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No longer use Bluemelon as 3rd party

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#41 - 2015-04-19 15:19:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

3 ISD posts with humor in just one week. Eve truly is an amazing place


Reported for discussing moderation.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Iain Cariaba
#42 - 2015-04-19 19:43:49 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Let the courts records show that proof has still yet to be given.

This should be labeled a mistrial under act 420-69 'failure to provide substantial proof'. All records of this proceeding will be wiped from the accused records as of no later than Whenever. Also a counter claim should be brought forth against the accuser to be held in a public forum off the undock of the Amarr Station (Oris). A jury of Our Honors choosing will be on hand shall the preliminary arguments prove fruitful.

If picked for jury duty, do we get to pre-lock the accuser? I assure the court that my diagnosed case of premature discharge of ammunition will in no way flare up during the course of this hearing. Pirate
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#43 - 2015-04-19 20:24:14 UTC
Iain Cariaba wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Let the courts records show that proof has still yet to be given.

This should be labeled a mistrial under act 420-69 'failure to provide substantial proof'. All records of this proceeding will be wiped from the accused records as of no later than Whenever. Also a counter claim should be brought forth against the accuser to be held in a public forum off the undock of the Amarr Station (Oris). A jury of Our Honors choosing will be on hand shall the preliminary arguments prove fruitful.

If picked for jury duty, do we get to pre-lock the accuser? I assure the court that my diagnosed case of premature discharge of ammunition will in no way flare up during the course of this hearing. Pirate


This will be left to the Judge residing over the case to decide but doesnt sound out of the realm of things possible. More than likely to be our Honorable Judge Noragen Neirfallas. If permitted i would like to be the official court 'fluffer'. I am willing to take the oath to keep everyone in good 'spirits' and will take no side other than the right side and pass to the left.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#44 - 2015-04-20 10:25:21 UTC
*Hollars from barricaded chambers
I'm not doing this case until somebody confirms there are no suicide bombers or assassins out there.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#45 - 2015-04-20 15:48:27 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
*Hollars from barricaded chambers
I'm not doing this case until somebody confirms there are no suicide bombers or assassins out there.


I'm pretty sure you just asked that we clear the C&P subforum of CODE. And Marmite/REPO/high sec pirates representation.

I think Veers will be the only person left.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#46 - 2015-04-20 16:57:43 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
*Hollars from barricaded chambers
I'm not doing this case until somebody confirms there are no suicide bombers or assassins out there.


I'm pretty sure you just asked that we clear the C&P subforum of CODE. And Marmite/REPO/high sec pirates representation.

I think Veers will be the only person left.

Good point. Well with that shaming I will continue the case.

First Danalee.
You are right the effort put into this post requires further consideration. OP is fined 2BIL ISK more on top of the original 10BIL ISK.

Iroquoiss Pliskin
I don't find this to be a crime. Kind of like standing out the front of a pie shop and telling everybody the beef content in a beef pie only has to be 36% and the rest is rubbish meat. It's not illegal but people have been killed for less.

Mobadder Thworst
I lost it when I read the post about your 'findings'. This court looks forward to using you as an investigator in the future. OP is to pay Mo's investigative costs of 3BIL ISK?

StonerPhReaK
I feel that dismissing it due to lack of evidence was sufficient. OP is clearly guilty of slander and if the Victim of this crime wishes to pursue it further we of the Court of Crime and Punishment will hear the case.
Also you are appointed to 'Court Fulffer' form here on out.

Mortlake
Shh.
PS HE LIKED MY COMMENT

Iain Cariaba
I will allow this on the next trail however I suggest you consult Sniff and Stiff about your 'little problem'. I'm sure they can help with that Cool

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#47 - 2015-04-20 16:58:45 UTC
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#48 - 2015-04-21 00:48:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
*Hollars from barricaded chambers
I'm not doing this case until somebody confirms there are no suicide bombers or assassins out there.


I'm pretty sure you just asked that we clear the C&P subforum of CODE. And Marmite/REPO/high sec pirates representation.

I think Veers will be the only person left.

Good point. Well with that shaming I will continue the case.

First Danalee.
You are right the effort put into this post requires further consideration. OP is fined 2BIL ISK more on top of the original 10BIL ISK.

Iroquoiss Pliskin
I don't find this to be a crime. Kind of like standing out the front of a pie shop and telling everybody the beef content in a beef pie only has to be 36% and the rest is rubbish meat. It's not illegal but people have been killed for less.

Mobadder Thworst
I lost it when I read the post about your 'findings'. This court looks forward to using you as an investigator in the future. OP is to pay Mo's investigative costs of 3BIL ISK?

StonerPhReaK
I feel that dismissing it due to lack of evidence was sufficient. OP is clearly guilty of slander and if the Victim of this crime wishes to pursue it further we of the Court of Crime and Punishment will hear the case.
Also you are appointed to 'Court Fulffer' form here on out.

Mortlake
Shh.
PS HE LIKED MY COMMENT

Iain Cariaba
I will allow this on the next trail however I suggest you consult Sniff and Stiff about your 'little problem'. I'm sure they can help with that Cool


Thank you your honor,

3B should cover my time.

I would like to advise everyone that if you go in the S&I subforum, there is scrotumite residue everywhere. Don't touch anything and wash your hands when you leave. Try to remember to breathe through your nose.

I look forward to helping on future cases. I hope to be C&P's investigator of choice.

May justice prevail,
Mo
"No Newbro Left Behind"
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#49 - 2015-04-21 01:20:14 UTC
Scat play?

Personally, no thanks.

But if that's OPs thing, then I don't judge him for it.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Big Lynx
#50 - 2015-04-21 03:54:35 UTC
Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2015-04-21 12:20:45 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts.



Your honor the nitche is clearly posting with yet ANOTHER alt. I suggest he get put into the hole.


*walks away mumbling it puts the lotion on its skin else it gets the hose again*

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#52 - 2015-04-21 13:29:02 UTC
Just wanted to let everyone know that blue melon successfully and honestly completed a multi billion ISK transaction last night on my behalf.

10/10 would use again.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#53 - 2015-04-21 13:44:26 UTC
Big Lynx wrote:
Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts.

Can confirm we are all bluemelon ALTs. Which you could only know if you were a Nitshe alt. The line is drawn. You're either blue or nit. There is no longer a middle ground.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#54 - 2015-04-21 20:35:08 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Big Lynx wrote:
Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts.

Can confirm we are all bluemelon ALTs. Which you could only know if you were a Nitshe alt. The line is drawn. You're either blue or nit. There is no longer a middle ground.



The last line of this is a direct quote from one of President Bush's speeches.

Who's alt are you? Is there a red phone next to your computer?
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#55 - 2015-04-22 00:31:03 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Big Lynx wrote:
Sweet how blue tries to relativiser this with his hundreds of alts.

Can confirm we are all bluemelon ALTs. Which you could only know if you were a Nitshe alt. The line is drawn. You're either blue or nit. There is no longer a middle ground.



The last line of this is a direct quote from one of President Bush's speeches.

Who's alt are you? Is there a red phone next to your computer?

Blink

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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