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Bacon Is Overrated

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Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2015-05-06 12:44:01 UTC
There was something wrong with my keyboard. It only let me type of Russian or something.

But now I can speak again and say anything I want, like bacon bacon vagina woo woo
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#42 - 2015-05-06 18:25:46 UTC
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2015-05-06 20:18:08 UTC
I find oral sex repulsive in all forms. Whether it tastes like bacon or even juicy delicious sausage.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#44 - 2015-05-07 00:05:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Thread takes a hard left turn....

Fair enough, bacon vs. swossage, cake vs pie, _______ vs. _______....
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#45 - 2015-05-07 08:13:35 UTC
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2015-05-07 12:56:02 UTC
Guys, the thread is done now. Serious. **** off
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#47 - 2015-05-07 13:02:03 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Guys, the thread is done now. Serious. **** off
How Rude!


Steak is clearly the superior breakfast meat.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#48 - 2015-05-07 14:00:20 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Guys, the thread is done now. Serious. **** off
How Rude!


Steak is clearly the superior breakfast meat.

Oho, yeah, no. These threads don't work like that buddy.

Don't be a sissy and do something like request it be closed. Because then we'll know. And we will have won.
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2015-05-07 14:35:04 UTC
there is no way to win against me. i cannot be beaten i do not operate on the same frequency as you humans. if you strike me down i just become more pooerful than you can possibly imagine

If my offensive word got censored does it cease to be offensive?

Should we do some more sexual innuendos or
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#50 - 2015-05-07 15:20:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Commissar Kate wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Guys, the thread is done now. Serious. **** off
How Rude!


Steak is clearly the superior breakfast meat.

You might have liked breakfast at my uncle's and aunt's farm-ranch in Arkansas. Steak from their own steers, bacon, eggs straight from the hens, and Aunt Ruby's homemade biscuits, made with bacon drippings. They ate that every morning, after tending to the livestock and before starting the farm chores. TOLO (they only lived once)
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#51 - 2015-05-07 15:42:34 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Guys, the thread is done now. Serious. **** off
How Rude!


Steak is clearly the superior breakfast meat.

You might have liked breakfast at my uncle's and aunt's farm-ranch in Arkansas. Steak from their own steers, bacon, eggs straight from the hens, and Aunt Ruby's homemade biscuits, made with bacon drippings. They ate that every morning, after tending to the livestock and before starting the farm chores. TOLO (they only lived once)


Mmm sounds delicious. All those calories and protein for the hard farm work.
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#52 - 2015-05-07 17:26:56 UTC
Try oven baked ribs, bacon was attached to them, that is why they are so delicious.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#53 - 2015-05-07 19:29:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Oh yeah.
If you want a little healthier food with your cured pork belly, check out Japanese aspara beikon. Asparagas wrapped in bacon, skewered, and grilled over charcoal. Tasty.

This thread is getting more and more exciting, isn't it?
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2015-05-07 23:11:24 UTC
I imagine it would make the asparagus almost tolerable
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#55 - 2015-05-07 23:12:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Ares Desideratus
bump
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#56 - 2015-05-08 01:02:51 UTC
Right, asparagus, not asparagas. Had a nagging feeling, I knew something wasn't quite right with the world.
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2015-05-08 01:08:52 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Right, asparagus, not asparagas. Had a nagging feeling, I knew something wasn't quite right with the world.

I didn't even know I spelled it right hehe, I usually just spell things the way I want mostly because I DON"T CURR BOUT FOKKING GRAMMOR AND ****
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2015-05-09 05:35:08 UTC
Wookin' pah bacon in all dah wong pwaces...

Wait, I've crossed the threads. Chaos! Cats and dogs--living together!

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#59 - 2015-05-10 06:31:04 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Yeah I said it



Dude, you obviously need a better dealer.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#60 - 2015-05-10 08:20:59 UTC
Nashuar Attor wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Yeah I said it



Dude, you obviously need a better dealer.


You can make it in your motorhome, no need for dealers.