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Solecist Project
#21 - 2015-04-29 11:07:35 UTC
Always seperate everything you want to say into seperate posts.
It increases readability.
Paragraphs are nonsense!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Fleischgewehr
4S Corporation
The Initiative.
#22 - 2015-04-29 11:19:33 UTC
Invade fountain during Fanfest, it will work this time !
Krin Dessat
Far Runner
#23 - 2015-04-29 11:22:39 UTC
D-scan is for paranoid people. No one will ever find your ship in the vast emptiness of space - relax!
Solecist Project
#24 - 2015-04-29 11:23:08 UTC
If a player shoots you down ...
... make a thread in GD and cry about it.

People will show you sympathy!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#25 - 2015-04-29 11:26:51 UTC
CCP's own turn at giving bad advice:

http://puu.sh/huUfT/08a2d5ef54.jpg
Solecist Project
#26 - 2015-04-29 11:28:37 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
CCP's own turn at giving bad advice:

http://puu.sh/huUfT/08a2d5ef54.jpg

lol this is gold!
Good catch!

Seriously that's one stupid Achievement!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Sebastor Cane
The Outlet
#27 - 2015-04-29 11:31:25 UTC
Officer mods are the I-win button in EVE

The more of them you fit the more unbeatable you will be
Douglas Nolm
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2015-04-29 11:33:37 UTC
Every time your highsec tax avoidance Corp gets wardecced make sure to post about it all over the forums. This will let wardec corps know that you don't want the content they offer and they'll avoid wardeccing you.
Solecist Project
#29 - 2015-04-29 11:37:09 UTC
If you REALLY want to be famous,
ask people to smear mayo onto their body and let them take pics of it!!

(Sorry Ero. xD)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#30 - 2015-04-29 11:38:04 UTC
Run missions while at war and don't watch local.
Hipqo
Tyde8
#31 - 2015-04-29 11:38:24 UTC
You should ALWAYS redeem your PLEX and fly around with them, letting people know you got the money to buy stuff like that, before using it for game time.

A life is best lived, to not step into your grave in a well preserved body. Instead, to slide in side ways, all battered and bruised, screamming, "Holy SH**! What a ride!"
Hicksimus
Torgue
#32 - 2015-04-29 11:41:22 UTC
Pro Tip: 3 common forms of tank are hull, shield and armor...make sure to fit all 3 to your drake

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2015-04-29 11:46:21 UTC
Use polarized weapons for lvl4 missions.
Robertis Olacar
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2015-04-29 11:50:57 UTC
Always and I mean always trust what is said in Jita local.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#35 - 2015-04-29 11:56:47 UTC
Assume your API key requirement actually prevents spies.
Emiko P'eng
#36 - 2015-04-29 11:58:12 UTC
Maximise your profits by stuffing every last cubic metre in your freighter with high value goods when you're off to Jita to trade.

The best profits are to be made if you can get over a billion ISK in a Transport or 10 billion ISK in a freighter.
Solecist Project
#37 - 2015-04-29 12:15:04 UTC
Always eat potatochips on voice.
People love the sound of it!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Aladar Dangerface
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2015-04-29 12:43:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Aladar Dangerface
Always warp your pod to 0 on a gate in null/low sec. Pounces are for pussies.

Nobody on the internet minds spelling mistakes, so go nuts.

I don't need twitter. I'm already following you.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#39 - 2015-04-29 12:47:50 UTC
Always mix your guns, it gives you more diverse engagement ranges.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Komodo Askold
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#40 - 2015-04-29 12:50:22 UTC
Don't scan down new signatures when living in W-Space. It really isn't worth the time.