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Viron Tash-Murkon
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-04-26 04:23:16 UTC
I am but a courier. My employer needs a scientist willing to do quite illegal scientific work.

Message me if interested, and my employer will contact you.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-04-26 04:25:49 UTC
I do the Science stuff



With Explosives
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2015-04-26 12:56:19 UTC
"Illegal" covers a broad spectrum of activity. And what is illegal in one part of the galaxy, is sometimes perfectly legal in others.

Tell your employer to move to a place where the laws are more relaxed. Anyone who would seriously answer this ad is either setting you up, or too intellectually challenged to be of any use.

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
Viron Tash-Murkon
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-04-26 14:27:49 UTC
It begins with 'bio' and ends with an 'n'.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2015-04-26 14:54:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Aria Jenneth
Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:
It begins with 'bio' and ends with an 'n'.

Gods and spirits....

Well, I suppose we now know where Doctor Valerie Valate's recent rant came from.

Doctor Valate, as I don't doubt you've seen this, would you be willing to blow this particular bit of foolishness open by letting us know exactly who's being this much of an idiot? From the looks of things you'd be doing the cluster a favor.

My first guess starts with 'nau' and ends with an 's', but I'm sure he's not the only option.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#6 - 2015-04-26 14:57:53 UTC
This is a very subtle thread!
Doctor Valate
Delve Medical Services
#7 - 2015-04-26 18:36:26 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:
It begins with 'bio' and ends with an 'n'.

Gods and spirits....

Well, I suppose we now know where Doctor Valerie Valate's recent rant came from.

Doctor Valate, as I don't doubt you've seen this, would you be willing to blow this particular bit of foolishness open by letting us know exactly who's being this much of an idiot? From the looks of things you'd be doing the cluster a favor.

My first guess starts with 'nau' and ends with an 's', but I'm sure he's not the only option.


Well, this is curious, isn't it ?

I'm reasonably sure I haven't met this particular person before, though it is difficult to tell, what with that whole robe thing, and the dark lighting and all the other accoutrements of Shadowy Behaviour. Personally, if I was to employ a Shadowy Middleman, or woman, then I wouldn't go with the dark robes of obviousness, see the likes of the Ministry of Internal Order would be looking for people behaving in a shadowy fashion, now wouldn't they? Instead, I would employ one of those average-looking Gallente men, or women, whose features are indistinct, that you'd have trouble remembering their details. Well, you would, if you didn't have all those fancy capsuleer eidetic memory implants and all that. Funny how that goes.

I have no idea who this persons employer is. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Nauplius, but, well, Nauplius doesn't really do shadowy intermediaries. He just comes right flat out and says everything.

My opinion piece about bioweapons was actually in response to some tedious suggestion that bioweaponry should be employed against the Drifter threat. And what a ludicrous idea that would have been.

A mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Doctor Valerie Valate. Not to be confused with the other Valerie Valate.
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2015-04-27 17:54:09 UTC
In the previous thread we saw quite clearly who was willing to use bio agents and who wasn't.

Once a person has committed war crimes, it's usually pretty easy for her to commit them again.

I think we've effectively nipped this attempt in the bud.



"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
iyammarrok
Drunken Beaver Mining
Gnawthority
#9 - 2015-04-27 18:57:48 UTC
Why does this thread read far too much like a BAAAD undercover cop drama...

Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated.
Vechtor
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-04-29 21:25:12 UTC
Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:
I am but a courier. My employer needs a scientist willing to do quite illegal scientific work.


Why would someone make public a demand for a scientist to run illegal scientific work?
iyammarrok
Drunken Beaver Mining
Gnawthority
#11 - 2015-04-29 22:26:26 UTC
Vechtor wrote:
Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:
I am but a courier. My employer needs a scientist willing to do quite illegal scientific work.


Why would someone make public a demand for a scientist to run illegal scientific work?


Inept PMC?

Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2015-04-29 23:01:58 UTC
iyammarrok wrote:
Vechtor wrote:
Viron Tash-Murkon wrote:
I am but a courier. My employer needs a scientist willing to do quite illegal scientific work.


Why would someone make public a demand for a scientist to run illegal scientific work?


Inept PMC?


A really, really, really undertrained DED operative that doesn't know how you order a bioweapon and is trying to catch someone red-handed?

This usually ends up with said operative screaming "I found them! I found who makes bioweapons!" as he's about to be thrown into a jungle full of feral slaver hounds.

(Psst. If you really want to order a bioweapon, go to Paara - there's a miner's bar on the station. Ask for Mr. Steve.

Actually, don't. I just remembered that's how you order a knuckle sandwich there, not a bioweapon. My bad.)

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#13 - 2015-04-30 07:47:41 UTC
For the love of me..... You can buy weapons like that right off of a GalNet site for a few thousand ISK a unit. Stop bothering the scientists that are making the cluster a better place.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#14 - 2015-04-30 10:01:22 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
For the love of me..... You can buy weapons like that right off of a GalNet site for a few thousand ISK a unit.


I suppose he wants a designer bioweapon, you know, with a more personal touch.

Signature bioweapon, even? I'm thinking confetti... However, Mr. Tash-Murkon, if your acquisition fails, I'd try Khanid cuisine.
Olishi rolls are practically kresh tea-level material.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#15 - 2015-04-30 11:53:48 UTC
Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon.
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#16 - 2015-04-30 12:01:23 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon.


"And furthermore: bwahahaha."
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
#17 - 2015-04-30 12:34:33 UTC
What's this about biobuns?

Fear and Loathing in Internet Spaceships
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2015-04-30 14:03:44 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon.

Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#19 - 2015-04-30 14:09:47 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon.

Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o


Well, at this point who's talking about him? Deitra Vess sees his desire to be talked about and Deitra Vess can understand why he feels the need to talk in the third person...
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#20 - 2015-04-30 16:16:52 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Nauplius would not use a middleman to conduct weapons purchases. I would, of course, rejoice at the development of any Minmatar-specific bioweapon.

Wait, third person? When did you start talking in the third person? O_o


Well, at this point who's talking about him? Deitra Vess sees his desire to be talked about and Deitra Vess can understand why he feels the need to talk in the third person...

Claudia sees your point, and Claudia almost feels pity for Nauplius. Claudia thinks that maybe Nauplius just needs a hug.....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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