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Looking for Love...

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Adunh Slavy
#21 - 2015-05-03 14:50:35 UTC
Mizhir wrote:


Well, they say that faction battleships is the quickest path to a girl's heart.


Yeah but, federation thorax.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt

Alpheias
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#22 - 2015-05-03 22:37:19 UTC
Surprised no one has posted this yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv3gVFufzhg

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.

Rain6637
Simulacra and Simulation
Dracarys.
#23 - 2015-05-03 23:21:05 UTC
hiring a cheap producer on craiglist for a dating site profile would be so win. just... really low production values, awkwardness a la between two ferns... be careful you're going to attract some painfully hipster hipsters.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2015-05-03 23:30:37 UTC

Digging this up from the golden age archives of OOPE.. Rain's exposition on dating himself.

Rain6637 wrote:

18 reasons you should be with me.

I'm my biggest fan

1. i always brag about me
2. relocating for me is never an issue
3. i share the same values as me.
4. even after years of being with me i still do nice things for me
5. i don't try to change me, but he would change if i asked
6. the best part about being with me isn't just right now, it's also being with me the rest of my life
7. even after years of being with me, every day is new and exciting
8. i don't have to miss me. sometimes i reminisce about how me used to be, though.
9. I can be with me for long periods and still feel like I have my space
10. I'm my go-to person to talk about what happened throughout my day.
11. I can make plans with me, but if i need to change them that's ok with me too.
12. I could cry in front of me, but i also help me get to the root of the issue.
13. when my friends complain about their SO, I think they should try being with someone like me.
14. I'm as close with my family as I like to be
15. I have the same friends as me
16. I let me vent
17. i tell me, out of the blue, i look hot. but also sometimes that i should go on a diet.
18. i can do things like travel with me without fighting all the time.

the only problem i can think of is... sometimes i'm not honest with me.

my best advice for me-me couples is... our relationship improved the most after i stopped worrying about what people thought of us.

the best part is I know exactly what me likes, and I always leave me satisfied.

...and involving someone else is automatically a menage


Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2015-05-04 00:31:23 UTC
The Scope corporation is for you: http://evewho.com/pilot/wookin+panub

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2015-05-04 00:34:06 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hiring a cheap producer on craiglist for a dating site profile would be so win. just... really low production values, awkwardness a la between two ferns... be careful you're going to attract some painfully hipster hipsters.

"Lowered Expectations"

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Rain6637
Simulacra and Simulation
Dracarys.
#27 - 2015-05-04 14:33:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6637
I'm all about expectation management.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a5989/signs-you-should-marry-him/

This is the article that prompted my list. I felt the article over-promoted partnering with someone else, but hey it's Cosmo and it's part of a retail industry built on relationships.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#28 - 2015-05-05 00:54:23 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hiring a cheap producer on craiglist for a dating site profile would be so win. just... really low production values, awkwardness a la between two ferns... be careful you're going to attract some painfully hipster hipsters.

That's a nice idea. "Make it so."
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#29 - 2015-05-05 00:57:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Ila Dace wrote:
Rain6637 wrote:
hiring a cheap producer on craiglist for a dating site profile would be so win. just... really low production values, awkwardness a la between two ferns... be careful you're going to attract some painfully hipster hipsters.

"Lowered Expectations"

Whut der Feck? Especially with the subtitles. Excellent!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#30 - 2015-05-05 01:09:02 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
I wish men would wear tight spandex pants as much as women do. Women get to show off their curves, why can't men?

No problem with that. Except a few "I made a mistake" errors.
Gonna Hurt
Doomheim
#31 - 2015-05-07 11:59:37 UTC
This is my alt. and I approve this message.

You guys (gals?) are funny.

I'm nothing like you'd expect me to be...
Ares Desideratus
UNSAFE SPACE
#32 - 2015-05-08 00:45:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Ares Desideratus
Anyanka Funk wrote:
I wish men would wear tight spandex pants as much as women do. Women get to show off their curves, why can't men?

THIS. I love wearing spandex

I would also wish for more men wearing skirts confidently and proudly, and lingerie and high heels too. It would be nice to see, also more women intentionally growing mustaches and beards as a fashion statement

Might as well add man lip stick to the list as well. Why don't people try this stuff? Everyone tries so hard to be normal
Ares Desideratus
UNSAFE SPACE
#33 - 2015-05-08 00:56:40 UTC
Thread Starter, here's my advice homie, just be yourself man! **** a ***** man. Bitches ain't **** man gotta work and think for yourself
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#34 - 2015-05-08 01:57:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Right on! about being who you are. But at the same time, you have to think about who you want to be. Are you at least trying to get braver and stronger as you go on up the road? The specifics of what your crazy goals are don't matter that much. Every jack can find a jenny who appreciates those interests. If you'd like to hang out with you, somebody out there will appreciate that and double or treble it, and you can reciprocate. Simultaneously King Arthur and Sir Lancelot, courting Princess Guinevere and maintaining Queen Guinevere to old years. It's good stuff. The play never ends. Smile
Ares Desideratus
UNSAFE SPACE
#35 - 2015-05-08 17:56:22 UTC
Well yeah like i mean everything is an evolution right, it's the circle of life, as a person you must evolve or you will stagnate, that's really a part of what i meant by being yourself, it means working for your self but also like working ON your self, improving your self, you know, doing what you want to do, setting goals, making plans, accomplishing things, doing ****, having fun. I think as long as you're doing every thing you possibly can for your own self every thing will fall in place. There's billions of vaginas out there, and they all already been banged so there's no hurry really tryna find "the one" or whatever you know, real friends and family should be a pretty high priority as well, I mean the people you wanna spend time with not the fake ones.
Gonna Hurt
Doomheim
#36 - 2015-05-10 16:09:32 UTC
Way off the rails...
Jvpiter
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#37 - 2015-05-10 16:31:43 UTC


I thought it said you were looking for Jove.


Come hither, and don't be shy.


Call me Joe.

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