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deann00 Otomeya - Corp thief, awoxer, antisocial behavior

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#41 - 2015-04-13 23:18:20 UTC
My Client and I are willing to negotiate a plea on the charge of 'Being Awesome'.






Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#42 - 2015-04-13 23:23:54 UTC
Order Order. The Court accepts Tengu Grib as Court Investigator and appoints him with the task of uncovering the other identities of one Super Paladin so that the execution may be carried out in full. The court has never acted without evidence against a capsuleer. In fact a lack of evidence normally leads towards the OP being convicted as you can see in case's 00002-00004. The jury will take into consideration Unsuccessful At Everything's arguments. We will allow Tengu Grib 48 hours to uncover this alleged 'Main' the OP boldly claimed to have and any connections this 'Main' may have had with the diabolical Nitshe. We will await the conclusion of his investigation.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2015-04-14 01:13:51 UTC
SIr,
Deep Space Mining would like to ask the court to remind the Jury that the OP has acted outside the bounds of his contract with Deep Space Mining and we have increase his tax rate to 11% with a portion of that going to the widows and orphans fund. We ask that you remind the jury that his actions are not reflective of Deep Space Mining principals.

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2015-04-14 01:45:15 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:

You Honor, I move that the foregone statement be ignored by the jury. As I have said previously, the court of C&P has always acted without evidence provided. I fail to see why it would need any now. I would now like to call Tengu Grib, Court Investiagor to the stand.

Mr. Grib, what have you found about the character of the defendant?


Thank you Mr. RhubarbPie.

I have investigated the character of the defendant, and in my professional opinion based on the information I uncovered, he is a "Cool Dude."

That is all.

Mr. Grib, Would you say that being a cool dude would lend itself to being guilty of the charges the defendant is on trail for?

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#45 - 2015-04-14 04:18:33 UTC
Eh this court needs lunch. Jury what is your decision? Super paladin or deann00 Otomeya guilty?

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Hector Skunk
Highsecberg.
#46 - 2015-04-14 04:38:52 UTC
This is amazing!

I am Hector Skunk. - "Tisiphone Dira > I feel bullied."

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#47 - 2015-04-14 10:08:59 UTC
Hector Skunk wrote:
This is amazing!
Marmite always takes these things very seriously, as we expect all our players to be nice fluffy saints. Bear

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Hector Skunk
Highsecberg.
#48 - 2015-04-14 10:13:31 UTC
Thousand years ago when I was a kid I had the, obviously, cutest and fluffiest bunny of them all until I learned that cute and fluffy doesn't mean I won't bleed when I am being scratched and bitten.

I am Hector Skunk. - "Tisiphone Dira > I feel bullied."

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#49 - 2015-04-14 10:41:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Your honor,

Considering all the facts, evidence and lack thereof presented, my official stance as member of the jury is as follows;

On the count of being awesome and a 'cool dude' charged against the defendant the honorable Deann00 Otomeya:

Guilty as charged!

On the count of malicious Slander of the defendant's good name by the OP aliased in this court as Super Paladin, besmirching of the defendant's evewho board and his forum identity with false allegations

Guilty as charged!

On the count of the OP aliased in this court as Super Paladin possibly being an alt of the phantom Nitshe...
I cannot in good faith take a stance. It has come to the jury's attention that there is a distinct possibility your honorable member of the jury presenting these decisions is herself an alt of that ratchet knave Nitsche. We must abstain from ruling since any outcome would be playing into Nitsche's diabolical plans.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2015-04-14 10:53:05 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
My Client and I are willing to negotiate a plea on the charge of 'Being Awesome'.







I'm sure a deal can be reached on that charge. My client has agreed to give up all claims of forum competence in light of a forth coming deal.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#51 - 2015-04-14 11:25:29 UTC
This can only mean one thing.......

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#52 - 2015-04-14 13:59:02 UTC
The Court will await the decision of the other jurors before proceeding to sentencing

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2015-04-14 22:35:51 UTC
Your Honor

I find Dean Guilty of being awesome!


Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#54 - 2015-04-14 23:26:55 UTC
Hector Skunk wrote:
Thousand years ago when I was a kid I had the, obviously, cutest and fluffiest bunny of them all until I learned that cute and fluffy doesn't mean I won't bleed when I am being scratched and bitten.


Funny, I had one of those too. I still have scars on my forearms from cute and fluffy freaking out and scratching the bejezus out of me. I also learned that cute and fluffy doesn't mean it wont be delicious when fried up and served with a side of sauteed mushrooms and onions.

I sometimes ponder whether or not my childhood was a healthy thing.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#55 - 2015-04-14 23:41:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
This court has discovered disturbing evidence that this alleged 'Main' of super paladin does indeed exist. This court engaged the services of a skilled team of infiltrators at great expense to uncover the truth of the matter. It appears that Jambo Flambo and Kalihira are the culprits behind this for reasons of 'deann00 Otomeya is TOO awesome'. Many boffins died bringing us this information Sad

The Court orders Tora Bushido to execute both of these 'Mains' and to bring back their heads. Furthermore as this is CoCaP (I kinda like this abreviation) the rule of the land is 'Post with your main or GTFO'. For breaking this law I order all parties on the side of the accuser (prosecutor exempted) to add a line in their bio's 'I am a forum coward'

We await the decision of the other 3 jurors.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2015-04-15 00:15:56 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
This court has discovered disturbing evidence that this allege 'Main' of super paladin does indeed exist. This court engaged the services of a skilled team of infiltrators at great expense to uncover the truth of the matter. It appears that Jambo Flambo and Kalihira are the culprits behind this for reasons of 'deann00 Otomeya is TOO awesome'. Many boffins died bringing us this information Sad

The Court orders Tora Bushido to execute both of these 'Mains' and to bring back their heads. Furthermore as this is CoCaP (I kinda like this abreviation) the rule of the land is 'Post with your main or GTFO'. For breaking this law I order all parties on the side of the accuser (prosecutor exempted) to add a line in their bio's 'I am a forum coward'

We await the decision of the other 3 jurors.


My clients have noted this in the employment files and alerted our recruiting department of the courts order.


So signed
Dradis Aulmais
General Counsle

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#57 - 2015-04-15 10:03:26 UTC
So it will be done, warr, warrrrr, warrrrrrrr......... Ultramar Independent Contracting !

The End.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#58 - 2015-04-15 17:29:29 UTC
Another successful trial in C & P. Job well done.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

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