 1 word reply, I would say his answer was perfectly acceptable. After all, I asked about ferreting out spies in RvB which, as we all know, is pretty much everyone in RvB. I would expect very few valid responses but LOL is one of those.

At this point, I have to question the validity of this court office who cannot recognize the correct answer to a troll request.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#46 - 2015-05-11 14:39:24 UTC
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
The Court of Crime and Punishment is now in session. The charges leveled at the op are as serious as they are varied and include but are not limited to
1. Poorly hidden attempt at wording a loop hole to scam peoples ISK
2. Making unsubstantiated claims and refusing to provide proof
3. Writing off potential clients with rude 1 worded replies
4. Being a willing Nitshe ALT

How does the OP wish to plea?

Edit
5. Showing disdain for this court and its members
6. Claiming anything to do with space pixels is 'serious business'


Actually, as the only "potential client" who received a 1 word reply, I would say his answer was perfectly acceptable. After all, I asked about ferreting out spies in RvB which, as we all know, is pretty much everyone in RvB. I would expect very few valid responses but LOL is one of those.

At this point, I have to question the validity of this court office who cannot recognize the correct answer to a troll request.

Clearly another of Nitshe's alts. Does his evil (and alts) know no bounds?

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#47 - 2015-05-11 15:48:35 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
The Court of Crime and Punishment is now in session. The charges leveled at the op are as serious as they are varied and include but are not limited to
1. Poorly hidden attempt at wording a loop hole to scam peoples ISK
2. Making unsubstantiated claims and refusing to provide proof
3. Writing off potential clients with rude 1 worded replies
4. Being a willing Nitshe ALT

How does the OP wish to plea?

Edit
5. Showing disdain for this court and its members
6. Claiming anything to do with space pixels is 'serious business'


Actually, as the only "potential client" who received a 1 word reply, I would say his answer was perfectly acceptable. After all, I asked about ferreting out spies in RvB which, as we all know, is pretty much everyone in RvB. I would expect very few valid responses but LOL is one of those.

At this point, I have to question the validity of this court office who cannot recognize the correct answer to a troll request.

Clearly another of Nitshe's alts. Does his evil (and alts) know no bounds?


This Nitshe problem is getting worse all the time.

I think we may need to bring this to the CSM to get something done.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#48 - 2015-05-11 22:10:38 UTC
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
The Court of Crime and Punishment is now in session. The charges leveled at the op are as serious as they are varied and include but are not limited to
1. Poorly hidden attempt at wording a loop hole to scam peoples ISK
2. Making unsubstantiated claims and refusing to provide proof
3. Writing off potential clients with rude 1 worded replies
4. Being a willing Nitshe ALT

How does the OP wish to plea?

Edit
5. Showing disdain for this court and its members
6. Claiming anything to do with space pixels is 'serious business'


Actually, as the only "potential client" who received a 1 word reply, I would say his answer was perfectly acceptable. After all, I asked about ferreting out spies in RvB which, as we all know, is pretty much everyone in RvB. I would expect very few valid responses but LOL is one of those.

At this point, I have to question the validity of this court office who cannot recognize the correct answer to a troll request.


Exactly what I would expect from Nitshe himself. Your jig is up.

I motion for the court to banish the quoted.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#49 - 2015-05-11 22:17:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
Retracted on proven legitimacy of service:
Vorion Atreides
Doomheim
#50 - 2015-05-12 00:33:57 UTC
How much would some dank pepes set me back?
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#51 - 2015-05-12 00:54:55 UTC
Vorion Atreides wrote:
How much would some dank pepes set me back?

Not as far back as your English teacher should have sent you

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#52 - 2015-05-12 00:56:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
Friendly Bump from your new supporter

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#53 - 2015-05-12 02:34:57 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
'Villainous Rage has changed your contact level to Terrible Standing'

I light of this I'd like to completely change my stance on all issues for fear of my well being and that of my allianceRoll

CoolCool


Wtf I didn't get that

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Kashadin
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#54 - 2015-05-12 02:44:58 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
'Villainous Rage has changed your contact level to Terrible Standing'

I light of this I'd like to completely change my stance on all issues for fear of my well being and that of my allianceRoll

CoolCool


Wtf I didn't get that



I think the OP set him to red, and that was his sarcastic reply.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#55 - 2015-05-12 03:12:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
^^That ^^

Its more he felt the need to send me the notification

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#56 - 2015-05-12 04:54:48 UTC
Yeah I know what you meant.. I just am dissatisfied with the fact that I didn't get a notice too.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Vek Hareka
Fist Bumps All Around
#57 - 2015-05-12 11:16:12 UTC
Villainous Rage wrote:
you all can troll my post all you wan't but i will get you all.. in the end OIS will have its pay back.. be sure about that.

So watch your corps, watch your wallets, and watch your fleets. OIS is going to screw with them all.





Actually, infiltrating and bringing down to their knees Marmites, BL or Don Purple's snugglers gang would be a SERIOUSLY KICKASS way to advertise the quality of your service.

So please do. Go. Show us your magic.

We'll wait.

Here comes a time, ganker,

When blingfits cease to sparkle,

When hermophite looses its luster,

When the station hangar becomes a prison

And all that is left is a capsuleer's love for his fedo.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#58 - 2015-05-12 11:27:51 UTC
Vek Hareka wrote:
Villainous Rage wrote:
you all can troll my post all you wan't but i will get you all.. in the end OIS will have its pay back.. be sure about that.

So watch your corps, watch your wallets, and watch your fleets. OIS is going to screw with them all.





Actually, infiltrating and bringing down to their knees Marmites, BL or Don Purple's snugglers gang would be a SERIOUSLY KICKASS way to advertise the quality of your service.

So please do. Go. Show us your magic.

We'll wait.

I advise against holding your breath Big smile

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#59 - 2015-05-12 23:19:04 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Lady Ayeipsia wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
The Court of Crime and Punishment is now in session. The charges leveled at the op are as serious as they are varied and include but are not limited to
1. Poorly hidden attempt at wording a loop hole to scam peoples ISK
2. Making unsubstantiated claims and refusing to provide proof
3. Writing off potential clients with rude 1 worded replies
4. Being a willing Nitshe ALT

How does the OP wish to plea?

Edit
5. Showing disdain for this court and its members
6. Claiming anything to do with space pixels is 'serious business'


Actually, as the only "potential client" who received a 1 word reply, I would say his answer was perfectly acceptable. After all, I asked about ferreting out spies in RvB which, as we all know, is pretty much everyone in RvB. I would expect very few valid responses but LOL is one of those.

At this point, I have to question the validity of this court office who cannot recognize the correct answer to a troll request.


Exactly what I would expect from Nitshe himself. Your jig is up.

I motion for the court to banish the quoted.

I second the movement from the esteemed Mr. Thule


Yup, you found me out. I am a Notshe alt. I think as punishment, you all should place a 10 bil bounty on me.
Villainous Rage
Oracle Intelligence Services
#60 - 2015-05-13 02:39:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Villainous Rage
To all who claim that i am "A Nitshe alt" my network of spies had indeed uncovered the fact that you are making these allegations against me and trying to harm the good name of my business to cover up the fact that you are the true alts of Nitshe. The jig is up, the truth has been revealed.


So to this i press that the court must be invalidated as the judge presiding over my case is an alt of Nitshe.