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ShiniYuri is a Lazerhawks Spy Alt

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Madden Canrende
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-04-25 00:14:25 UTC
ShiniYuri is a known alt of Niya Qun Liro, just an fyi for anyone recruiting him

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2015-04-25 00:16:35 UTC
Madden Canrende wrote:
ShiniYuri is a known alt of Niya Qun Liro, just an fyi for anyone recruiting him


Such proof.

Very Evidence.

Many facts.

Wow.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Paranoid Loyd
#3 - 2015-04-25 00:28:17 UTC
Now this is a proper Nitshe thread

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2015-04-25 01:33:48 UTC
Your honor,

I demand that court be called into session. This is serious businesses!

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three

Valkin Mordirc
#5 - 2015-04-25 02:41:35 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Your honor,

I demand that court be called into session. This is serious businesses!



I think weather or not it's a spy is not needed to be questioned, As Lyod has pointed out, it's is obviously a Nitshe alt.
#DeleteTheWeak
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#6 - 2015-04-25 03:13:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Your honor,

I demand that court be called into session. This is serious businesses!



I think weather or not it's a spy is not needed to be questioned, As Lyod has pointed out, it's is obviously a Nitshe alt.
Despite your valid point I feel that further investigation is warranted.

I second the motion that the court be called into session for the purposes of mirth and keeping the record of Nitshe alts accurate.

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#7 - 2015-04-25 04:25:41 UTC
The Court of Crime and Punishment will hear this case. OP provide your evidence within the rules of our forum and provide the reasoning behind your conclusions. This Court will notify all parties the case 00006 is now in session

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2015-04-25 05:01:29 UTC
I am very happy to see that Nitshe alt awareness is at an all time high.

I am also, however, very sad and angry to hear that OP wants to discredit an upstanding jspace dynasty such as laserhawks.

Your honor, I submit into the evidence locker my absolute confidence that the OP is without a doubt, a nitshe alt.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Solecist Project
#9 - 2015-04-25 08:38:11 UTC
Who the hell is Nitshe???

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#10 - 2015-04-25 08:57:34 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Who the hell is Nitshe???

Crime and Punishment rule 3
3. Nitshe is responsible for all crimes committed within New Eden. Anybody else involved with committing the crime is a verified Nitshe ALT. If you suspect they are not a Nitshe ALT refer to Crime and Punishment rule 3.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#11 - 2015-04-25 14:26:11 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
*Puts Spirits and fresh Brownies out on a table for the proceeding.

Your honor, The courtroom will be under renovation for the next few days. The recent rash of Nitshe Alts have gotten Fedo flakes and scrotumite all over the seats of recent accusers. In the mean time we can use the C&P pleasure cruiser as a back-up. Your usual supply of exotic dancers and premium Quafe have been moved to your quarters.


Edit: For Clarity

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2015-04-25 16:32:49 UTC
That scrotumite gave me a rash.


Your honor there is a clear lack of evidence against my client as we know by case 00001-5 that means the op is clearly a alt and a spy and generally lacks in any abilities.

So instead of wasting the courts time with pointless debate. Here are some kittens for the courts amusement

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/kitten-gif

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three

Araikas Rhal
Hair-Trigger
#13 - 2015-04-25 22:59:33 UTC
Now recruiting ShiniYuri to spy on me. If someone watches and tells me, maybe people will stop telling me i don't know what the hell i'm doing...... i thought i did. WTB Good spy.

I played other games in my past life. I must have done something wrong to be re-incarnated as an Eve player.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#14 - 2015-04-26 17:17:19 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
*Puts Spirits and fresh Brownies out on a table for the proceeding.

/me HIC. Burp.

Where were we? /me shuffles papers
Hmm...
Wait was this even a case? Due to lack of evidence the OP is fined 2Bil isk for wasting this courts time. If a slander suit is to be issued we will hear it here

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#15 - 2015-04-27 00:44:08 UTC
That escalated quickly.

I was hoping to volunteer for Jury duty, and had dreams of hearing a sentence, involing OP's banishment into a Wormhole with random chance of exploding the user's spaceship and 5,000 SP loss per hour effects, for these most slanderous and unsubstantiated allegations.

Perhaps, next time.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#16 - 2015-04-27 01:02:27 UTC
Iroquoiss Pliskin wrote:
That escalated quickly.

I was hoping to volunteer for Jury duty, and had dreams of hearing a sentence, involing OP's banishment into a Wormhole with random chance of exploding the user's spaceship and 5,000 SP loss per hour effects, for these most slanderous and unsubstantiated allegations.

Perhaps, next time.

After careful and not quite as drunken consideration I've decided that this is a fair punishment. If such a hole exists then the op is to be confined to it until such a time as he can substantiate his claims. Although I feel re homing him by court order while his compatriots are homeless is hardly fair.

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-04-27 02:30:00 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Who the hell is Nitshe???


http://eve-search.com/thread/375429-1/page/1

It is important that we all know the enemy we seek.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#18 - 2015-04-27 02:43:32 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Who the hell is Nitshe???


http://eve-search.com/thread/375429-1/page/1

It is important that we all know the enemy we seek.


Out of character
I'm curious why we focused on the much deserving Nitshe of all the other terrible posts of this nature?

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#19 - 2015-04-27 03:18:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
Madden Canrende wrote:
ShiniYuri is a known alt of Niya Qun Liro, just an fyi for anyone recruiting him


Ladies and Gents of the court,
I think we need to slow down and look at the facts. There is a chance one of the people we've encountered in our brief legal careers isn't not unguilty (or apparently so). Creating clarity must be first on our agenda.

It's our duty.

Here is what we know:

1)This is what a golden shower ticket looks like:
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2)We all got scrotumite rashes at the same time Madden CANRENDE approached the court.

3) He is probably Nitsche, "The Star of C&P's Most Wanted".

4)We must stop him before he turns this into a recruitment thread. That is his end-game.

5) He is trying hard to restrict collaboration.

6) Veers is, quite possibly, the only one who can stop him.

7) He is one of the greatest opponents of the Nullpacolypse (he doesn't outwardly support it).

Now, we just have to figure out what it all means. We have to connect the dots.

Mo
C&P Preferred Investigator Status, 2015
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-04-27 03:23:42 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Who the hell is Nitshe???


http://eve-search.com/thread/375429-1/page/1

It is important that we all know the enemy we seek.


Out of character
I'm curious why we focused on the much deserving Nitshe of all the other terrible posts of this nature?


He was the first guy that specifically named me and raged. He didn't "get it" as to why people were telling him no proof, etc.

He pretty much asked for it.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

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