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Atticus Fynch
#1 - 2011-12-25 20:59:06 UTC
Just what goes on in these stations?Ugh


Amarr= you hear all this chanting. It's like being in a non-stop church session. Smells like incense and child abuse.

Caldari=sounds like a super busy airport. "Paging Mr Herman...."Smells like ozone and chinese take-out.

Minmatar=eerily quiet except for that kid that lets out a riff on his electric guitar every few seconds...or is it the hanger door opening and closing? Rusty POS. Smells like failure....or is that the kid?

Gallente=?

I havent been to a Gallente station in so long I forgot what they sound like. They do however smell like French B.O., Hookers and Blow.


What are your impressions?

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Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#2 - 2011-12-25 21:14:19 UTC
Take-out?

Eww gross Cool

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
Atticus Fynch
#3 - 2011-12-25 21:20:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Atticus Fynch
Mina Sebiestar wrote:
Take-out?

Eww gross Cool



Yeah. Still I imagine the EVE universe to be very advanced but not very hygenic. Not necesarily progressing technologically in antiseptics but more towards antibiotics (especially with implants being the norm). So I imagine germs and cooties galore in New Eden but medicine has a hold on it.

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Opertone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2011-12-25 23:20:01 UTC
Gallente station smells like - anal lube, not any particular scent, but you know for certain, when you find your nose sticking into it. Yes, sounds like buttlicking.

Amarr - sounds like brainwashing and mindcontrol. You start thinking 'castration is next' where do I check in for the procedure.

Caldari sounds like a robot is drilling up your armchair, light buzz in the wrong place. Yeah, I've come to the wrong place, robotic buzz gently reminds me.

Minmatar sounds like freedom, freedom from living a busy life.

This post sums up why the 'best' work with DCM inc.

WARP DRIVE makes eve boring

really - add warping align time 300% on gun aggression and eve becomes great again
Winters Chill
Unitas Incorporated
#5 - 2011-12-25 23:51:43 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
Just what goes on in these stations?Ugh

Minmatar =eerily quiet except for that kid that lets out a riff on his electric guitar every few seconds...or is it the hanger door opening and closing? Rusty POS. Smells like failure....or is that the kid?



You forgot about the intermittent bursts of machine-gun fire.
Atticus Fynch
#6 - 2011-12-26 00:15:14 UTC
Opertone wrote:
Gallente station smells like - anal lube, not any particular scent, but you know for certain, when you find your nose sticking into it. Yes, sounds like buttlicking.


OK, I now remember why I stopped going to Gallente stations. Yes, the smell of anal lube and assless leather chaps.Ugh

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Winters Chill
Unitas Incorporated
#7 - 2011-12-26 02:07:54 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
Opertone wrote:
Gallente station smells like - anal lube, not any particular scent, but you know for certain, when you find your nose sticking into it. Yes, sounds like buttlicking.


OK, I now remember why I stopped going to Gallente stations. Yes, the smell of anal lube and assless leather chaps.Ugh



More like wine breath, fried snails and garlic. All you can hear is Edith Piaf, the occasional "haw haw haw he haw" and people spitting... inside.

/stereotypes.
Teleni Pavle
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-12-26 02:11:30 UTC
Atticus Fynch wrote:
Opertone wrote:
Gallente station smells like - anal lube, not any particular scent, but you know for certain, when you find your nose sticking into it. Yes, sounds like buttlicking.


OK, I now remember why I stopped going to Gallente stations. Yes, the smell of anal lube and assless leather chaps.Ugh


All chaps are assless. Chaps with asses would just be pants.
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#9 - 2011-12-26 02:17:03 UTC
Smells like star trek.

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Atticus Fynch
#10 - 2011-12-26 02:53:43 UTC
Teleni Pavle wrote:
Atticus Fynch wrote:
Opertone wrote:
Gallente station smells like - anal lube, not any particular scent, but you know for certain, when you find your nose sticking into it. Yes, sounds like buttlicking.


OK, I now remember why I stopped going to Gallente stations. Yes, the smell of anal lube and assless leather chaps.Ugh


All chaps are assless. Chaps with asses would just be pants.



Does that make assless pants, chaps?Straight

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Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
#11 - 2011-12-26 03:52:39 UTC
My pod smells of poop and urine, it's so realistically implemented it's almost as if I can smell it in real life.

Nyan