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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2015-04-18 05:23:47 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
YOUR HONOR I OBJECT TO THIS!

My client is clearly being vilified by the op. The Ragnarok , if it even exists, wasn't up to code and clearly had to be seized. Once my client got it to a shipyard, we found countless mistakes that just didn't fit a Ragnarok, after doing some digging we realized that the "Ragnarok" was actually a Velator with a fake hull. My clients good name has been sullied by these baseless accusations.


Even if it didn't exist it wasn't up to code. Existence is clearly required for it to be fit to fly! No real broker would ever let a faulty product pass!

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#22 - 2015-04-18 07:19:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
*Drags himself into the court room
Order order.

Why have I been dragged away from my family this fine Saturday?
*reads transcript

Well we took the case with 'and a bad one at that' I see no reason not to proceed. OP please provide your logs, screenshots and tears other evidence below.

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flakeys
Doomheim
#23 - 2015-04-18 08:15:36 UTC
Checking local wrote:
Ragnarok sale was scammed by Bluemelon/Piake/hellman



No **** Roll

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#24 - 2015-04-18 09:33:13 UTC
Your honor, what about all of the scrotumite and fake Velators?
Mercury Arnoux
Doomheim
#25 - 2015-04-18 15:08:41 UTC
confirming this same crew tried to gank me as well. Do not trust bluemelon
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#26 - 2015-04-18 15:22:49 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Your honor, what about all of the scrotumite and fake Velators?

Mo I appoint you to look into this and get to the bottom of it. I advise you start with connections this may have to Nitshe

Mercury Arnoux wrote:
confirming this same crew tried to gank me as well. Do not trust bluemelon

Thank you for your input Miss forum ALT but I order the Jury to disregard your testimony as you are in violation of the CoCaP's first commandment.
1: Thou shalt post with thy Main or GTFO

If there is no further evidence I would like to call upon the Jury to decide the matter at hand

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#27 - 2015-04-18 15:31:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
*** Straigthens nightgown ***

...

Is it cold in here? ehh... Yeah, probably is.

...

*** yawns ***



Your honor, Juror Danalee reporting for duty.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#28 - 2015-04-18 15:36:01 UTC
Danalee wrote:
*** Straigthens nightgown ***

...

Is it cold in here? ehh... Yeah, probably is.

...

*** yawns ***



You honor, Juror Danalee reporting for duty.

D.

Bear

*coughs
Next time you wear a nightgown without undergarments try not to swing your legs over the fence as you enter the Juror's section...

What is the verdict of the Jury?

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#29 - 2015-04-18 15:40:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Your honor,

The jury would like to abstain from posting verdict, since esteemed members of the court got overwrought with the Scrotumite predicament. We'd ask for more time to get to the bottom of this begrimed matter.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

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Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#30 - 2015-04-18 15:46:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Iroquoiss Pliskin
I will not sit on the bench for my own case, but for this one I can do.

The Jury has been approached by unidentified parties, looking to bribe their way for a certain verdict. This needs further investigating, as mentioned by respected Jury member Danalee.

This can escalate quickly and unpredictably, and I, myself, am on the lookout for suicide bombers outside my residence and place of work.

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#31 - 2015-04-18 15:51:31 UTC
More time is granted. Proceed

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Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2015-04-18 15:51:57 UTC
Your honor,

My client has been placed into hiding after a gank fleet tried to take his ship last night. I ask for a speed resolution. I my self have been targeted no less than 397 times undocking in Jita. We may be on to something HUGE here

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#33 - 2015-04-18 16:37:58 UTC
Gank attempts? suicide bombs? 397 targeting attempts??? This Court wants no part of this Nitshe level intimidation. OP is fined 10 BIL isk which will go towards this courts safety and well being. Case dismissed.

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Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#34 - 2015-04-18 16:47:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Gank attempts? suicide bombs? 397 targeting attempts??? This Court wants no part of this Nitshe level intimidation. OP is fined 10 BIL isk which will go towards this courts safety and well being. Case dismissed.


Pardon his lordship but the OP put so much time and effort in his case, I can't sleep easy until justice is served!

He said, and I quote; Ragnarok sale was scammed by Bluemelon/Piake/hellman

Ragnarok sale was scammed by Bluemelon/Piake/hellman

Ragnarok.
sale.
was.
scammed.
by.
Bluemelon/Piake/hellman.


The humanity!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#35 - 2015-04-18 19:03:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Iroquoiss Pliskin
I Agree with Jury member Danalee, and as post-factum decision I reveal the Jury's verdict to the Public, which was to find,

◘◘◘ Checking Local ◘◘◘

GUILTY of,

The single Most Highest Crime in All of New Eden at this time,

which is,

The ATTEMPT at Preventing further Destruction of Super Capital spaceships universe-wide.

The defendant - Bluemelon has been a part of the #REKKINGCREW Supercapital hunters on more than one occasion, even if his contribution to the Great Cause amounted only to a dinky Onyx,

as evidenced in 1) https://zkillboard.com/kill/45955513 & 2) https://zkillboard.com/kill/46001049/

DEATH TO ALL CAPITALS

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Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
#36 - 2015-04-18 19:04:47 UTC
What's this I hear about Nazi's from 1943 who learnt to manipulate time and space itself emerging from a 4th dimensional pocket universe and stealing a Ragnarok?

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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#37 - 2015-04-18 21:27:33 UTC
Amyclas Amatin wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.


"This Carcass has been thrown to the wolves". Thanks ISD, for this nourishing meal.

Just doing my job.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

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Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#38 - 2015-04-18 23:12:14 UTC
Concerning the scrotumite issue:

We have ascertained that it is in high demand in the S & I subforum. Industrialists seem to have an insatiable need for it. I'm sure that's what inspired these heinous crimes.

As far as the location of the scrotumite in question, we haven't been able to get our hands on it. I don't think it's as large as we were lead to believe. The investigation itself has been a bit of a sticky issue, with our agent's cover being nearly blown on multiple occasions.

Despite our efforts, no substantial hard evidence was produced.

It's been a particularly sweaty investigation. All of the Velators destroyed in the investigation were verified to be legitimate and the noobs inside were dubbed "retained."

At this time I'm ready to release the industrial scrotumite issue and allow this portion of the investigstion to be closed as "unsubstantiated."

We will have to be vigilant incase more crimes are committed.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#39 - 2015-04-19 01:55:20 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Amyclas Amatin wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.


"This Carcass has been thrown to the wolves". Thanks ISD, for this nourishing meal.

Just doing my job.

3 ISD posts with humor in just one week. Eve truly is an amazing place

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#40 - 2015-04-19 15:10:14 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
Let the courts records show that proof has still yet to be given.

This should be labeled a mistrial under act 420-69 'failure to provide substantial proof'. All records of this proceeding will be wiped from the accused records as of no later than Whenever. Also a counter claim should be brought forth against the accuser to be held in a public forum off the undock of the Amarr Station (Oris). A jury of Our Honors choosing will be on hand shall the preliminary arguments prove fruitful.

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