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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2015-04-24 17:39:58 UTC
Ask for Asinia, and have a million Kredits ready. For first timers who show up in the dining area, they'll take you through the kitchen, and you'll see the entrance for regulars when you leave. Pretty much anything goes, there's nothing you can't ask for. You'll get a feel for the prices over time. Don't worry, I haven't been able to break three million in one visit, and I doubt you will either.

If they ask how you heard of them, tell them Loco sent you. You're welcome.

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-04-24 18:46:08 UTC

I assume no cover charge for girls. I'll take a peek inside, maybe even order a martini..

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#3 - 2015-04-24 20:43:37 UTC
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
Ask for Asinia, and have a million Kredits ready. For first timers who show up in the dining area, they'll take you through the kitchen, and you'll see the entrance for regulars when you leave. Pretty much anything goes, there's nothing you can't ask for. You'll get a feel for the prices over time. Don't worry, I haven't been able to break three million in one visit, and I doubt you will either.

If they ask how you heard of them, tell them Loco sent you. You're welcome.


Unlimited booze and the Rain clones?

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2015-04-25 00:03:26 UTC
Who clones? Ah, Rain clones. I don't believe they're on the menu, not that there's an official menu.

How do I say this... the wait staff are included in the price of your drinks.

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-04-25 00:33:38 UTC

Always something about a price with you people. As they say you can't put a price on pleasure. It's really just a basic right for all to partake and enjoy..

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2015-04-25 00:57:10 UTC
What do you mean, "you people?"

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#7 - 2015-04-25 01:05:32 UTC
No racism intended, you filthy tribal. (Sarcasm)
Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2015-04-25 05:00:18 UTC
What we could expect from this place? I mean... is it just heathen place? Are there Faithful? I am not sure I would be welcome there...

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2015-04-25 06:02:51 UTC
Ever been to an ethnic Caldari smoking den?

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2015-04-25 07:51:28 UTC
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
Ever been to an ethnic Caldari smoking den?


The closest I had ever seen to one is outside their office block on the roof, exposed to the elements.

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Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2015-04-25 08:46:54 UTC
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
Ever been to an ethnic Caldari smoking den?

I didn't know Caldari were living in dens...

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Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2015-04-25 11:35:48 UTC
Luna Hanaya wrote:
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
Ever been to an ethnic Caldari smoking den?

I didn't know Caldari were living in dens...


For someone who is often sighted in Black Rise, you sure showed an incredible ignorance about how the Gallente and the Caldari live.

A smoking den is a social gathering place where the socialising is accompanied with a very extensive selection of fine tobacco products. Imagine a pub, but replace all the alcoholic beverages with cigars, pipes, cigarettes and hookahs (is the inhalation of the vapours of a hookah considered smoking?).

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#13 - 2015-04-25 20:24:08 UTC
Loco Kamikaze wrote:
Ask for Asinia, and have a million Kredits ready. For first timers who show up in the dining area, they'll take you through the kitchen, and you'll see the entrance for regulars when you leave. Pretty much anything goes, there's nothing you can't ask for. You'll get a feel for the prices over time. Don't worry, I haven't been able to break three million in one visit, and I doubt you will either.

If they ask how you heard of them, tell them Loco sent you. You're welcome.

Exclusive lounges like that are ruined by posts like that.

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2015-04-26 00:38:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Loco Kamikaze
Um, okay.

I forgot to mention if you end up running off with one of them, the buyout is just shy of 1 Billion ISK per head.

Really, there's nothing to worry about. No one comes in here.

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2015-04-26 00:40:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6637
Loco, that explains a lot. I always wondered why your crew was mostly women, attractive, and not very knowledgeable of your ships' systems. I always assumed you just had a particular recruitment policy. I had no idea they were runaways.

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Loco Kamikaze
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2015-04-26 00:46:37 UTC
If I don't tell anyone about it, how am I supposed to make my commission?

that I should worry about losing my hearing is nonsense, because there will always be -=BASS=-