Wormholes

Greetings. i am CEO of Unknown Monuments Archaeology Division, a research group dedicated to uncovering Altars to Bob, the wormhole God, in J-space. We have so far uncovered 10 or so Altars.

These Altars can be found at the centre of star systems and serve as a place for PVP, consenual or otherwise, blood sacrifice and worshipful homage to Bob. They are generally considered to be sacred places where the devout can come to pay heir respects or do their penance for sins, such as viz. forgetting your combat probes and rolling yourself out.

We believe these Altars are a place where denizens of Anoikis come to sacrifice corpses to Bob, or the Sleepers, who may be the Drifters. We don't know, but research is ongoing and needs your funding. Remember, ever 100M ISK sent tot he Orphans of Bob Charity appeal funds an expedition to uncover another alter.

The other day some heathens desecrated one of these Altars.

I hereby call upon all followers of Bob to rise up and cast down these unbelievers. bring to them the searing pain of a thousand papercuts from the lemonjuice infused Underpants of Agony. Bleed them, cause them misery, and show me the way to their w-space holdfasts so thatt they may be taught the vale of humble obeisance to the Scriptures of Bob, the Gospel of Onnimiru and the teachings of Prophet HerrBert!

awesome kill, howewer not eoungh phoenix used

Should have removed your blog link while you added that to your sig - unless you plan on posting again you heretic

You bloody heretics should stop bringing k-space SOV infrastructure into our isolated lairs. Bob right this moment looks down upon you and wonders who that entitled scrub is pretending to act on his behalf.

Tl;dr: Stop dropping 20mil ehp of vandalism around the block.

Bonus points if it's near the middle of the sun and bounces you ludicrous speeds.

(I nether scorn or praise the actions of the subject individuals, simply pose the question of "Where else am I going to show off my lovely corpses?")

WHY have I not clicked that link before? HAHAHA