Wormholes

We brought in a double wrapped freighter load without really thinking about it, and now we can't figure out how to unwrap it inside the WH. Anyone know?

Space fairing pilots. Warp drive.. Missiles the size of the USS Intrepid.

Cannot open plastic wrapper...

Bought one of those super plastic wrapped things from the store.

Tried scissors, scissors broke.

Stabbed it with a kitchen knife. Knife bent.

Clawed at it with my teeth, now need a dentist.

Hit it with a hammer and chisel.. Hammer lost.

Set it on fire, just became harder.

Took it back to store and told them I couldn't open it. They laughed at me and said they would.

Tried pliers, it stripped the teeth off.

They tried an axe, it split the blade.

Tried a bench top table saw, saw blade broke and flew around the store.

They accepted the return and apologized for carrying the thing. They took their entire supply and mailed it back to the manufacturer with a note saying "human proof packaging".

If it's inside a POS you need to siege the POS. Only once it's strontium supply has run out will you be able to crack it. But remember, if it's barcode gets incapped you won't be able to disassemble it without repairing the barcode first!