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What is the avatar above you thinking?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#8921 - 2015-05-02 19:47:51 UTC
I need slaves for my slaves. This way my slaves could borrow me back my slaves when my other slaves broke. I wonder why nobody else thought this yet...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Gerhard Stringfellow
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8922 - 2015-05-05 03:16:20 UTC
I wonder if there's any other clothing that might look more unappealing on me.

Another pubbie elite PvE pay to win mining carebear

Wink Dingheiser
Doomheim
#8923 - 2015-05-05 15:24:44 UTC
Something must be done about mother. She put raisins in my oatmeal again.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8924 - 2015-05-05 22:52:34 UTC
Sometimes Mother...shall we say, isn't herself. But I really like running the motel all by myself and burying bodies in the swamp.

Bring your possibles.

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#8925 - 2015-05-05 23:23:55 UTC
How shall I please God today? New shoes, a new dress or whipping a slave? Maybe all three.
Solecist Project
#8926 - 2015-05-06 12:50:26 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
How shall I please God today? New shoes, a new dress or whipping a slave? Maybe all three.

I'M BLIND I'M BLIND OH NO!!!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#8927 - 2015-05-06 14:44:18 UTC
I'm gonna need a bigger gun.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#8928 - 2015-05-06 19:42:59 UTC
How could I be outgunned by a mouse?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

La Rena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8929 - 2015-05-06 21:52:17 UTC
Your presence better not stain my clothes.
Prestb
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8930 - 2015-05-07 02:14:30 UTC
Go fight a bhaalgorn, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#8931 - 2015-05-07 06:33:51 UTC
On second thought, I will not fight that Bhaalgorn.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8932 - 2015-05-09 19:44:28 UTC
Somebody needs to clean that puke off the floor it's disgusting.

Bring your possibles.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#8933 - 2015-05-09 20:12:51 UTC
Doh, that blood splatter on the wall is fading. Should whip slaves more often.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8934 - 2015-05-30 04:26:07 UTC
I really should've worn a bra today.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

Azda Ja
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#8935 - 2015-05-30 09:16:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Azda Ja
Ila Dace wrote:
I really should've worn a bra today.

I'm all personalititty.

Grrr.

Faulker Gath'nor
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#8936 - 2015-05-31 00:28:36 UTC
I am the peaceful center of the universe (whilst guns are locking the next target)
Snagletooth Johnson
Snagle Material Services
CAStabouts
#8937 - 2015-05-31 08:47:59 UTC
oh gee, a monocle joke. Like I've never ever heard one before...ever...
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#8938 - 2015-05-31 22:13:08 UTC
Snagletooth Johnson wrote:
oh gee, a monocle joke. Like I've never ever heard one before...ever...


"I am simply, the best. That is all."

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#8939 - 2015-06-01 22:41:31 UTC
Kytayn
Kronos TEchnologies
#8940 - 2015-06-02 02:33:51 UTC
[LordOdysseus] I'll say I stepped on duck when they ask...

Be careful in Pulsar systems, you might get Pod Flu.

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