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[GrumpyOldMan] Blockade Announcement
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Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#1 - 2015-04-19 22:36:49 UTC
As of 1600 hours, Cluster Standard, 19.04.117 you should all get off my lawn. I need my sleep, at my time of life, and all the shenanigans are downright disrespectful. For the duration of this operation, dubbed 'Get off my porch' by military experts, I will be shaking a fist at any offenders, so be warned. It is entirely likely that, until you have all gotten off my porch and allowed me to get the sleep I need to cease being a grumpy old man, there will be an interdiction of sass, loitering and backtalk throughout the region of my porch.

Those of you who are no better than you should be are hereby served notice that a sesquipedalian vocabulary, making of overblown claims and grandiloquent way of describing what amounts to a fart in a hullbreach may be inflicted on you all if you do not avoid the area of my porch until this state of grumpiness is at an end.

That means you, Maker darn it.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#2 - 2015-04-19 22:51:36 UTC
Wow Mister Tuulinen, you're older and grumpier than usual!
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#3 - 2015-04-19 22:55:16 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Wow Mister Tuulinen, you're older and grumpier than usual!


Damn you, Wendrika. Get off my porch!

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2015-04-19 22:56:05 UTC
Sorry Mister T.

We're just, you know, a product of our environment.

Want I should wash your Kestral for ya?


"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#5 - 2015-04-19 23:24:15 UTC
Stillwater offers cleaning services. 10/10 Did such a great job they can scub the green right off a Wyrkomi Rhea.
N'maro Makari
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#6 - 2015-04-19 23:54:02 UTC  |  Edited by: N'maro Makari
Pah.

I let my dog poop on your porch.

I did not scoop.

Anarchy forever.

**Vherokior **
Binii Kusoni
#7 - 2015-04-20 00:04:43 UTC
You are welcome to my porch.
Xadiran
Moira.
#8 - 2015-04-20 01:02:18 UTC
If I bring some cold beer, can I sit on your porch with you?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2015-04-20 01:19:17 UTC
You can't tell us what to do!

We will bring all the boomboxes to your porch!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#10 - 2015-04-20 01:40:10 UTC
Kids these days with their music and their Tech 3 ships. . .
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2015-04-20 02:14:52 UTC
Xindi Kraid wrote:
Kids these days with their music and their Tech 3 ships. . .


This is going to be one of those 'back in my day' talks again, isn't it, gramps?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#12 - 2015-04-20 03:07:36 UTC
I, Claudia Amelia Testarossa Wingate Lillithella Osyn MDCXXXIV, Goddess of the IGS do hereby approve if this message and it's origin.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#13 - 2015-04-20 04:32:43 UTC
Need some coffee, Pieter?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2015-04-20 07:18:40 UTC
Arkady Vachon wrote:
Need some coffee, Pieter?



Coffee has a side effect of raising the heart rate of the drinker, which starts an adrenaline secretion positive feedback loop. That will only make Pieter even grumpier.

The remedy is more beer.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Jace Sarice
#15 - 2015-04-20 15:02:32 UTC
Due to your current attitude towards your porch, it seems like a great time to sell. I am willing to make an unreasonable offer for the entirety of your porch, children included.
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Liberty Vanguard
#16 - 2015-04-20 15:04:43 UTC
You certainly look like a grumpy old man in your portrait, Tuulinen.

Rules of Acquisition #261

A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#17 - 2015-04-20 15:06:19 UTC
I don't know about the rest of you. But this sounds like a challenge to me.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#18 - 2015-04-21 01:34:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Xindi Kraid
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Xindi Kraid wrote:
Kids these days with their music and their Tech 3 ships. . .


This is going to be one of those 'back in my day' talks again, isn't it, gramps?

Of course.

When i was a cadet, We had to go to the academy 20 jumps into nullsec, gatecampped both ways.
In an ibis.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#19 - 2015-04-21 03:01:18 UTC
I wouldn't upset old man Tuulinen guys, he'll set his wife on you!

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Kyoko Sakoda
Achura-Waschi Exchange
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
#20 - 2015-04-21 05:11:10 UTC
Note to self: bring puppy to the next corporate captain's meeting.
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